Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 9 - Gold City Royals v Las Vegas Bears @ The Golden Throne

[Wosh]

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Royals last 5 games - WLWWL
Ladder position 5
Players to watch - The Filth Wizard Noobz0r GreyCrow

Bears last 5 games - LDWWL
Ladder position - 8
Players to watch Bears - Sausages Tandy Barrybran ...oh wait

Captains please have your teamsheets in by 11.59 pm Thursday



Woosh’s tip - Royals by a kittens bum fluff
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[Van_Dyke]

the return of View Attachment?

 

[Barrybran]

the return of View Attachment?

Nah, Woosh's kitten walked across the keyboard

 

[Wosh]

Nah, Woosh's kitten walked across the keyboard

Sorry this literally happened LOL

GETTING THERE

 

[McEvoy]

I'll forgive it if she posts a picture of said kitten.

Please!

 

[Wosh]

I'll forgive it if she posts a picture of said kitten.

Please!

Dumped in a car park and rescued yesterday x
Have a great week all.

 

[Barrybran]

Players to watch Bears - @Sausages @Tandy @Barrybran ...oh wait

One good game out of eight and I still get recognised. This could be you, kids.

 

[fumbler]

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Dumped in a car park and rescued yesterday x
Have a great week all.

I would like to use your kitten.


Bears suck

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Sorry this literally happened LOL

GETTING THERE

FFS join the Bombers already flog

 

[Wosh]

FFS join the Bombers already flog

F*** you man

 

[Sausages]

Hello filigreed Royals and fluffy Bears.

HOPEFULLY, I can win a match in the ruck this week - who knows, with JWS away as captain, I might not even get a game!! What a tragedy that would be.

Sadly though, it would make no difference to my posting contribution so I apologise to the Royals in advance for you are stuck with my erudite manner all week. But, there's always something to learn from new people, so let's try and make the best of it

 

[Sausages]

So, what have we got here?

The Golden Throne - only seats 18? 18k standing room? Sheesh - that's rough. Surely you lot could get some comfy chairs installed at some point?

And no flags - well, nothing I can say there, as I haven't won one so we don't need to discuss that any further. I must say though, I DO like your coach, has my tick of approval - not SO sure on your assistant coach though, but there are others better qualified to make assessments on him.

 

[McEvoy]

I must say though, I DO like your coach, has my tick of approval

You're not wrong Sausages. The Royal coach is sweet!

 

[Sausages]

You're not wrong Sausages. The Royal coach is sweet!
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Tidy! I'll let Testy post ours, he's the head of our transport division.

Who's house is that in the background though? Or is that your training facility entrance/entrance to the ground? The doors are VERY Royal-looking...this is all quickly forming a picture of opulence and quality - I like it

 

[McEvoy]

Tidy! I'll let Testy post ours, he's the head of our transport division.

Who's house is that in the background though? Or is that your training facility entrance/entrance to the ground? The doors are VERY Royal-looking...this is all quickly forming a picture of opulence and quality - I like it

I'm a recent Royal and that pic was taken on my orientation tour. We visited poor people in their homes. It's shocking to see how little some people have

 

[Barrybran]

I'm a recent Royal and that pic was taken on my orientation tour. We visited poor people in their homes. It's shocking to see how little some people have

You're game going back to Baghdad that soon

 

[McEvoy]

You're game going back to Baghdad that soon

Back to where? My persona has no idea what you're talking about.

 

[Sausages]

Back to where? My persona has no idea what you're talking about.

Nice to see someone else has been reading the boards this morning

 

[McEvoy]

Nice to see someone else has been reading the boards this morning

I have, but it's not all about you. I have been accused of bringing RL to Sweet.

Because no one's ever done that before...

 

[Sausages]

I'm a recent Royal and that pic was taken on my orientation tour. We visited poor people in their homes. It's shocking to see how little some people have

Well - I can't comment, since everything for me in Vegas is provided FOC - but community programs are a worthy undertaking.

I do something like that on the weekends with my nudie training schedule with TT - demonstrating the freedom that comes with being a Qooty player.

 

[Sausages]

I have, but it's not all about you. I have been accused of bringing RL to Sweet.

Because no one's ever done that before...

RL? There is no such thing as "RL" - there is just 'Life' - reality is something we construct, based on our perceptions.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Hi SF members. One can only hope your internet doesn't work for the week.

And Wooshette you were meant to have that cat judging by the color scheme going on.

 

[McEvoy]

Wooshette you were meant to have that cat judging by the color scheme going on.

That kitten needs to be called Christian, or whoever the girl was in 50 Shades.

 

[Wosh]

Apologies for the half assed OP this morning, updated

 

[McEvoy]

I do something like that on the weekends with my nudie training schedule with TT - demonstrating the freedom that comes with being a Qooty player.

Freeballing is widely accepted as a useful training aid for the modern qootballer.