Official Match Thread Season 27 SFA Grand Final: Las Vegas Bears vs Sin City Swamprats at SFA Park/Dun Lop Stadium

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

In the event of a draw at the final siren, I vote we play a game of.....

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I will declare right this second that should this match end up a draw, I utterly intend to whinge about the simmers or rules.

Damn went to sleep for one night

That’s quite customary.

I'm fantastic and perform my role each week.

Weren't you suspended?

Yes but I have a megaphone and know some good scaffolders.

 

[Sparkle]

Pretty sure Tarkyn_24 is older than you mate

All these avatar changes are throwing me at the moment

 

[Dav]

Once a Bear, always a Bear...

******* brilliant! Reminds me of what an awesome list we have!

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

misfiring full forward

I kicked a career best tally in the qualifying final. Then 3 each in the next two now this week I'll add all those totals together and add 5 for good measure. Meaning that I finish the game with 17 goals. That doesn't sound like misfiring to me.

 

[Sparkle]

When you are poor like the Cash family are, you don't throw anything away.

Does that explain why you have boxes of old newspapers, calendars and TV guides in the basement?

 

[Tommycash]

Grrrrrrrr.... I knew it was you Tommycash... So angry right now.

I have always pretended to love the rats. However, it has simply been the long game. Now I can reveal that instead of love all I have for the rats is JADED ANGER MANIFESTING IN POOR KITCHEN ETIQUETTE! Mwahahaha

 

[Firestarter]

So where's kane been?

 

[Tommycash]

Does that explain why you have boxes of old newspapers, calendars and TV guides in the basement?

They're my offering to the SIM god. It liked the pretty pictures.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

So where's kane been?

Misfiring in the champions league final. Why?

 

[Firestarter]

Misfiring in the champions league final. Why?

**** Liverpool.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Look you sense, self-involved Rats, I was talking about the half of the draw that people actually care about.

 

[Nunez]

I will declare right this second that should this match end up a draw, I utterly intend to whinge about the simmers or rules.



That’s quite customary.



Yes but I have a megaphone and know some good scaffolders.

Imagine being suspended for the biggest game of the year LOL.

 

[Firestarter]

Look you sense, self-involved Rats, I was talking about the half of the draw that people actually care about.

What draw?

 

[Tommycash]

Imagine being suspended for the biggest game of the year LOL.

Is this the first suspension for a grand final? JWS will be an immortal!

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Imagine being suspended for the biggest game of the year LOL.

The stuff of legend.

You’ll be remembered as the extra who cries in that dubbed Hitler video BRAB made.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Let’s go Bears, we’ve got this.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

What draw?

Criiiipessss Far Kern get your kids some media training. Comprehension flimsy af. The draw as in the schedule or fixture.

 

[Dingster]

All these avatar changes are throwing me at the moment

SparkleNarkle cries watching MY Little Pony

#doitlikedraz

 

[Sausages]

 

[Sparkle]

SparkleNarkle cries watching MY Little Pony

#doitlikedraz

It's for posts like these that BigFooty introduced the dislike button.

Thank you BigFooty

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Let’s go Bears, we’ve got this.

YES Tiggy T!! Looking forward to getting wild and loose with ya.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

SparkleNarkle cries watching MY Little Pony

#doitlikedraz

Pretty sure that TJASTA is the league's resident Brony

 

[Firestarter]

Criiiipessss Far Kern get your kids some media training. Comprehension flimsy af. The draw as in the schedule or fixture.

Well yeah I don't need a dictionary lesson.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Well yeah I don't need a dictionary lesson.

Spoken like a true Swamprat

 

[Pugsley]

Morning Joke. I think Tarks will understand this one.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?







An irrelephant

Love your work, Phil.