Official Match Thread Season 28 Rd 12 - Mount Buller Demons vs Baghdad Bombers at The Snow Dome

[WaynesWorld19]

Was awesome and everything I expected it to be. Lots of beer too. Oktoberfest was OK. Add beer tents to any royal show in Australia and you'd probably have something similar.

Exciting news ....after the trade period, the Crows have been installed as early Flag favorites ......2029 that is

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Thank fu**.

To be fair, you could be hiding WMOs. Weapons of mass offence.

This would be true .....this would also be factually correct

 

[Riviat]

Exciting news ....after the trade period, the Crows have been installed as early Flag favorites ......2029 that is

That makes me sad. I'm going to do the head in the sand technique next year and hope the damage isn't too extreme. Billy Frampton is an OK pick up. Nfi about Nicks

 

[philreich]

Exciting news ....after the trade period, the Crows have been installed as early Flag favorites ......2029 that is

Yeah the next Showdown is looking awesome - with the amount of talent lost in both camps, it may be a case of being decided by a penalty shoot out.

 

[sausageroll]

Magnificent.. one of my favourite foods. Chien Wah dimmies steamed, then dropped in piping hot oil for a few seconds. Separates the skin meat and crisps it up a treat.
Then dump a s**t load of chilli/soy sauce mix on them.

Then there is my Friday night fish and chips shop special. Ladies and Gentlemen, may I introduce the KohPhi created....

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Chip sim.

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Holy Sh1t! 10 pages since I last checked.

I couldn't be bothered reading through all of them, and there'll probably be another two pages smashed out while I was reading, so I just decided to choose a completely random page and then a completely random post from that page and reply to that.

So guess what... this wasn't the post.

Turns out the 8th post (randomly selected) on that page was from Riviat saying something in your post was glorious. So your post was obvsiously a shitload better than his. Plus he said "holy monther of jeebus" and I have no idea who or what jeebus is so I would have just rambled on pointlessly in a reply to that. Kinda like I did with yours.

Hmmm... should have just quoted that one then. Would have saved me typing holy monther of jeebus and glorious twice.

 

[Damp Squarie]

I'd probably cop 2 weeks in Banhammer for that..

The Ode To Banhammer Prison

The Bomber stood and faced her Mod which always come to pass.
She hoped her harem pants weren't ripped, so as to show her ar**.

"Step forward now, Miss Bomber, how shall I hammer you?
Have you always turned the other cheek? Has your qooty been always true?"

The Bomber squared her shoulders and said, "No, mate, I guess I ain't, 'cause those of us who carry bombs can't always be a saint.

I've had to play most Sundays and at times my talk was tough,
and sometimes I gave shirt-fronts because this game is far can rough.

I've never shirked a contest though, at times I shook with fear,
and sometimes, Mod forgive me, I've winced and shed a tear.

I know I don't deserve a place among the felons here,
the gif was hardly naughty and... you made it disappear.

If there's a rack for me in here, it needn't be so grand,
I never expected or had too much, so if you don't, I'll understand."

There was silence all around the throne where Mods had often trod
as the Bomber waited quietly for the judgement from her Mod,

"Step forward now, Miss Bomber, you've borne club burdens well.
Walk carefully though on Ad-Sense streets, you've dodged your time in Hell."

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Surely that's a Rd.12 Surprise Packet of the Week winner for Coon Dog TheInjuryFactory

Nothing cooney does surprises me mate. You can set your watch to that man.

 

[Damp Squarie]

This thread is worse than Fallujah.

And Fallujah has more holes in it than the Bears backline.

 

[Damp Squarie]

Nothing cooney does surprises me mate. You can set your watch to that man.

Are you dead certain he’s not a talking parrot?
He comes in here, says a few words and eats all the biscuits.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Are you dead certain he’s not a talking parrot?
He comes in here, says a few words and eats all the biscuits.

Fire up!

 

[Damp Squarie]

The English are fantastic at the banter, take a step into the soccer thread here and all the Australians there have no SOH!

Any soap in there? Asking for a friend with a dirty goat.

 

[CazC30]

Any soap in there? Asking for a friend with a dirty goat.

Plenty but they wont let me in...

 

[Damp Squarie]

Fire up!

Being a Bomber, I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
16 minutes to go...WooWho I’m as excited as a dog with two dickx

 

[philreich]

And Fallujah has more holes in it than the Bears backline.

As Basil Fawlty would say, the Bears backline is like Swiss cheese - full of holes. Isn't that right, Test Tickle?

 

[CazC30]

I was going to post what you would get banhammered for .....but forgot we have 13 Mods patrolling the Team PM ...after that incident

No, just yours and KohPhi posts.

 

[CazC30]

Being a Bomber, I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
16 minutes to go...WooWho I’m as excited as a dog with two dickx

You've never siphoned petrol out of a car... ?



Actually, neither have I.

 

[Pugsley]

Which is why, we "ex" South Australians speak the proper English

But I'm a

 

[Pugsley]

Yes they were the days ...

The cobwebs

 

[Pugsley]

This thread is worse than Fallujah.

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

 

[Callums_Guns]

And with good reason beez

.......

 

[Callums_Guns]

Wow.

I think I just got champed.

Can I go now Callums_Guns ?

Yes you can if there's some type of management meeting with all the LG members across the teams today, can you let mine know i miss them.
Appreciate you dropping in, however please pass the message on...

 

[Callums_Guns]

Exciting news ....after the trade period, the Crows have been installed as early Flag favorites ......2029 that is

Thank god there's the pre-season draft where un-listed players can get picked.
You have about 10 spots free....lol
Someone need's to take over Eddie's pocket

 

[Callums_Guns]

Nothing cooney does surprises me mate. You can set your watch to that man.

Friday
7am - Woooooooo
9:17am - Up and about
11:22am - Fire up
3pm - I do what i want, when i want
6:15pm - Up and about
8pm - We will win

 

[Callums_Guns]

AceAndy this song is for us usually, however it's more so for you this week.
Please let your team know the week has not only started, it's...........

 

[Callums_Guns]

Yakker