Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 11 - Sin City Swamprats vs East Side Hawks at Underground Stadium

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If you're putting this on, you're absolutely fantastic at pretending to be young.
This is the best/weirdest backhanded complement. Cheers Agent!!!
I've got plenty of teenager conversations too, some of them mildly interesting (sorry SarahSmiles)

Unfortunately, the majority are on Snapchat (for the older citizens, Snapchat is a messaging service where images are sent and once viewed are instantly deleted)
 

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Evening friends.

Warming up for End Game with a rewatch of Infinity War.

It is my wish that Thanos's snap dusts all those that refuse the multi-quote and also those that manage to get possessions and goals for the Swamprats.

I'm keen to have an easy win this weekend.
 
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I've got plenty of teenager conversations too, some of them mildly interesting (sorry SarahSmiles)

Unfortunately, the majority are on Snapchat (for the older citizens, Snapchat is a messaging service where images are sent and once viewed are instantly deleted)
Regardless of what is apparent, are you certain that this is true?

The correct answer is no.
 

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Evening friends.

Warming up for End Game with a rewatch of Infinity War.

It is my wish that Thanos's snap dusts all those that refuse the multi-quote and also those that manage to get possessions and goals for the Swamprats.

I'm keen to have an easy win this weekend.
Who was it who sang, "You can't always get what you want?"
 
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By the way sporty - you may be interested to know that I'm considering putting $10 on Bangladesh winning the upcoming cricket World Cup - reason being that a mate sent me this via email last week, "There's more chance of Bangladesh winning the World Cup than there is of Fremantle beating GWS in Canberra." Whoops.......
Your mate wasn't the only one fooled. I didn't think we'd win in Canberra either...still not sure how to process that fact either just quietly.

That's not fair!!! I talked to a girl...
Once...
A long long time ago...
Yep, I'm gonna be alone forever :(
Last I checked, a doll doesn't count :p:p:p
 

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So you're saying that there's plenty of fish in the sea, but you keep getting the ones that John West rejects?
Yep. That grubby bastard takes all the best ones.
And then insult the ones he leaves out. Dickhead
 
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Aww you guys lol. I'll tell you something about nerdy Porps. I had crushes on like a million guys when I was in high school but nobody really liked me. Or maybe they did but were too shy as well. I wasn't that attractive as a teen. Lots of pimples, skinny af, braces, glasses... yeah. But I focussed on doing well at school and having fun with my friends and trying to figure out who I was. My younger sister on the other hand, had so many boyfriends when she was a teen!! I was very jealous of her. I used to daydream a lot about some guy whisking me away into the sunset :p

I finally met a guy from online when I was 21 (this is post-Uni), had my first kiss then too. I was with this guy for three years when it should have only been one ha, but that's life for you and love really is blind. You learn from every experience. After we broke up, I had definitely changed as a person. I dressed better, I felt more confident. I wasn't as shy or scared. I went on lots of dates and met many great men, Tinder came in too which helped and hindered. Had some short-term flings. I didn't give up! Now I'm 30 and with an amazing guy (despite the fact he lives interstate :p) and I'm very happy with how it's going.

IN A NUTSHELL you're both still so young, there's no rush to experience everything, just be yourself and enjoy life. I have no doubt in my mind there will be a special someone out there and whether you meet her now, in a few years, or much later on it really doesn't matter! You both seem like great lads :thumbsu: More mature than some of the 'oldies' on here ;)

And yes sorry for hijacking the match thread with my dating life story but there you go lol :drunk:
 

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What the hell is going on?

And I thought things couldn't get any worse than the Taylor Swift discussion

philreich tell me a joke

sportsmaniac89 do your melty thing
I'm no philreich but I'll try my best...
2 clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says "I think we're doing this joke wrong..."
 
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Have you two just gone EMO?

That's still a thing right?
I think nowadays it's being woke or something to that effect.

Not sure if emo is still a thing or not :think:

What the hell is going on?

And I thought things couldn't get any worse than the Taylor Swift discussion

philreich tell me a joke

sportsmaniac89 do your melty thing
I would if I needed to make some pizza. Unfortunately tonight, I'm sitting back following the discussion in the Admin thread, keeping track of this thread and pondering life.

And they say men can't multi-task...
 

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Aww you guys lol. I'll tell you something about nerdy Porps. I had crushes on like a million guys when I was in high school but nobody really liked me. Or maybe they did but were too shy as well. I wasn't that attractive as a teen. Lots of pimples, skinny af, braces, glasses... yeah. But I focussed on doing well at school and having fun with my friends and trying to figure out who I was. My younger sister on the other hand, had so many boyfriends when she was a teen!! I was very jealous of her. I used to daydream a lot about some guy whisking me away into the sunset :p

I finally met a guy from online when I was 21 (this is post-Uni), had my first kiss then too. I was with this guy for three years when it should have only been one ha, but that's life for you and love really is blind. You learn from every experience. After we broke up, I had definitely changed as a person. I dressed better, I felt more confident. I wasn't as shy or scared. I went on lots of dates and met many great men, Tinder came in too which helped and hindered. Had some short-term flings. I didn't give up! Now I'm 30 and with an amazing guy (despite the fact he lives interstate :p) and I'm very happy with how it's going.

IN A NUTSHELL you're both still so young, there's no rush to experience everything, just be yourself and enjoy life. I have no doubt in my mind there will be a special someone out there and whether you meet her now, in a few years, or much later on it really doesn't matter! You both seem like great lads :thumbsu: More mature than some of the 'oldies' on here ;)

And yes sorry for hijacking the match thread with my dating life story but there you go lol :drunk:
Oh so wise for one so young (compared to me you still qualify as a youngster). Consider a comment my future father in law once told me: long before I became interested in his daughter, "It's FAR better to remain single, than to get married and wish you hadn't!!!"
 
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Aww you guys lol. I'll tell you something about nerdy Porps. I had crushes on like a million guys when I was in high school but nobody really liked me. Or maybe they did but were too shy as well. I wasn't that attractive as a teen. Lots of pimples, skinny af, braces, glasses... yeah. But I focussed on doing well at school and having fun with my friends and trying to figure out who I was. My younger sister on the other hand, had so many boyfriends when she was a teen!! I was very jealous of her. I used to daydream a lot about some guy whisking me away into the sunset :p

I finally met a guy from online when I was 21 (this is post-Uni), had my first kiss then too. I was with this guy for three years when it should have only been one ha, but that's life for you and love really is blind. You learn from every experience. After we broke up, I had definitely changed as a person. I dressed better, I felt more confident. I wasn't as shy or scared. I went on lots of dates and met many great men, Tinder came in too which helped and hindered. Had some short-term flings. I didn't give up! Now I'm 30 and with an amazing guy (despite the fact he lives interstate :p) and I'm very happy with how it's going.

IN A NUTSHELL you're both still so young, there's no rush to experience everything, just be yourself and enjoy life. I have no doubt in my mind there will be a special someone out there and whether you meet her now, in a few years, or much later on it really doesn't matter! You both seem like great lads :thumbsu: More mature than some of the 'oldies' on here ;)

And yes sorry for hijacking the match thread with my dating life story but there you go lol :drunk:
Now THIS, this right here is a much better love story than Twilight!
 
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Oh so wise for one so young (compared to me you still qualify as a youngster). Consider a comment my future father in law once told me: long before I became interested in his daughter, "It's FAR better to remain single, than to get married and wish you hadn't!!!"
Very sage advice! :)
 
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