Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 5: Baghdad Bombers vs West Coast Wonders @ Abdu prison

[Elton Johns Wig]

Did you just use the same image twice in a few posts .....how tacky ....how lazy & unimaginative .....but really not surprised

Not surprised the joke has gone over your head. So, it's boring and unimaginative is it? Well, stop fapping at KohPhi for doing exactly the same thing.

I do find it interesting that you've avoided me this week ......I do get that some posters are intimidated by others

Yep, I've avoided you. Surprised you took this long to call it out you needy little thing.

Not because you intimidate me. That made me laugh (again, AT you, not WITH you). You BORE me. I would rather stare at a wall than read your posts.




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You are one of the most boring try hards I have ever seen. Stop trying and you will improve 837%.
Trying to fit in with "the big 3" at the Bombers is killing you as a poster. When you were at the Dragons, you were ok because you had nothing to live UP to. Now you've got good posters above you, I sense the expectation in your head is too much. It's killing you slowly.

I tried, for a while, but I just can't. I'll never put you on ignore, because I'm better than that. But know that 99.9% of what you post is scrolled over or I roll my eyes at.

There was a poster like you once, his name was PhenomenalV1. He elicited the same responses from me, because he was trying too hard at the start as well. The difference? He developed.

He developed an individual style instead of continuing to seek the recognition of his teammates.

Go back to that.

Wig Out.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

And you, @Elton Johns Wig , if you could buy yourself for what you’re worth , and sell yourself for what you THINK you’re worth, in the SFA, you’d make a fortune!

If WaynesWorld19 could do the same, he'd be the worlds richest man.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Not surprised the joke has gone over your head. So, it's boring and unimaginative is it? Well, stop fapping at KohPhi for doing exactly the same thing.

Yep, I've avoided you. Surprised you took this long to call it out you needy little thing.

Not because you intimidate me. That made me laugh (again, AT you, not WITH you). You BORE me. I would rather stare at a wall than read your posts.



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Actual picture of EJW recovering from WW19 posts




You are one of the most boring try hards I have ever seen. Stop trying and you will improve 837%.
Trying to fit in with "the big 3" at the Bombers is killing you as a poster. When you were at the Dragons, you were ok because you had nothing to live UP to. Now you've got good posters above you, I sense the expectation in your head is too much. It's killing you slowly.

I tried, for a while, but I just can't. I'll never put you on ignore, because I'm better than that. But know that 99.9% of what you post is scrolled over or I roll my eyes at.

There was a poster like you once, his name was PhenomenalV1. He elicited the same responses from me, because he was trying too hard at the start as well. The difference? He developed.

He developed an individual style instead of continuing to seek the recognition of his teammates.

Go back to that.

Wig Out.

OK judges .....lets see how you've scored this attempt at a "cutting" rebuttal .....please factor in effectiveness & style in delivery

Effectiveness



Style & Presentation

 

[WaynesWorld19]

If WaynesWorld19 could do the same, he'd be the worlds richest man.

The only thing worse than being talked about ..... is not being talked about

 

[U2tigers]

Another Day, and sadly more of the same from the Bomber Lites.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

OK judges .....lets see how you've scored this attempt at a "cutting" rebuttal .....please factor in effectiveness & style in delivery

Effectiveness

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Style & Presentation


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Case. In. Point.

Jury, I rest.

 

[CazC30]

Another Day, and sadly more of the same from the Bomber Lites.

I'm so tired at the moment, not of your drivel and nagging rubbish but because I didn't get any sleep last night. The excitment of putting one over on you guys is great.

 

[CazC30]

Case. In. Point.

Jury, I rest.

Jury... Forget the verdict just hang him were he stands.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Another Day, and sadly more of the same from the Bomber Lites.

It's hard, when so few Wonders participate ......give us something

Give us some "realistic" & tangible predictions for Sundays Game

Who wins: ................
Winning Margin: ........
Best player both sides ...............
(DT points)
Prediction Weather: ..............

 

[CazC30]

OK judges .....lets see how you've scored this attempt at a "cutting" rebuttal .....please factor in effectiveness & style in delivery

Effectiveness

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I have to sleep... !!!

 

[CazC30]

I doubt it. My GP has me on a pretty strict diet

Conrad Murray did wonders for many of his clients... Whens the next consultation?

 

[AceAndy]

The only thing worse than being talked about ..... is not being talked about

Nice one Oscar

 

[TheCoach16]

Accuses okey of inactivity

gets called out, correctly

Has NOTHING in reply.

Sometimes shooting early without checking things makes you look a bit stupid. Situation normal then.


Calls me amateur after he, the Coach, is the C grade hack. You've really let yourself and your side down coach.

You call s**t out that isn't there, and have no return fire. It's embarrassing on two fronts.

1. That you do it
2. That the other Bombers are dumb enough to buy it

“C grade” is fairly flattering...

Mate, you’re trying too hard. I get that you’re more accustomed to checkers, but we’re the Bombers, it’s chess now... sometimes you just need to stay in your lane, rookie.

 

[CazC30]

Dingster Elton Johns Wig Just you two tonight where's the rest of the gang... ? Being honest I only meet you too? You sure they aren't all stuffed.

 

[KohPhi]

Not surprised the joke has gone over your head. So, it's boring and unimaginative is it? Well, stop fapping at KohPhi for doing exactly the same thing.

Yep, I've avoided you. Surprised you took this long to call it out you needy little thing.

Not because you intimidate me. That made me laugh (again, AT you, not WITH you). You BORE me. I would rather stare at a wall than read your posts.



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Actual picture of EJW recovering from WW19 posts




You are one of the most boring try hards I have ever seen. Stop trying and you will improve 837%.
Trying to fit in with "the big 3" at the Bombers is killing you as a poster. When you were at the Dragons, you were ok because you had nothing to live UP to. Now you've got good posters above you, I sense the expectation in your head is too much. It's killing you slowly.

I tried, for a while, but I just can't. I'll never put you on ignore, because I'm better than that. But know that 99.9% of what you post is scrolled over or I roll my eyes at.

There was a poster like you once, his name was PhenomenalV1. He elicited the same responses from me, because he was trying too hard at the start as well. The difference? He developed.

He developed an individual style instead of continuing to seek the recognition of his teammates.

Go back to that.

Wig Out.

I'm one of the most loved and respected posters in the SFA. I can raise people up with my verse and make them feel invincible. I can also shoot them down with a sharp tongue and make them feel, well.. inadequate.

So I see it as my role, no my duty, to be the poster that my fellow Bomber teammates can fap all over.

 

[TheCoach16]

I'm one of the most loved and respected posters in the SFA. I can raise people up with my verse and make them feel invincible. I can also shoot them down with a sharp tongue and make them feel, well.. inadequate.

So I see it as my role, no my duty, to be the poster that my fellow Bomber teammates can fap all over.

#sickofit




Because it’s true...

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Dude you clearly misinterpret things as always...

Clearly fake...I can see the flag flapping in the breeze!

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Dingster Elton Johns Wig Just you two tonight where's the rest of the gang... ? Being honest I only meet you too? You sure they aren't all stuffed.

It's day time here, we're at work. (I work from home Fridays thought)

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

“C grade” is fairly flattering...

Mate, you’re trying too hard. I get that you’re more accustomed to checkers, but we’re the Bombers, it’s chess now... sometimes you just need to stay in your lane, rookie.

You're a joke Coach.

I literally just used this stuff on WW.

And thinking that using the word Rookie is having an effect when you went missing for 2 seasons? Give me a spell numpty.

And chess? Bring it on!! Take my queen away, I'd still give you a run! (I hope you understand that reference, and if you do, explain it to Wayneo can you please)

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

So I see it as my role, no my duty, to be the poster that my fellow Bomber teammates can fap all over.

Here Bombers, you need these. An unending supply.

 

[TheCoach16]

You're a joke Coach.

I literally just used this stuff on WW.

And thinking that using the word Rookie is having an effect when you went missing for 2 seasons? Give me a spell numpty.

And chess? Bring it on!! Take my queen away, I'd still give you a run! (I hope you understand that reference, and if you do, explain it to Wayneo can you please)

Did you really just use this stuff on WW? Sorry, I must’ve missed that. In my defence, I usually scroll over or roll my eyes at 99% of your posts...

And mate, I’m pleased you don’t take offence to the term “rookie”, I don’t mean it literally. It’s just a term I use for those whose ambitions far outweigh their abilities...

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

It's day time here, we're at work. (I work from home Fridays thought)

Mate loving your set up at home but really wish you would give up the smokes.

 

[TheCoach16]

Here Bombers, you need these. An unending supply.

Kleenex did some market research a few years back. True story. They found that 98% of tissues were used by men masturbating, and women crying over nothing...

Sperm and nonsense! That’s what keeps the tissue industry alive.

 

[TheCoach16]

It's day time here, we're at work. (I work from home Fridays thought)

Submitting your Centrelink forms online is not necessary “working from home”...

 

[KohPhi]

Mate loving your set up at home but really wish you would give up the smokes.

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Sultry..