Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 11 - Sin City Swamprats vs East Side Hawks at Underground Stadium

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It was an asian grocers. There was fresh food (my dumplings) and there was bagged/frozen stuff. I didn't feel like walking the kilo home with a tonne of frozen food which would probably not get eaten. Yes there were lollies but they were dirt cheap. My bother LOVES aloe vera so it worked out in the end. But my god 9kilos is so much heavier than it sounds...
Has he got a few mosquito bites that need healing? I tend to use Stingoes cream, it stings at first but it's fine after a few minutes
 

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I really would like the opportunity to **** around with you. “Winter is coming” actually means something to me. I have a short window to do lots of stuff.

The good side is that I have finally figured out what I have that others might want and how to barter...
Congratulations, you have discovered prostitution Underground
 

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Whisper is, he will be performing at the SFA Grand Final half-time extravaganza Underground this season.
Is the Grand Final being played Underground this season? I'm not going to lie, Dun Lop is a lot nicer to hold the Grand Final
 

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Congratulations, you have discovered prostitution Underground
What's the fascination with reminding people with every post that the game is played Underground this week?

It's like a commentator is needlessly referring to the venue the match is played at way too often: "Welcome to the match here at the Underground Stadium. It's a beautiful day Underground. The first bounce a couple of minutes away here at Underground. The piss smell is getting worse Underground. Someone's just done a monster shit near the commentary booth. Underground."
 

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Evening friends.

Warming up for End Game with a rewatch of Infinity War.

It is my wish that Thanos's snap dusts all those that refuse the multi-quote and also those that manage to get possessions and goals for the Swamprats.
Earlier today/last night, it was as if this was happening to me in slow motion.

But somehow, I have survived. And here we are.
 

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What's the fascination with reminding people with every post that the game is played Underground this week?

It's like a commentator is needlessly referring to the venue the match is played at way too often: "Welcome to the match here at the Underground Stadium. It's a beautiful day Underground. The first bounce a couple of minutes away here at Underground. The piss smell is getting worse Underground. Someone's just done a monster shit near the commentary booth. Underground."
Just helping Loonerty with his Underground handballs fascination ;)
 

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Aww you guys lol. I'll tell you something about nerdy Porps. I had crushes on like a million guys when I was in high school but nobody really liked me. Or maybe they did but were too shy as well. I wasn't that attractive as a teen. Lots of pimples, skinny af, braces, glasses... yeah. But I focussed on doing well at school and having fun with my friends and trying to figure out who I was. My younger sister on the other hand, had so many boyfriends when she was a teen!! I was very jealous of her. I used to daydream a lot about some guy whisking me away into the sunset :p

I finally met a guy from online when I was 21 (this is post-Uni), had my first kiss then too. I was with this guy for three years when it should have only been one ha, but that's life for you and love really is blind. You learn from every experience. After we broke up, I had definitely changed as a person. I dressed better, I felt more confident. I wasn't as shy or scared. I went on lots of dates and met many great men, Tinder came in too which helped and hindered. Had some short-term flings. I didn't give up! Now I'm 30 and with an amazing guy (despite the fact he lives interstate :p) and I'm very happy with how it's going.
I just went all Paradise By The Dashboard Light.

Now I'm praying for the end of time

Underground
 

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What's the fascination with reminding people with every post that the game is played Underground this week?

It's like a commentator is needlessly referring to the venue the match is played at way too often: "Welcome to the match here at the Underground Stadium. It's a beautiful day Underground. The first bounce a couple of minutes away here at Underground. The piss smell is getting worse Underground. Someone's just done a monster shit near the commentary booth. Underground."
Could be worse...could be busy going through a lot of letters in the alphabet to come up with a stadium name.
 

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Actually **** "minimum card charges"
I just purchased 9 litres of Aloe Vera in order to make a $20 card purchase limit at a shop where I was just trying to buy a $2 pack of dumplings. So I guess Aloe Vera on me...
This is good, when you're on the same team as Firestarter, you need lots of aloe vera
 

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What's the fascination with reminding people with every post that the game is played Underground this week?

It's like a commentator is needlessly referring to the venue the match is played at way too often: "Welcome to the match here at the Underground Stadium. It's a beautiful day Underground. The first bounce a couple of minutes away here at Underground. The piss smell is getting worse Underground. Someone's just done a monster shit near the commentary booth. Underground."
Who said that - Qruce McQavaney?
 
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