Official Match Thread Season 29 Round 17 - East Side Hawks vs Dragons FFC at The Eyrie

[Cold Sober]

ugh, well we'd have to be pretty unlucky to lose two games in a row to this rabble.

How much s**t is sufferable. But wait, there's more.

 

[Biggie]

That was a good game to read.

 

[I Dont Care]

I read that. To be fair though, we were talking about Pokemon and turnips all week.

Nerds

 

[Hatchy1992]

See you again next week Hawks! Thanks for the week also.

 

[serial_thrilla]

I feel that with a dash of fumbler things should turn around pretty quickly. Hopefully the big fella is back on deck next week!

 

[Ljp86]

Bad luck Dragons. We were certainly in the game all day but were perhaps a bit lucky to be as close as we were at the end there.

No huge standout games but Knifey Spoony, Strigoi, serial_thrilla, Mooresome, A Swallow, Cold Sober and AceAndy all contributed fairly well throughout the match in a fairly even effort.

Not the result we were after heading into finals and we'll need to come out breathing fire early next week in a huge first final for the club!

Go Dragons!!

 

[Strigoi]

Thanks dagrons, I look forward to burying Strigoi again in our next meeting.

Bah! Bring it!

 

[larrikin]

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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
East Side Hawks : 15.17.107
Dragons FFC : 15.5.95
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Match Over!

 

[A Swallow]

Well it would appear that we are just meant to continue with this match thread for the elimination final. It’s like hand-me-down clothing.
Anyway, as such, f*ck you Hawks.

 

[Red mist]

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

ESH SENIORS Vs DRA SENIORS
ESH               4    1        8    3        10   8        15   17   107     
DRA               4    2        9    4        10   5        15   5    95      
ESH        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  DRA         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
go you pup  0  2  0  2  0  0  0  0  0   10  Davo-27      0  4  1  7  0  0  0  0  0   29
Drunken Wo  0  2  7  7  1  0  0  0  0   45  Pea Nut      0  9  6  4  0  0  2  0  0   47
Red mist    0  3  0  1  0  0  0  0  0   11  SaltPeter    0  3  4  5  0  0  2  0  0   25
larrikin    0  6  5  6  0  2  0  0  0   47  rota69       0  7  4  8  0  0  1  0  0   46
SM          0  7  4  4  0  0  0  0  0   41  HawkAussie   0  10 5  6  1  0  2  0  0   55
Snake_Bake  0  7  4  3  0  0  1  0  0   36  AceAndy      0  12 3  6  1  1  0  0  0   62
Le Grille   0  7  5  12 2  0  3  0  0   59  Knifey Spo   0  13 3  8  1  1  2  1  0   69
eth-dog     0  11 5  16 2  1  0  1  1   96  serial_thr   0  8  5  7  0  0  0  2  0   65
por_please  0  10 7  15 2  2  2  0  1   86  Cold Sober   0  9  3  10 1  4  1  0  0   61
Agent93     0  13 7  5  1  0  2  1  2   76  Maylandsma   0  5  3  10 0  0  0  1  1   51
Golumless   0  9  9  11 1  1  2  0  0   75  Ljp86        0  3  3  5  1  0  0  1  0   38
Itsmyshow   0  15 9  7  0  1  0  1  3   96  Pie 4 Life   0  6  2  3  0  0  1  2  0   39
jackenny    0  3  1  0  0  1  0  1  1   20  fumbler      0  3  0  6  4  3  1  0  0   37
TY24        0  10 0  0  3  2  0  5  5   79  Hatchy1992   0  3  0  1  2  0  0  1  2   27
Chipmunk    0  5  2  1  2  0  0  1  2   39  Blaze Stor   0  1  0  0  0  0  0  1  0    9
jusjoshin   4  4  0  0  1  0  1  1  1   24  Strigoi      13 8  0  10 1  2  1  1  1   67
Loonerty    0  14 0  16 6  1  3  0  0   90  A Swallow    0  9  0  7  3  3  2  2  0   62
Drunkgolia  0  12 0  9  4  2  0  0  1   73  Mooresome    0  11 2  7  3  2  0  0  0   67
Milera2Bet  0  2  1  0  0  0  0  2  0   21  Dr Mantis    0  4  1  0  0  0  0  3  1   34
Biggie      11 10 0  12 1  2  2  2  0   77  gym4life     0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0

            ESH   DRA
Hitouts   : 15   13
Kicks     : 152  128
Marks     : 66   45
Handballs : 127  110
Tackles   : 26   18
Frees For : 15   16
Frees Ag. : 16   15
Smothers  : 1    2
Ironouts  : 8    5
Inside50  : 29   16
Goals     : 15   15
Behinds   : 17   5

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
.26 - Goal to Strigoi (DRA) - DRA by 6 point(s).
3.33 - Goal to Hatchy1992 (DRA) - DRA by 12 point(s).
5.39 - Goal to Biggie (ESH) - DRA by 6 point(s).
7.49 - Goal to Milera2Betts (ESH) - scores level.
8.4 - Behind to por_please_ya (ESH) - ESH by 1 point(s).
16.32 - Goal to eth-dog (ESH) - ESH by 7 point(s).
18.48 - Goal to Maylandsman (DRA) - ESH by 1 point(s).
19.58 - Goal to TY24 (ESH) - ESH by 7 point(s).
22.53 - Goal to Dr Mantis Taboggan (DRA) - ESH by 1 point(s).
23.53 - Behind to Hatchy1992 (DRA) - scores level.
24.18 - Rushed behind to DRA - DRA by 1 point(s).

Second Quarter :
2.31 - Goal to Ljp86 (DRA) - DRA by 7 point(s).
3.33 - Goal to TY24 (ESH) - DRA by 1 point(s).
6.43 - Goal to Blaze Storm (DRA) - DRA by 7 point(s).
8.14 - Behind to Dr Mantis Taboggan (DRA) - DRA by 8 point(s).
8.49 - Behind to Maylandsman (DRA) - DRA by 9 point(s).
10.5 - Goal to serial_thrilla (DRA) - DRA by 15 point(s).
11.56 - Goal to Pie 4 Life (DRA) - DRA by 21 point(s).
16.51 - Behind to Itsmyshow (ESH) - DRA by 20 point(s).
17.2 - Goal to Milera2Betts (ESH) - DRA by 14 point(s).
17.53 - Goal to Agent93 (ESH) - DRA by 8 point(s).
20.54 - Behind to Itsmyshow (ESH) - DRA by 7 point(s).
21.36 - Goal to Knifey Spoony (DRA) - DRA by 13 point(s).
24.51 - Goal to Chipmunk (ESH) - DRA by 7 point(s).

Third Quarter :
1.07 - Rushed behind to ESH - DRA by 6 point(s).
1.4 - Goal to TY24 (ESH) - scores level.
6.31 - Behind to Strigoi (DRA) - DRA by 1 point(s).
8.1 - Goal to Pie 4 Life (DRA) - DRA by 7 point(s).
13.25 - Goal to Biggie (ESH) - DRA by 1 point(s).
21.02 - Behind to eth-dog (ESH) - scores level.
22.16 - Rushed behind to ESH - ESH by 1 point(s).
22.49 - Behind to Itsmyshow (ESH) - ESH by 2 point(s).
24.26 - Behind to Chipmunk (ESH) - ESH by 3 point(s).

Final Quarter :
25 - Goal to TY24 (ESH) - ESH by 9 point(s).
2.57 - Goal to A Swallow (DRA) - ESH by 3 point(s).
4.5 - Behind to jackenny (ESH) - ESH by 4 point(s).
5.19 - Behind to Agent93 (ESH) - ESH by 5 point(s).
5.43 - Goal to jackenny (ESH) - ESH by 11 point(s).
8.18 - Rushed behind to ESH - ESH by 12 point(s).
8.45 - Behind to TY24 (ESH) - ESH by 13 point(s).
9.13 - Rushed behind to ESH - ESH by 14 point(s).
9.42 - Behind to TY24 (ESH) - ESH by 15 point(s).
10.11 - Behind to Chipmunk (ESH) - ESH by 16 point(s).
11.44 - Goal to serial_thrilla (DRA) - ESH by 10 point(s).
12.52 - Goal to A Swallow (DRA) - ESH by 4 point(s).
14.15 - Goal to jusjoshin (ESH) - ESH by 10 point(s).
15.43 - Goal to Dr Mantis Taboggan (DRA) - ESH by 4 point(s).
16.24 - Rushed behind to ESH - ESH by 5 point(s).
17.28 - Goal to TY24 (ESH) - ESH by 11 point(s).
18.17 - Goal to Dr Mantis Taboggan (DRA) - ESH by 5 point(s).
19.13 - Behind to Drunkgoliath (ESH) - ESH by 6 point(s).
19.54 - Goal to Itsmyshow (ESH) - ESH by 12 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

ESH
Red mist             0 (On) 15.47 (Off) 58.57 (On) Total : 57%
Drunken Wookie       0 (On) Total : 100%
jusjoshin            0 (On) 30.23 (Off) 78.42 (On) Total : 52%
larrikin             0 (On) Total : 100%
eth-dog              0 (On) 6 (Off) 9.18 (On) Total : 96%
Snake_Baker          0 (On) Total : 100%
SM                   0 (On) Total : 100%
Chipmunk             0 (On) 9.18 (Off) 12.3 (On) Total : 96%
por_please_ya        0 (On) Total : 100%
Agent93              0 (On) Total : 100%
Golumless            0 (On) Total : 100%
Itsmyshow            0 (On) Total : 100%
Milera2Betts         0 (On) 65.01 (Off) Total : 65%
TY24                 0 (On) Total : 100%
go you pups          0 (On) 12.3 (Off) 15.47 (On) Total : 96%
Biggie               0 (On) 78.42 (Off) Total : 78%
Loonerty             0 (On) Total : 100%
Drunkgoliath         0 (On) Total : 100%
Le Grille            0 (Off) 6 (On) Total : 93%
jackenny             0 (Off) 30.23 (On) 58.57 (Off) 65.01 (On) Total : 62%

DRA
Davo-27              0 (On) Total : 100%
SaltPeter            0 (On) 14.19 (Off) 28.09 (On) Total : 86%
Mooresome            0 (On) 28.09 (Off) 58.24 (On) Total : 70%
rota69               0 (On) Total : 100%
HawkAussie           0 (On) Total : 100%
AceAndy              0 (On) Total : 100%
Knifey Spoony        0 (On) Total : 100%
serial_thrilla       0 (On) Total : 100%
Cold Sober           0 (On) Total : 100%
Maylandsman          0 (On) Total : 100%
Ljp86                0 (On) Total : 100%
Pie 4 Life           0 (On) Total : 100%
Dr Mantis Taboggan   0 (On) 94.22 (Off) Total : 94%
Hatchy1992           0 (On) Total : 100%
Blaze Storm          0 (On) Total : 100%
Strigoi              0 (On) Total : 100%
A Swallow            0 (On) Total : 100%
fumbler              0 (On) 58.24 (Off) 94.22 (On) Total : 64%
Pea Nut              0 (Off) 14.19 (On) Total : 84%
gym4life             0 (Off) Total : 0%

Total :  3600               Average :  90.00001

MATCH-UPS :

• In an epic battle, Loonerty and A Swallow were well-matched - there was no victor. - 99m from 1 to 100.
• Toe to toe throughout, AceAndy and Agent93 were well-matched - there was no victor. - 94m from 2 to 96.
• In a resume-material performance, Biggie had Strigoi's measure. - 100m from 0 to 100.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Blaze Storm and go you pups were well-matched - there was no victor. - 32m from 24 to 56.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Red mist had the better of Blaze Storm. - 0m from 14 to 14.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, Chipmunk had the better of Davo-27. - 70m from 19 to 89.
• In what was a very slow day for both, serial_thrilla exposed Chipmunk's frailties. - 8m from 0 to 8.
• In an epic battle, it could be argued that Le Grille had the better game against Cold Sober - although there was very little in it. - 72m from 27 to 99.
• While very slim pickings for both players, SM was slightly more polished than Cold Sober. - 25m from 1 to 26.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Davo-27 came out tops over the brave go you pups. - 6m from 2 to 8.
• In what was a very slow day for both, jackenny won the bout with Dr Mantis Taboggan. - 7m from 33 to 40.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Dr Mantis Taboggan had jusjoshin's measure. - 0m from 22 to 22.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, Dr Mantis Taboggan gave Red mist a bath. - 33m from 60 to 93.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, Drunken Wookie came out tops over the brave Hatchy1992. - 66m from 3 to 69.
• In an epic battle, not much between Drunkgoliath and fumbler - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 54m from 1 to 55.
• In an epic battle, it could be argued that Mooresome had the better game against Drunkgoliath - although there was very little in it. - 40m from 58 to 98.
• In a resume-material performance, eth-dog was easily the winner in the clash with serial_thrilla. - 84m from 13 to 97.
• In an enthralling contest, Golumless came out tops over the brave HawkAussie. - 87m from 1 to 88.
• While not all all one-way, Itsmyshow came out tops over the brave rota69. - 94m from 2 to 96.
• In a resume-material performance, por_please_ya had Knifey Spoony's measure. - 99m from 1 to 100.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Le Grille and Ljp86 were hard to separate - though Le Grille was slightly more effective. - 8m from 18 to 26.
• In what was a very slow day for both, eth-dog was easily the winner in the clash with Ljp86. - 0m from 1 to 1.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, SM and Ljp86 were well-matched - there was no victor. - 72m from 26 to 98.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Maylandsman either broke even with Snake_Baker or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 92m from 3 to 95.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, Milera2Betts's bum will be a bit sore after having it solidly kicked by Mooresome. - 14m from 7 to 21.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, I'm not sure that what Milera2Betts did to SaltPeter should be entirely legal. - 9m from 42 to 51.
• While not all all one-way, TY24 was slightly more polished than Pea Nut. - 77m from 17 to 94.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, larrikin and Pie 4 Life were evenly matched. - 92m from 6 to 98.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Red mist did well against fumbler. - 0m from 98 to 98.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, jackenny gave SaltPeter a lesson. - 19m from 72 to 91.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, SaltPeter massacred TY24. - 10m from 2 to 12.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, Strigoi and jusjoshin had an epic contest. - 20m from 80 to 100.

Yew. 4 possies and Blaze Storm got gloved Rodman style. Xoxo

 

[Hatchy1992]

Hello Hawks.

 

[Red mist]

I will endeavour to make the obligatory posts and go Rodman on my opponent as per usual.
Oh hi.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Hey Loonerty you're safe to join us tonight. Monday night drinking is generally frowned upon by society.

 

[Hatchy1992]

Hey Loonerty you're safe to join us tonight. Monday night drinking is generally frowned upon by society.

Didn't stop the regulars at my local.

 

[eth-dog]

Hey Loonerty you're safe to join us tonight. Monday night drinking is generally frowned upon by society.

I'll join you for that drink. Monday is my Saturday so it's allowed.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Hey Loonerty you're safe to join us tonight. Monday night drinking is generally frowned upon by society.

Thoughts SM?

 

[SM]

Thoughts SM?

About what?

 

[Blaze Storm]

Yew. 4 possies and Blaze Storm got gloved Rodman style. Xoxo

First post of the match in the postgame. Nice.

 

[Red mist]

First post of the match in the postgame. Nice.

I don’t even know match or round it is.
Yes, I am nice. X