Official Match Thread Season 27 SFA Grand Final: Las Vegas Bears vs Sin City Swamprats at SFA Park/Dun Lop Stadium

[Firestarter]

Also let's get some actual quality in here spambots

Leaders lead by example. Sheep complain about the status quo.

Baaa.

 

[Tandy]

Leaders lead by example. Sheep complain about the status quo.

Baaa.

If you knew of my work Firetitts you wouldn't be saying that.
I dare you to read this thread from the start and not throw up

 

[Dingster]

Unfortunately that's not even an option as I don't catch them. My most recent catch was a leech.

Tandy sucks the blood out of leeches.

#doitlikedraz

 

[Firestarter]

If you knew of my work Firetitts you wouldn't be saying that.
I dare you to read this thread from the start and not throw up

I won't comment on a personal life I can't know and understand. If you want "better quality" then bring it, Dick Smith Kogan.

 

[Tandy]

Tandy sucks the blood out of leeches.

#doitlikedraz

I stick to leeches, they don't stick to me.

I won't comment on a personal life I can't know and understand. If you want "better quality" then bring it, Dick Smith Kogan.

Was talking about my sweetfa life. Sadly for me I did buy a Kogan for the shed. Meant to have all the bells and whistles but admittedly it sucks

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Morrissey, bless his immortal soul, once sung that Meat was Murder.

Two obvious anagrams there to play with.....Meat becomes Team, Murder becomes Redrum....

It's the biggest selling cocktail in the Sweet Casino district right now....Red Rum Rats.

2 parts Rum, 1 part Chud, 1 part Red Cordial......a taste to die for, or so I'm told.

There’s actually a brand new flavour of Chudshake in development, made from rare Sweet Berries I found while looking for bamboo.






While we’re here.



OFFICIAL GRAND FINAL TEENAGERS RANKINGS S27

1. Fizzler
2. SparkleNarkle
3. Sensodyne

 

[manangatang]

manangatang ... Veritaserum?? Any good?

Nah. Flavourless and doesn’t have the desired effect in my experience.

 

[Fizzler]

I guess this is kind of the Fizzler cup...

Not wrong there

 

[Fizzler]

I guess you could call me a basketball because I’m PUMPED.

 

[Fizzler]

Fizzler puts the vegemite knife back in the butter after

#doitlikedraz

Almost had me there, but I don’t use butter with my Vegemite. So close!

 

[Dingster]

I stick to leeches, they don't stick to me.

 

[Firestarter]

I stick to leeches, they don't stick to me.

Was talking about my sweetfa life. Sadly for me I did buy a Kogan for the shed. Meant to have all the bells and whistles but admittedly it sucks

I used to buy their mp4 players because I couldn't afford Ipods. I should have just saved up.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

UPDATED OFFICIAL GRAND FINAL TEENAGERS RANKINGS S27:

1. a basketball
2. SparkleNarkle
3. Sensodyne

 

[Firestarter]

Almost had me there, but I don’t use butter with my Vegemite. So close!

You hardnut.

 

[Yakker]

Yeah who cares?








I am not *en salty!!!!!

 

[Firestarter]

Yeah who cares?

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I am not ****en salty!!!!!

To be honest that's a decent amount of strength.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

UPDATED OFFICIAL GRAND FINAL TEENAGERS RANKINGS S27:

1. a basketball
2. SparkleNarkle
3. Sensodyne

I fully expect SparkleNarkle to have a new name by the end of the week. If he doesn't I'll be very dissapointed

 

[Barrybran]

Do you think it is wise to post in a thread that is not yours Barry?

It's the Grand Final and the Bears are in it. I'm here all week. Vegas baby!

 

[Dingster]

Yeah who cares?I am not ****en salty!!!!!

Yakker gives fish toungies

#doitlikedraz

 

[Magruder]

Too harsh boooooooooooo

Just quietly, the Demons will need more than a two goal head start!

Quoted for omniscience

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

I fully expect SparkleNarkle to have a new name by the end of the week. If he doesn't I'll be very dissapointed

Sadly Narks already got adopted by a certain misfiring full forward last week.

 

[Magruder]

So Cadaver is suspended. Over to Mateflon to dig up one of the Mexican hookers only he knows about.

 

[Yakker]

Yakker gives fish toungies

Tastes like sashimi

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Sadly Narks already got adopted by a certain misfiring full forward last week.

Tarkyn_24 adopted SparkleNarkle?!?!?!

 

[Pugsley]

Is this an uprising?

No. I'm not that excited.