Official Match Thread Season 28 Rd 13 - Las Vegas Bears vs Sin City Swamprats at The Stadium In The Sky

[Dingster]

R13 Las Vegas Bears vs Sin City Swamprats at The Stadium In The Sky

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Ding: The Bears are in a free fall with someone sabotaging the team bus. Sources say it's an inside job.

Phil: The Swampies run came to an end. Imaging losing to the Bears.

Ding: Dr Phil your team has been kissed on the dick by the sim. I hope you get thrashed within in an inch of your lives. Speaking of an inch. That's the size of Far Kern's snag after playing WW. He's gone full lady boy.

Phil: Ding, your ex mob will be Testyd to even get a team sheet in. Easy win.

Ding: The Swampies you say. They do have the best players. Ant Bear, Cloud, Milky, Butler, Spookism, ShaunDuggan and MaxMinch are carrying the team though.

Phil: You're a deadset idiot. Nunez is our best player. He even won a Grammy.

Ding: The Bears are running out of players. All they have left is girl players. MWPP, xenxen, AuntyBlindEye, Art Vandelay_....

Phil: Hot hot hot! Who's your Magdaddy?

Ding: You're meant to tackle them not dry root them old timer.

Phil: Well that was something else.
Ding: What - you mean it was good?
Phil: No, it was something else.

CAPTAINS - TEAM SHEETS DUE THURSDAY 11.59PM​

 

[Firestarter]

So we will lose. Next game.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Our march to the finals, premiership glory and a Hollywood blockbuster re-telling the fairytale story...

































... Most likely doesn’t start here, but we’ll be sloshed in the bar by 2pm tomorrow at the latest.

 

[Firestarter]

I'm buggered now thanks to Jack Daniels fireballs.

 

[Test Tickle]

What’s that smell?

 

[philreich]

What’s that smell?

I crapped in the premiership cup on the way to the ground.

 

[Firestarter]

What’s that smell?

Failure

 

[Test Tickle]

I crapped in the premiership cup on the way to the ground.

I thought it was Far Kerns breath.

 

[Test Tickle]

Failure

Not ours.

 

[Test Tickle]

We played each other just 6wks ago.
We led all day and you pipped us at the post.
Our turn this time.

 

[philreich]

I just discovered that it takes me just 5 minutes to walk from home to the pub, but 35 minutes for the trip home. The difference is staggering!!!

 

[Far Kern]

You couldn’t have spared us until Tuesday TedDougChris

 

[Far Kern]

Alright you flogs.

How did my cat just get outside and say g’day, and then how was she inside? A quillion bucks says it’s totally impossible.

 

[jackster83]

We played each other just 6wks ago.
We led all day and you pipped us at the post.
Our turn this time.

 

[Far Kern]

Alright you flogs.

How did my cat just get outside and say g’day, and then how was she inside? A quillion bucks says it’s totally impossible.

I’m serious. Everything is shut. She can’t possibly have been outside, and then, she can’t have been inside. Everything was shut.

 

[TedDougChris]

You couldn’t have spared us until Tuesday TedDougChris

 

[Far Kern]

OK JoshWoodenSpoon let’s just get this out of the way straight up. You may as well just post a mistake straight away.

 

[Far Kern]

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If only you’d tried so hard last week.

 

[Far Kern]

I’m serious. Everything is shut. She can’t possibly have been outside, and then, she can’t have been inside. Everything was shut.

The door is shut, the other door is shut, ALL OF THE DOORS ARE SHUT.

I’m snake proof, but have a magical teleporting cat.

 

[TedDougChris]

If only you’d tried so hard last week.

 

[philreich]

The door is shut, the other door is shut, ALL OF THE DOORS ARE SHUT.

I’m snake proof, but have a magical teleporting cat.

It's a CATaclismic event......

 

[Far Kern]

It's a CATaclismic event......

I’m telling you it’s not possible. Unless she can shut doors.

 

[MWPP]

I’m telling you it’s not possible. Unless she can shut doors.

Colloportus

 

[MWPP]

What’s that smell?

Your singing has even more sensorily repugnant competition now JoshWoodenSpoon

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Evening all...well apparently we lost on Sunday against the Royals...wouldn't know but let's be honest, we've been warming up for this match.