For indiscretions during the previous week, the following Roys FFC players are instructed to report to the BJO Spanking Room for re-education by our specialised BOTS :
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I Dont Care - 7 spankings, at 22.69 joules.
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TedDougChris - 6 spanks, 9.33J.
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3KZ is Football - 3 spanks, 14.88J.
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A Bit High - 3 spanks, 20.75J.
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Allikat - 2 spanks, 10.37J.
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Barrels - 2 spanks, 12.50J.
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fitzroybowiedog - 2 spanks, 21.90J.
- Mobbs - 2 spanks, 2.36J.
The spankings will be carried out by our highly trained BOTS team (Bunch Of Total Spankers), who each deliver on a personalised specialty :
Madam Spanker (a rupturing of skin integrity),
Roypaddlin' (extended sting time and thunderclap volume),
Spankarole (depth of colour and bruising) &
Paddlie (splinters).
8 of our team - that's 40% - have fallen foul of the lash this week, a new record for the season. Stop looking so proud. I hope to be visiting Kryal Castle in coming weeks with a view to expanding our punishment toolset. The adjustable dingo carrier might be a handy addition to the options available.