Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 11 - Roys FFC vs Coney Island Warriors at Brunswick Junction Oval

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A Bit High

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For indiscretions during the previous week, the following Roys FFC players are instructed to report to the BJO Spanking Room for re-education by our specialised BOTS :
- I Dont Care - 7 spankings, at 22.69 joules.
- TedDougChris - 6 spanks, 9.33J.
- 3KZ is Football - 3 spanks, 14.88J.
- A Bit High - 3 spanks, 20.75J.
- Allikat - 2 spanks, 10.37J.
- Barrels - 2 spanks, 12.50J.
- fitzroybowiedog - 2 spanks, 21.90J.
- Mobbs - 2 spanks, 2.36J.

The spankings will be carried out by our highly trained BOTS team (Bunch Of Total Spankers), who each deliver on a personalised specialty : Madam Spanker (a rupturing of skin integrity), Roypaddlin' (extended sting time and thunderclap volume), Spankarole (depth of colour and bruising) & Paddlie (splinters).

8 of our team - that's 40% - have fallen foul of the lash this week, a new record for the season. Stop looking so proud. I hope to be visiting Kryal Castle in coming weeks with a view to expanding our punishment toolset. The adjustable dingo carrier might be a handy addition to the options available.

I don't get out of bed for less
 

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Wait. You're playing again Juggs? Who knew? I thought you had permanently retired. Carriage clock. Gold watch. Novelty neck tie. The whole shebang. You can't just take that stuff and then come back you know. It's frowned upon.
I didn't retire I just disappeared for a few weeks until I could get myself to a team I wanted to play for.

No timepieces for me just yet.
 
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