Official Match Thread Season 29 Round 11 - Sin City Swamprats vs East Side Hawks at Underground Stadium

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Back by popular demand...

Stats Week

That's right people this week I will be using the power of stats to bring you the results of every game before they have been played, making a bigger waste of time than it normally would be. There is absolutely nothing random about the sim as the gods of numbers have a divine plan that was preordained long before your sorry arse pulled on your Qooty boots.
Thankfully I have worked out the formula and cracked the code so whilst we can't actually do anything about the result we can at least make a tidy profit.

VS

The Rats have gone WLLWL so the science says they are due for another loss
The Hawks have gone LWWWL which calculates as a very likely win for them from a pure mathematical standpoint. Factor in that the rats are sitting much higher on the ladder than they deserve and subtract the number of people that Agent93 has forced out of the club and my machine says.....

Hawks by 25 points.

There is moratorium on penalties this week for late team submission sheets so please don't put them in before Friday lunch time. ​

 

[WaynesWorld19]

fumbler .....your OP was better ....but it is a unique approach, maybe a jigsaw puzzle ?

 

[Loonerty]

STATS WEEK

 

[Agent93]

Factor in that the rats are sitting much higher on the ladder than they deserve and subtract the number of people that @Agent93 has forced out of the club and my machine says.....

Hawks by 25 points.

So basically you're saying in normal circumstances we'd have won by 26 points.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

So basically you're saying in normal circumstances we'd have won by 26 points.

No, it's very complicated

 

[por_please_ya]

I couldn't see anything of this OP .... Because I'm not on the dark side like some of you.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

fumbler .....your OP was better ....but it is a unique approach, maybe a jigsaw puzzle ?

You just can't help yourself can you? Every ******* time I post a thread

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

I couldn't see anything of this OP .... Because I'm not on the dark side like some of you.

I wouldn't have realised if you didn't say that

 

[Drunkgoliath]

I couldn't see anything of this OP .... Because I'm not on the dark side like some of you.

It's better this way

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Agent93 why didn't you tell me YouTube has dark mode?

 

[WaynesWorld19]

You just can't help yourself can you? Every ******* time I post a thread

Is that what you did ? ..... I swore it was a mistaken post

 

[Agent93]

Agent93 why didn't you tell me YouTube has dark mode?

Everything has dark mode these days.

 

[Golumless]

So who plays for the swamprats?

My next question is why would you do that in 2020?

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Everything has dark mode these days.

Why am I just hearing about it now?

 

[jackster83]

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

STATS WEEK

Expecting at least 6 histograms a day from you

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

17. philreich
36. SarahSmiles
4. Sparkle
2. jackster83
1. Far Kern
18. Nunez
89. sportsmaniac89
3. TheMase
05. edgie
7. LukeParkerno1
8. Leviathan Pie
9. Kirkswan
11. Magus
14. GotTheGoodes
16. Greasyrhys
20. dosser
21. rickety
23. sataris
26. Quadzilla
31. Rich the babe Evans
45. ant555
64. Firestarter
88. Power Raid
akkaps
GremioPower
#ratsqootball

We've got the Hawks this week. Get stuck in and lets have some fun!!!

 

[philreich]

You just can't help yourself can you? Every ******* time I post a thread

Are you saying WaynesWorld19 is stalking you?

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Are you saying WaynesWorld19 is stalking you?

If he was he'd probably * that up as well by saying something stupid

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Are you saying WaynesWorld19 is stalking you?

Am I the touring "clown" invited to be the short term entertainment .......I am not a plaything to be bandied around in matchthreads & discarded on a whim

I have dignity ......

 

[WaynesWorld19]

If he was he'd probably fu** that up as well by saying something stupid

Hey .... I'm not the dumbarse that stuffed up all the matchthreads ......you may have to come to the Bombers to hide

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Hey .... I'm not the dumbarse that stuffed up all the matchthreads ......you may have to come to the Bombers to hide

Right on cue

How did I stuff them up?

 

[akkaps]

It's finally up. Horay.

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Finally up lol I was getting drunk

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Right on cue

How did I stuff them up?

I was tagged buggalugs ......we've already established retrospective patching up of cockups, does not negate the culpability associated with the original vomitous mess

However in these hard times .....we should be forgiving & not applying additional mental pressures on those already fragile ........so well done, a great job on the OP