Proper Gander
Owl whisperer and secret agent
Hello Rats and Roys
Its been a tough home and away and, just apart from that, a pretty ordinary 2020 in the real life world.
With that in mind, I’d like to hopefully bring some exciting and cheering news by announcing the launch of this exciting SFA Merchandising project:
Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing the one and only “SFA Minis”!!!
So the whole gang are gathered on my mantle piece and are literally itching to go. Let’s meet two of this weeks most important characters:
Mini Swampy naturally has a different vibe. Seen here as the only mini in a cross-legged pose, mini swampy brings that much needed mindfulness to our greater league operations. While his beard and truly terrible comb-over, while not a direct take from the known very good looks of the team, hopefully symbolises the dad joke specialism that’s the Swampys enjoy under philreich ’s strong and commanding leadership.
Mini Roy has his arms raised in recognition of the exuberance and joy of this imaginary league. Being an inner north melbourne local that is regularly seen in the record shops of Brunswick Street, he has grown an impressive hipster beard to impress the local mini weird chicks pigtails and motorcycle boots over espressos.
Both minis wear the number of each teams current captain.
To give you a sense of the scale of these artistic masterworks, I have asked the guys to pose briefly with this average size domestic cat.
So have a great week and thanks for another great season with all of you.
A special happy birthday to Mobbs and a thank you for the brilliant imagination that has created this extraordinary world. I hope you welcome your new mini colleagues and best of luck for a thrilling match this week.
Its been a tough home and away and, just apart from that, a pretty ordinary 2020 in the real life world.
With that in mind, I’d like to hopefully bring some exciting and cheering news by announcing the launch of this exciting SFA Merchandising project:
Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing the one and only “SFA Minis”!!!
So the whole gang are gathered on my mantle piece and are literally itching to go. Let’s meet two of this weeks most important characters:
Mini Swampy naturally has a different vibe. Seen here as the only mini in a cross-legged pose, mini swampy brings that much needed mindfulness to our greater league operations. While his beard and truly terrible comb-over, while not a direct take from the known very good looks of the team, hopefully symbolises the dad joke specialism that’s the Swampys enjoy under philreich ’s strong and commanding leadership.
Mini Roy has his arms raised in recognition of the exuberance and joy of this imaginary league. Being an inner north melbourne local that is regularly seen in the record shops of Brunswick Street, he has grown an impressive hipster beard to impress the local mini weird chicks pigtails and motorcycle boots over espressos.
Both minis wear the number of each teams current captain.
To give you a sense of the scale of these artistic masterworks, I have asked the guys to pose briefly with this average size domestic cat.
So have a great week and thanks for another great season with all of you.
A special happy birthday to Mobbs and a thank you for the brilliant imagination that has created this extraordinary world. I hope you welcome your new mini colleagues and best of luck for a thrilling match this week.