Official Match Thread Season 27, Round 7: West Coast Wonders vs Roys FFC at The Colosseum

[NaturalDisaster]

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

WON S Vs ROY S
WON               3    0        6    2        7    2        11   4    70       
ROY               3    1        6    2        10   7        12   10   82       
WON        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  ROY         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
SSwans2011  0  0  0  2  0  0  0  0  0    4  el Tel       0  3  0  2  0  0  0  0  0   13
Danger Zon  0  3  0  1  0  0  0  0  0   11  Reardo       0  3  3  5  0  0  1  0  0   25
TheHairyGa  0  3  2  1  0  0  0  0  0   17  Klim         0  1  1  0  0  1  0  0  1    8
Wojcinski   0  8  5  6  0  0  1  0  0   48  RU_          0  2  2  7  0  2  1  0  0   25
Marklar_33  0  4  4  7  0  0  0  0  0   38  Mobbs        0  7  4  5  0  0  0  0  0   43
MKMatty     0  8  2  6  4  2  2  0  0   54  royboy2      0  3  3  6  0  0  1  1  0   33
JT_the_Man  0  5  5  13 0  0  2  1  0   56  _Mike_       0  12 5  10 1  0  2  1  0   75
Elton John  0  4  0  1  1  1  0  1  0   25  3KZ is Foo   0  14 2  10 0  1  2  0  1   64
ClarkeM     0  5  7  16 4  1  0  1  0   91  TedDougChr   0  10 3  8  3  2  1  0  0   66
Coopers     0  8  5  3  1  0  0  2  0   61  A Bit High   0  6  4  9  1  0  2  1  0   52
Sab22       0  5  4  5  1  0  0  1  1   48  nahnah       0  7  2  5  1  0  0  0  1   42
BallaratBu  0  4  3  4  0  0  3  1  1   27  Runk         0  4  6  14 1  0  0  1  0   68
Beutbrute   0  1  0  0  0  0  1  1  0    6  fitzroybow   0  2  0  1  0  0  0  1  1   15
okeydoke7   0  2  0  0  0  0  0  2  0   18  Chezzalenk   0  5  2  1  0  0  0  2  3   38
Cactus_     0  2  0  0  0  0  0  0  2    8  Mooch        0  4  1  0  0  0  0  2  2   29
U2tigers    11 11 0  4  1  0  1  0  0   53  JackNah_8    10 10 0  12 5  2  0  2  0   98
KBLT        0  10 0  8  9  5  0  1  0   93  Broken       0  6  0  13 6  3  0  0  0   71
PerfectFoo  0  9  0  14 7  2  0  0  0   85  Allikat      0  9  0  7  6  2  0  1  1   74
croweater   0  2  0  3  0  0  0  0  0   12  Barrels      0  1  1  2  0  0  1  0  0    7
Dingster    0  10 2  10 0  0  3  0  0   47  Matt_352     0  2  0  2  0  0  0  0  0   10

            WON   ROY
Hitouts   : 11   10 
Kicks     : 104  111 
Marks     : 39   39 
Handballs : 104  119 
Tackles   : 28   24 
Frees For : 11   13 
Frees Ag. : 13   11 
Smothers  : 0    0 
Ironouts  : 8    6 
Inside50  : 10   17 
Goals     : 11   12 
Behinds   : 4    10

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
5.49 - Goal to Sab22 (WON) - WON by 6 point(s).
9.23 - Goal to Mooch (ROY) - scores level.
10.3 - Behind to 3KZ is Football (ROY) - ROY by 1 point(s).
10.36 - Goal to royboy2 (ROY) - ROY by 7 point(s).
16.34 - Goal to Mooch (ROY) - ROY by 13 point(s).
21.15 - Goal to KBLT (WON) - ROY by 7 point(s).
23.04 - Goal to okeydoke7 (WON) - ROY by 1 point(s).

Second Quarter :
1.52 - Goal to JackNah_8 (ROY) - ROY by 7 point(s).
2.54 - Goal to ClarkeM (WON) - ROY by 1 point(s).
3.4 - Goal to _Mike_ (ROY) - ROY by 7 point(s).
7.12 - Behind to Klim (ROY) - ROY by 8 point(s).
12 - Goal to JackNah_8 (ROY) - ROY by 14 point(s).
13.21 - Goal to Coopers (WON) - ROY by 8 point(s).
19.02 - Goal to BallaratBulldog (WON) - ROY by 2 point(s).
20.19 - Behind to Sab22 (WON) - ROY by 1 point(s).
20.46 - Behind to Cactus_ (WON) - scores level.

Third Quarter :
3.31 - Goal to A Bit High (ROY) - ROY by 6 point(s).
5.33 - Goal to okeydoke7 (WON) - scores level.
6.02 - Behind to Allikat (ROY) - ROY by 1 point(s).
6.22 - Goal to Chezzalenko Reborn (ROY) - ROY by 7 point(s).
12.5 - Behind to nahnah (ROY) - ROY by 8 point(s).
13.23 - Behind to Mooch (ROY) - ROY by 9 point(s).
14.31 - Behind to Mooch (ROY) - ROY by 10 point(s).
15.35 - Goal to Runk (ROY) - ROY by 16 point(s).
18.28 - Rushed behind to ROY - ROY by 17 point(s).
20.54 - Goal to Chezzalenko Reborn (ROY) - ROY by 23 point(s).

Final Quarter :
2.09 - Goal to JT_the_Man (WON) - ROY by 17 point(s).
3.37 - Behind to Chezzalenko Reborn (ROY) - ROY by 18 point(s).
4.37 - Behind to Chezzalenko Reborn (ROY) - ROY by 19 point(s).
6.45 - Goal to Coopers (WON) - ROY by 13 point(s).
7.12 - Behind to Cactus_ (WON) - ROY by 12 point(s).
7.16 - Goal to Beutbrute (WON) - ROY by 6 point(s).
9.36 - Goal to fitzroybowiedog (ROY) - ROY by 12 point(s).
12.11 - Goal to Elton Johns Wig (WON) - ROY by 6 point(s).
19.13 - Behind to BallaratBulldog (WON) - ROY by 5 point(s).
22.53 - Goal to Allikat (ROY) - ROY by 11 point(s).
24.22 - Behind to fitzroybowiedog (ROY) - ROY by 12 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

WON
TheHairyGamer        0 (On) Total : 100%
SSwans2011           0 (On) 52.34 (Off) 96.08 (On) Total : 56%
croweater 41         0 (On) 96.08 (Off) Total : 96%
Wojcinski            0 (On) Total : 100%
Marklar_33           0 (On) Total : 100%
MKMatty              0 (On) Total : 100%
JT_the_Man           0 (On) Total : 100%
Dingster             0 (On) 83.51 (Off) Total : 83%
ClarkeM              0 (On) Total : 100%
Coopers              0 (On) Total : 100%
Sab22                0 (On) Total : 100%
BallaratBulldog      0 (On) Total : 100%
Beutbrute            0 (On) Total : 100%
okeydoke7            0 (On) Total : 100%
Cactus_              0 (On) Total : 100%
U2tigers             0 (On) Total : 100%
KBLT                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Elton Johns Wig      0 (On) .4 (Off) 83.51 (On) Total : 17%
Danger Zone          0 (Off) 52.34 (On) Total : 47%
PerfectFooty         0 (Off) .4 (On) Total : 98%

ROY
el Tel               0 (On) Total : 100%
Reardo               0 (On) Total : 100%
Matt_352             0 (On) 82.37 (Off) Total : 82%
RU_                  0 (On) Total : 100%
Mobbs                0 (On) Total : 100%
A Bit High           0 (On) 25.3 (Off) 31.02 (On) Total : 94%
Allikat              0 (On) 5.33 (Off) 16.1 (On) Total : 89%
3KZ is Football      0 (On) Total : 100%
Barrels              0 (On) 18.26 (Off) Total : 19%
fitzroybowiedog      0 (On) 16.51 (Off) 21.43 (On) Total : 95%
nahnah               0 (On) Total : 100%
Runk                 0 (On) Total : 100%
royboy2              0 (On) 21.43 (Off) 25.3 (On) Total : 96%
Mooch                0 (On) 47.35 (Off) 59.01 (On) Total : 88%
_Mike_               0 (On) 4.46 (Off) 5.33 (On) Total : 99%
JackNah_8            0 (On) Total : 100%
Broken               0 (On) Total : 100%
TedDougChris         0 (On) 16.1 (Off) 18.26 (On) Total : 97%
Klim                 0 (Off) 4.46 (On) 59.01 (Off) 82.37 (On) Total : 71%
Chezzalenko Reborn   0 (Off) 16.51 (On) 31.02 (Off) 47.35 (On) Total : 66%

Total :  3600               Average :  90

MATCH-UPS :

• In quite a tussle, 3KZ is Football did very well against Dingster. - 83m from 0 to 83.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, 3KZ is Football and Elton Johns Wig were evenly matched. - 12m from 84 to 96.
• Neither having much reason to brag, A Bit High was slightly more polished than Coopers. - 19m from 5 to 24.
• In quite a tussle, MKMatty was slightly more polished than A Bit High. - 68m from 32 to 100.
• Neither having much reason to brag, ClarkeM had the better of Allikat. - 4m from 1 to 5.
• While not all all one-way, PerfectFooty came out tops over the brave Allikat. - 81m from 17 to 98.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, RU_ had BallaratBulldog's measure. - 83m from 11 to 94.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, JT_the_Man did well against Barrels. - 9m from 2 to 11.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Klim was slightly more polished than Beutbrute. - 0m from 94 to 94.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Matt_352 exposed Beutbrute's frailties. - 42m from 40 to 82.
• While not all all one-way, KBLT had the better of Broken. - 95m from 1 to 96.
• In what was a very slow day for both, el Tel had Cactus_'s measure. - 79m from 10 to 89.
• While very slim pickings for both players, Chezzalenko Reborn came out tops over the brave Danger Zone. - 43m from 56 to 99.
• Neither getting, near the ball much, MKMatty gave Chezzalenko Reborn a lesson. - 5m from 25 to 30.
• In a resume-material performance, ClarkeM won the bout with _Mike_. - 88m from 10 to 98.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, not much between Coopers and royboy2 - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 57m from 38 to 95.
• In what was a very slow day for both, royboy2 won the bout with croweater 41. - 5m from 10 to 15.
• Neither having much reason to brag, not much between TedDougChris and Elton Johns Wig - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 0m from 0 to 0.
• In what became a bit of a clinic, JackNah_8 gave U2tigers a lesson. - 99m from 1 to 100.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, TedDougChris did well against JT_the_Man. - 77m from 19 to 96.
• Neither having much reason to brag, croweater 41 did very well against Klim. - 1m from 31 to 32.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Klim beat TheHairyGamer today - but not by much. - 5m from 10 to 15.
• Toe to toe throughout, Marklar_33 and nahnah were well-matched - there was no victor. - 97m from 1 to 98.
• In what was a very slow day for both, MKMatty had fitzroybowiedog's measure. - 12m from 1 to 13.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, not much between Sab22 and Mobbs - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 85m from 5 to 90.
• Neither having much reason to brag, croweater 41 and Mooch were evenly matched. - 17m from 61 to 78.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, SSwans2011's bum will be a bit sore after having it solidly kicked by Mooch. - 23m from 9 to 32.
• In quite a tussle, PerfectFooty did very well against TedDougChris. - 14m from 1 to 15.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, Reardo had okeydoke7's measure. - 73m from 22 to 95.
• While not all all one-way, Runk was slightly more polished than Wojcinski. - 97m from 2 to 99.
• Neither having much reason to brag, TheHairyGamer and fitzroybowiedog had an epic contest. - 68m from 31 to 99.

 

[U2tigers]

C'mon Wonders lift for BallaratBulldog and JT_the_Man

Oh crap match is over already.

Well lets lift in the aftermatch festivities instead then.

 

[Mobbs]

4 : 22.33 {rHFF} - A Bit High looking for a lead.
4 : 22.43 {rFP} - Passes to Allikat by hand.
4 : 22.47 {rFP} - This for the opportunity of a lifetime.
4 : 22.52 {rFP} - Allikats it. Allikats it a lot.

wooo

 

[Mobbs]

• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, not much between Sab22 and Mobbs - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 85m from 5 to 90.

Damn these not-really-rookies!

 

[TedDougChris]

Hey, it’s one of those things where we don’t lose - but it’s not a draw...

What are they called again ??

Commiserations Wonders, especially BallaratBulldog and JT_the_Man !! Some of us can only hope to emulate your achievements !!

Thanks for the week !!

 

[ClarkeM]

That's a lot of Clarkemonies! That's alluring.

The exchange rate is weak at the moment. Don't get too excited.

 

[Dingster]

Too good on the day Roys. Thanks for the week and the nightmares.

 

[ClarkeM]

Well done Roys. Not what I was hoping to see logging in today

 

[TedDougChris]

Too good on the day Roys. Thanks for the week and the nightmares.

About joining us ?? That should give you comfort, not nightmares....

 

[Mobbs]

The exchange rate is weak at the moment. Don't get too excited.

.81699AUD today

 

[Mobbs]

Pretty close match all game, never felt safe, just like when Dingster offers to sleep over. Mooch and okeydoke7 both get 2 goals, Klim runs onto the ground into a pocket, slots one behind, then buggers right off again! Chezzalenko Reborn impressed with 2 goals off the bench. JackNah_8 good at the chuck-ins and also nabbed a couple of majors. Reardo strong ... stroooooooooong.

Wonders hard at it all day and I think a little more work at the track might see them push hard into 8 over the next few rounds. Sorry JT_the_Man and BallaratBulldog to stuff up your celebrations, still hope you have a stellar pissup tonight.

I liked this thread. A thread where I feel like I am the closest to a spammer is a good thread. A good humoured jostle all week and lots of very good people at the wonders. ClarkeM always fun to stare at and imagine naked. Dingster, well it hurts that you left us in Season 29 but I am prepared to let bygones be bygones. Elton Johns Wig ... well I only mention you because otherwise you might chuck another tanty! (you're heaps fun to meet in a match thread but don't tell anyone I said that).

Sab22 I think cooney will have to watch his back if he's gonna maintain his mantle as the most succinctorial contributor, you're good value!

See youse again later in the season Wonders! No wait ... we mightn't. Well, we probably will. 'cause we'll both play finals!

 

[JackNah_8]

Did I beat U2tigers ???

 

[U2tigers]

Did I beat U2tigers ???

Stop being a sore winner. Move on to your next game already.

But to sort of answer your question. Not in the only stat that matters for a Ruckperson.

 

[Mobbs]

Did I beat U2tigers ???

Read the thread ya lazy sod!

 

[JackNah_8]

Read the thread ya lazy sod!

Can't be bothered. Just tell me.



Mobbs I read this line...


1.49 {lHFF} - JackNah_8 says 'Goals are fun and I'm having one'.

I'm done reading the thread lol

 

[Sab22]

Pretty close match all game, never felt safe, just like when Dingster offers to sleep over. Mooch and okeydoke7 both get 2 goals, Klim runs onto the ground into a pocket, slots one behind, then buggers right off again! Chezzalenko Reborn impressed with 2 goals off the bench. JackNah_8 good at the chuck-ins and also nabbed a couple of majors. Reardo strong ... stroooooooooong.

Wonders hard at it all day and I think a little more work at the track might see them push hard into 8 over the next few rounds. Sorry JT_the_Man and BallaratBulldog to stuff up your celebrations, still hope you have a stellar pissup tonight.

I liked this thread. A thread where I feel like I am the closest to a spammer is a good thread. A good humoured jostle all week and lots of very good people at the wonders. ClarkeM always fun to stare at and imagine naked. Dingster, well it hurts that you left us in Season 29 but I am prepared to let bygones be bygones. Elton Johns Wig ... well I only mention you because otherwise you might chuck another tanty! (you're heaps fun to meet in a match thread but don't tell anyone I said that).

Sab22 I think cooney will have to watch his back if he's gonna maintain his mantle as the most succinctorial contributor, you're good value!

See youse again later in the season Wonders! No wait ... we mightn't. Well, we probably will. 'cause we'll both play finals!

cooney I'm coming for you.

 

[Sab22]

Tagging people on mobile is something else

 

[Mobbs]

Can't be bothered. Just tell me.



Mobbs I read this line...


1.49 {lHFF} - JackNah_8 says 'Goals are fun and I'm having one'.

I'm done reading the thread lol

That's a quote of the great man Dennis Commetti

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Congrats Roys. And good luck for the rest of the season.

Sorry to let you down in your milestone game BallaratBulldog

 

[JackNah_8]

That's a quote of the great man Dennis Commetti

You have to save that quote and mention it in the next match review write up.

 

[Mobbs]

This is my favourite quote:

Don't bring him in, he just copies other people's that aren't original and they're all ones I've heard thousands of times when i was a kid.

 

[JT_the_Man]

Damn, so close...

Thanks for the week Roys. Congrats on 350 BallaratBulldog, the sim was clearly rigged in this one.

 

[A Bit High]

Out Jose Scott. In Ole

How good does it feel.

 

[Barrels]

4 touches and a free against.

Finally my QOOTY career is mirroring my RL footy one.

 

[Mobbs]

4 touches and a free against.

Finally my QOOTY career is mirroring my RL footy one.

In my first RL footy match my stats were one mark and one free against. Might have been one handball too, can't remember too clearly.
So you're still better than me.