Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 15 - West Coast Wonders vs Baghdad Bombers at The Colosseum

[Tony Lynn 15]

Ceramics are some of the strongest materials on the planet. Why would Ferrari use carbon ceramic brake discs? Silicon carbide ceramic is used to stop bullets in ballistic vests! Sab22 what Tony or Lynn are saying is that you're one of the hardest campaigners in the world. What a great compliment

that's not what mute means

I dropped my ceramic coffee mug this morning and it shattered into a thousand pieces.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

For once in my life it would be nice to say to a woman
" was that good " and not hear " pfffft no".

Or not to hear the sound of pages turning in her book.

 

[Wojcinski]

I dropped my ceramic coffee mug this morning and it shattered into a thousand pieces.

That's probably the parkinsons

 

[KohPhi]

That's because she's a mute

I dated a mute girl for a while. We did unspeakable things to each other.

 

[KohPhi]

It's like people referring to my weight, and saying that, if I was a knight from King Arthur's round table, my name would be Sir Cumference.

Knowing how promiscuous I was as a young man, my name would be Sir Cumforall.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

That's probably the parkinsons

No I was actually having a herbal tea.

 

[KohPhi]

That's probably the parkinsons

Had a mate who had parkinsons and worked in a Deli.
One day, a bloke walked in and said 'do you have any beef jerky?"
So my mate smacked him in the face.

 

[Sab22]

I always knew he liked me

Ceramics are some of the strongest materials on the planet. Why would Ferrari use carbon ceramic brake discs? Silicon carbide ceramic is used to stop bullets in ballistic vests! Sab22 what Tony or Lynn are saying is that you're one of the hardest campaigners in the world. What a great compliment

that's not what mute means

 

[Sab22]

What have I done now?

Apparently Tony likes virgins, so beware. I'm taking it, not him.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Had a mate who had parkinsons and worked in a Deli.
One day, a bloke walked in and said 'do you have any beef jerky?"
So my mate smacked him in the face.

I had a mate who lost his eye in an accident and so they made him a wooden eye. He was really conscious of it and very frightened of asking a woman out for fear of rejection. One day he met this stunning girl who had a hair lip. He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out on a date. He walked up to her and said would you be keen to come out to dinner with me. She was so excited she exclaimed wouldn't eye. Mortified he replied hair lip and stormed off.

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

I dated a mute girl for a while. We did unspeakable things to each other.

That joke would've worked if you didn't do " unspeakable " things to EVERY woman you ever dated let alone the mute ones.

 

[TJASTA]

Apparently Tony likes virgins, so beware. I'm taking it, not him.

He likes them because he is one

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

He likes them because he is one

Mate true, unlike your good self I do have a couple of orifices that are virgin.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

It wasn't your special United Nations Taskforce mug was it mate?
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No it was the one that said 'Please do not drop, Sab22 is a very fragile poster'.

 

[Sab22]

No it was the one that said 'Please do not drop, Sab22 is a very fragile poster'.

I'll accept myself as fragile once you post a team sheet without getting suspended

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

I'll accept myself as fragile

Thats the only bit i read.The all important admission . The rest of the post was just yada yada yada

 

[Wojcinski]

I dated a mute girl for a while. We did unspeakable things to each other.

Had a mate who had parkinsons and worked in a Deli.
One day, a bloke walked in and said 'do you have any beef jerky?"
So my mate smacked him in the face.

I'm writing these down for when I become a dad

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I'll accept myself as fragile once you post a team sheet without getting suspended

Sab22 is really making progress. Takes a big man to admit that.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I'm writing these down for when I become a dad

Technically it will take a consenting party for that. Suggest you cross it off the list mate.

 

[Wojcinski]

Technically it will take a consenting party for that. Suggest you cross it off the list mate.

Baby Wojcinski is due on July 7th, should I ask for consent now or afterwards?

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

Baby Wojcinski is due on July 7th, should I ask for consent now or afterwards?

If thats actually true and its your first.
Congrats dude. Great news

 

[Wojcinski]

If thats actually true and its your first.
Congrats dude. Great news

The baby part is true, the consent part.. well the jury is still out

Cheers mate, my first.. and a BOY!

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

The baby part is true, the consent part.. well the jury is still out

Cheers mate, my first.. and a BOY!

Ok thats enough being nice to each other. Back to being enemies now. So this Sunday .....

 

[KohPhi]

I'm writing these down for when I become a dad

Go through the first 15 pages of the Bombers v Gumbies match thread last week. The theme of our banter was 'Dad jokes'. It was terrible/magnificent.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Baby Wojcinski is due on July 7th, should I ask for consent now or afterwards?

Congratulations mate, bet it comes out looking like Dingster