Official Match Thread Season 28 Rd 13 - Las Vegas Bears vs Sin City Swamprats at The Stadium In The Sky

[sportsmaniac89]

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And in English????

 

[philreich]

And in English????

The Bears have one nothing.

 

[Firestarter]

The Bears have one nothing.

Was that intentional?

 

[MWPP]

The Bears have one nothing.

Was that intentional?

I assumed it was
We’re non-binary now that Barrybran has left

 

[philreich]

Was that intentional?

I'm not smart enough to do an accidental pun.

 

[sportsmaniac89]

I assumed it was
We’re non-binary now that Barrybran has left

Are we talking gender or numerical?

 

[AuntyBlindEye]

R13 Las Vegas Bears vs Sin City Swamprats at The Stadium In The Sky

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Ding: The Bears are in a free fall with someone sabotaging the team bus. Sources say it's an inside job.

Phil: The Swampies run came to an end. Imaging losing to the Bears.

Ding: Dr Phil your team has been kissed on the dick by the sim. I hope you get thrashed within in an inch of your lives. Speaking of an inch. That's the size of Far Kern's snag after playing WW. He's gone full lady boy.

Phil: Ding, your ex mob will be Testyd to even get a team sheet in. Easy win.

Ding: The Swampies you say. They do have the best players. Ant Bear, Cloud, Milky, Butler, Spookism, ShaunDuggan and MaxMinch are carrying the team though.

Phil: You're a deadset idiot. Nunez is our best player. He even won a Grammy.

Ding: The Bears are running out of players. All they have left is girl players. MWPP, xenxen, AuntyBlindEye, Art Vandelay_....

Phil: Hot hot hot! Who's your Magdaddy?

Ding: You're meant to tackle them not dry root them old timer.

Phil: Well that was something else.
Ding: What - you mean it was good?
Phil: No, it was something else.

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Nice microaggression in misgendering me. It's 2018. Get woke geez.

 

[AuntyBlindEye]

Didn't realise match thread was up, have I missed much? Have the filth come to play?

 

[Dingster]

Nice microaggression in misgendering me. It's 2018. Get woke geez.

It suited the narrative friend.

 

[AuntyBlindEye]

It suited the narrative friend.

Well I won't stand in the way of a good narrative.

 

[AuntyBlindEye]

Who has the privilege of watching me play from the comfort of their arse, having just been knocked flat onto it this week?

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Who has the privilege of watching me play from the comfort of their arse, having just been knocked flat onto it this week?

Far Kern can you answer that because I'm too lazy to find out?

 

[jackster83]

Nice microaggression in misgendering me. It's 2018. Get woke geez.

 

[AuntyBlindEye]

Far Kern can you answer that because I'm too lazy to find out?

I suppose it doesn't really matter. You're all just lumps of meat to take speccys on.

 

[philreich]

Who has the privilege of watching me play from the comfort of their arse, having just been knocked flat onto it this week?

Hey Nunez - look at this upstart, who reckons he can intimidate a star studded premiership line up .

 

[AuntyBlindEye]

Hey Nunez - look at this upstart, who reckons he can intimidate a star studded premiership line up .

You're living in the past old man. It's time for the cubs to step up and take our rightful place as kings.

 

[philreich]

You're living in the past old man. It's time for the cubs to step up and take our rightful place as kings.

No son - I'm living in the present. It's 2nd v 11th, and your form is up and down like a bride's nightie. The smart money is on the Rats this week.

 

[AuntyBlindEye]

No son - I'm living in the present. It's 2nd v 11th, and your form is up and down like a bride's nightie. The smart money is on the Rats this week.

Smart money but not winning money.

 

[Matera92]

Dear Mr Matera92

How do you and xenxen reconcile your hunger for matters beefy with the commitment to Veganism shown by many of your team mates?

Regards
B52

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We invented a burger that was literally impossible to create, that's how ******* great we are.

It's okay, we're conserving energy for another triumphant Rats finals campaign.

You run away from the cops even better than he does
#suchislife

We're training buddies.

 

[Nunez]

Hey Nunez - look at this upstart, who reckons he can intimidate a star studded premiership line up .

Lol who is this kid? Seems to be one of my many copycats. Sad.

 

[AuntyBlindEye]

Lol who is this kid? Seems to be one of my many copycats. Sad.

You're just jealous that arrogance looks better on me.

 

[Nunez]

You're just jealous that ignorance looks better on me.

EFA

 

[Test Tickle]

The Bears have one nothing.

We have one Test Tickle.

Didn't realise match thread was up, have I missed much? Have the filth come to play?

You've missed nothing, Swamprats are dead to me.

 

[Test Tickle]

Hey Nunez - look at this upstart, who reckons he can intimidate a star studded premiership line up .

Back off big boy!

 

[Test Tickle]

No son - I'm living in the present. It's 2nd v 11th, and your form is up and down like a bride's nightie. The smart money is on the Rats this week.

Smart and Rats in the same sentence? Its a no from me.