Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 11 - Sin City Swamprats vs East Side Hawks at Underground Stadium

[ArdentEagle]

I must warn you that I saw a rat shaped blackberry today. I’d recommend hocking the house on the Rats.

Hawk v Rat...No chance...You're our natural prey.
(have gif for this but a bit too gruesome. Can't get a ban before the game)

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Hawk v Rat...No chance...You're our natural prey.
(have gif for this but a bit too gruesome. Can't get a ban before the game)

The QSPCA called and will be taking you in for questioning for suggesting violence against animals.

 

[ArdentEagle]

Who is your direct opponent this week?



Welcome to this thread. I must say I wondered when you'd make an appearance!

jackster83 I think.
Hope they love salt.

 

[Firestarter]

Hawk v Rat...No chance...You're our natural prey.
(have gif for this but a bit too gruesome. Can't get a ban before the game)

We'll sneak onto your farm and steal your undies.

 

[ArdentEagle]

We'll sneak onto your farm and steal your undies.

No undies for me?...Mwahahahah. Don't you know?
My speciality is speccy marks and tea bagging my opponent at the same time!
You're just helping me out.

 

[Agent93]

Guyz... fancy duds:

 

[Snake_Baker]

Guyz... fancy duds:

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Got anything more fluorescent?

 

[sportsmaniac89]

News just in: Swamprats to have their eyes tested in fear of blindness from Hawks jerseys. Any player found to have less than 20/20 vision to be sent for urgent laser-eye correction surgery.

 

[Agent93]

Got anything more fluorescent?

We're away. We need to catch the eye of the locals for our new sponsor.

 

[Firestarter]

No undies for me?...Mwahahahah. Don't you know?
My speciality is speccy marks and tea bagging my opponent at the same time!
You're just helping me out.

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This is me after I watch you scratch your arse after failing a speccie.

 

[ArdentEagle]

This is me after I watch you scratch your arse after failing a speccie.

No way...I'm just too good at it.
This is me celebrating after I teabag you.

 

[Firestarter]

No way...I'm just too good at it.
This is me celebrating after I teabag you.
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We probably play at opposite ends of the grounds, though...

 

[Sparkle]

Guyz... fancy duds:

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[Drunkgoliath]

No way...I'm just too good at it.
This is me celebrating after I teabag you.
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Honk honk!

 

[ArdentEagle]

We probably play at opposite ends of the grounds, though...

I'm on the wing mate, I'll find a way.

 

[ArdentEagle]

Honk honk!

 

[Firestarter]

I'm on the wing mate, I'll find a way.

I'll have some marshmallows ready.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

I’m going against Nunez

Looks like he’ll be too busy in a fancy studio to show up. Looks like a 50 possession game for me.

 

[sportsmaniac89]

I’m going against Nunez

Looks like he’ll be too busy in a fancy studio to show up. Looks like a 50 possession game for me.

Look if you want 50 drug possession charges, I'm sure that can be arranged!

Meanwhile, we'll play with the Qootyball and secure a badly needed win.

 

[jackster83]

I’m going against Nunez

Looks like he’ll be too busy in a fancy studio to show up. Looks like a 50 possession game for me.

Our new gameplan is to let the opposition's turnover merchant rack up possessions at will. Saves us having to go in and win a hard ball. Kinda like what Collingwood did with Dylan Shiel.

 

[Nunez]

I’m going against Nunez

Looks like he’ll be too busy in a fancy studio to show up. Looks like a 50 possession game for me.

Incorrect. I finished in the studio just over a week ago. You'll only finish up with 45 now!

 

[philreich]

Our new gameplan is to let the opposition's turnover merchant rack up possessions at will. Saves us having to go in and win a hard ball. Kinda like what Collingwood did with Dylan Shiel.

Win a hard ball? Stuff that - a bloke could get hurt. When it comes to hard ball gets, I've been described as being like a Catholic school girl outside a chemist shop: I know the pill is in there somewhere, but I'll be buggered if I'm gonna go in and get it!!!!!

 

[Drunkgoliath]

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NICE *EN MODEL!

 

[MWPP]

NICE ****EN MODEL!

Creepy!
I take back what I said about getting my 5....

 

[Drunkgoliath]

Creepy!
I take back what I said about getting my 5....

You know you don't mean that