Official Match Thread Season 28 Rd 12 - Fighting Furies vs East Side Hawks at rfctigerarmy's hippodrome

[Ned_Flanders]

Sick burn

I believe it’s a criminal offence to falsify a restraining order. Reported to authorities, enjoy your jail term

you mod like Ray Chamberlain

 

[NaturalDisaster]

you mod like Ray Chamberlain

You need to calm down ok? We don’t talk to one another like that

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Sick burn

I believe it’s a criminal offence to falsify a restraining order. Reported to authorities, enjoy your jail term

That's no threat
I on a working day release program, technically I haven't left Banhammer Jail

 

[ArdentEagle]

That's no threat
I on a working day release program, technically I haven't left Banhammer Jail

Excellent. I won't need to break you in then. Prepare for a pounding!

 

[Tigerturbulance]

you know how to sweet talk me you sexy beast

 

[ArdentEagle]

you know how to sweet talk me you sexy beast

 

[Agent93]

That's a non-regulation tracksuit! Smarten up young man, lest you end up like Ned_Flanders.

 

[Agent93]

Hey Hate, got any usefuls stats for your 200th?

 

[Hate]

Hey Hate, got any usefuls stats for your 200th?

Who do you think I am? okeydoke7?

 

[Agent93]

Who do you think I am? okeydoke7?

I think you're far more truthful than okey. But I was thinking you could bring out stuff like you've played the most games with Wacky Tiger or something, the most games against a current Hawk is spookism amd you've played in X more premierships than spookism. You know, that sort of thing.

 

[Hate]

I think you're far more truthful than okey. But I was thinking you could bring out stuff like you've played the most games with Wacky Tiger or something, the most games against a current Hawk is spookism amd you've played in X more premierships than spookism. You know, that sort of thing.

We'll see how we go, but I don't think it would be very humble of me to say that I've played in 3x more Grand Final losses than spookism has played Grand Finals...

 

[Agent93]

We'll see how we go, but I don't think it would be very humble of me to say that I've played in 3x more Grand Final losses than spookism has played Grand Finals...

I don't know. It seems pretty unpretentious to admit you're the bigger loser.

 

[Wacky Tiger]

I think you're far more truthful than okey. But I was thinking you could bring out stuff like you've played the most games with Wacky Tiger or something, the most games against a current Hawk is spookism amd you've played in X more premierships than spookism. You know, that sort of thing.

I like this game

Ive won 2 more Mobbs medals than spookism
Ive won 1 more Grand Final than spookism
Ive won 1 more Deestroy Medal than spookism
Ive won 1 more TFLUA-Tiger Medal than spookism
Ive won 1 more EKA Medal than spookism

There is probably more

 

[Agent93]

Ive won 1 more EKA Medal than @spookism

That one's not much to brag about. They hand those out to any old flog who comes and goes these days.

 

[Wacky Tiger]

That one's not much to brag about. They hand those out to any old flog who comes and goes these days.

They always have and always will

 

[spookism]

I don't like this game we are currently playing.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I think you're far more truthful than okey. But I was thinking you could bring out stuff like you've played the most games with Wacky Tiger or something, the most games against a current Hawk is spookism amd you've played in X more premierships than spookism. You know, that sort of thing.

What about the amazing stat that Hate has played in every game Tigerturbulance has ever played.

 

[Agent93]

I don't like this game we are currently playing.

Yeah, it's rough when one side has access to all the stats. Here's one for you spook: the umpires love you this season, you've won the most free kicks out of any Hawk.

 

[Biggie]

Yeah, it's rough when one side has access to all the stats. Here's one for you spook: the umpires love you this season, you've won the most free kicks out of any Hawk.

Suckhole spook

 

[Agent93]

Suckhole spook

And you almost don't have the worst free kick differential in the team. It turns out Milera2Betts is a bit lax with the rule-adherence as well.

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Yeah, it's rough when one side has access to all the stats. Here's one for you spook: the umpires love you this season, you've won the most free kicks out of any Hawk.

New av spookism

 

[Drunkgoliath]

And you almost don't have the worst free kick differential in the team. It turns out Milera2Betts is a bit lax with the rule-adherence as well.

Samesies

 

[spookism]

New av spookism

Nah, it's cause I'm a tackling machine and most of my opponents have been spuds and twice as slow.

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Nah, it's cause I'm a tackling machine and most of my opponents have been spuds and twice as slow.

Cause you dont have the qooty you spend all day chasing it?

 

[spookism]

Cause you dont have the qooty you spend all day chasing it?

I'm a great two-way player and not just at the night club after the game.