Official Match Thread Season 27, Round 6: Baghdad Bombers vs Coney Island Warriors @ Abdu Prison

[Tony Lynn 15]

I'd rather shove needles down my Japs Eye than spend a week with you two dullards.

I can see you two mental giants congratulating each other when you deliver one of your "wicked burns".

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A simple yes or no would have sufficed.

 

[KohPhi]

Tag me again and Ill do it tomorrow

Do it now and I'll tell the story of when I was drunk and woke up to a dog licking my a-hole.

 

[philreich]

Dave Allen, "The British government is so STUPID!!! Last year we apparently lost around 40 million pounds in unpaid fines - why don't the stupid bastards cut the fines in half, and save themselves 20 million???"

 

[VSTone]

I'd rather shove needles down my Japs Eye than spend a week with you two dullards.

I can see you two mental giants congratulating each other when you deliver one of your "wicked burns".

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it does get in Mrs Marsh.

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

Do it now and I'll tell the story of when I was drunk and woke up to a dog licking my a-hole.

Ive heard that one 3rd of that story was true.
The drunk & asleep bits were bullshit

 

[KohPhi]

Dave Allen, "The British government is so STUPID!!! Last year we apparently lost around 40 million pounds in unpaid fines - why don't the stupid bastards cut the fines in half, and save themselves 20 million???"

One of my favorite Dave Allen skits!!

 

[philreich]

One of my favorite Dave Allen skits!!

I like that one about the funeral procession - suddenly this bloke comes running, opens the coffin and climbs in. His grieving "widow" whispers to a friend, "I always said he'd be late for his own funeral."

 

[TheCoach16]

Do it now and I'll tell the story of when I was drunk and woke up to a dog licking my a-hole.

Heeeyyyy! Ease up. You promised not to call me that anymore...

 

[harry000]

Weak as ******* piss!

Do it now and I'll tell the story of when I was drunk and woke up to a dog licking my a-hole.

Meet me at revolver and Ill show you both first hand

 

[Pugsley]

Meet me at revolver and Ill show you both first hand

We don't need to see your gun.

 

[KohPhi]

Meet me at revolver and Ill show you both first hand

Lol.. Revolver.
That place probably hasn't changed from when I worked there back in the 90's.

 

[KohPhi]

Heeeyyyy! Ease up. You promised not to call me that anymore...

Ahhh... they were good days.

 

[Pugsley]

Lol.. Revolver.
That place probably hasn't changed from when I worked there back in the 90's.

I feel old when someone mentions it.

 

[BEEG]

BEEG has a grudge against rice bubbles? Seems a little extreme!!!

That's a kids food

I eat steaks for breakfast

 

[harry000]

Lol.. Revolver.
That place probably hasn't changed from when I worked there back in the 90's.

Did you have a tonne of people with dinner plates for eyeballs asking for water?

 

[CazC30]

I wish you were thicc because then you'd be hot.

Unfortunately you're simply thick.

Keep this up and you'll be in the bummers leadership group in no time.

The sad truth is you also haven't got what was being said and have also misunderstood what I was implying... The world is lost on you. Step back and focus on the real issue here.

I'n not thicc and neither thick but I can spell a simple word. Buck up buttercup.

 

[CazC30]

Is that CazC30 ??

Nope. But the only blowjob you're ever going to get!!!

 

[CazC30]

I went nude skydiving with an old girlfriend once and her lips were flapping around like that.

That's why they don't have female paratroopers because we whistle on the way down.

 

[CazC30]

We don't need to see your gun.

Depends on the size and technique.

 

[CazC30]

This is the best it gets Harry

Poor Harry... He'll catch up soon.

 

[CazC30]

You're an egg. May be already poached.

No, hard boiled.

 

[CazC30]

I can see why you were trying to poach me now!

Toilets don't clean themselves.

 

[CazC30]

Imagine being a Coney Island Warrior? Bleak.

I think there're pills for that kind off condition.

 

[CazC30]

Do it now and I'll tell the story of when I was drunk and woke up to a dog licking my a-hole.

You slept nude?

 

[Pugsley]

Depends on the size and technique.

I'd say it misfires.