Official Match Thread Season 29 | Round 3 | Gumbies FFC v Sin City Swamprats @ The House of Gumby

[Barrybran]

That's the thing, there is no blueprint for a match thread so we just do whatever because why not!

I thought it was a bit spammy up to Thursday morning but then it just took off and many people from both sides have been involved. It's been great.

 

[Far Kern]

It's the Swamprat way. We have fun, we discuss intrersting topics, but at the end of the day, we all hang s**t on Far Kern and his deplorable defensive performances

I had been thinking, now that I’m immune to fear and a proper Aussie Hero, that, if only for marketing purposes, I should probably be Full Forward. The whole “is it a guy, is it a chick” thing just doesn’t seem to have worked as you had promised.

 

[GWS Goose]

This thread has been a rollercoaster of banter, serious discussion and intelligent debate.

Wtf

On an extremely diverse range of subject matter

 

[Taylor]

On an extremely diverse range of subject matter

Yeah while managing to stay away from abortion or climate change.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Yeah while managing to stay away from abortion or climate change.

That's on tonights menu

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

I had been thinking, now that I’m immune to fear and a proper Aussie Hero, that, if only for marketing purposes, I should probably be Full Forward. The whole “is it a guy, is it a chick” thing just doesn’t seem to have worked as you had promised.

I kicked 3 goals in the only Q of FF I've played this season. STAY IN YOUR ******* LANE

 

[Far Kern]

That's on tonights menu

Roast Foetus? My favourite.

 

[Taylor]

That's on tonights menu

Not here. More birthday cake and satay chicken.

My mum is a monster. She feeds my kids nothing but chips, nuggets, hash browns and cake when they are over there and my youngest decides that's how he wants it to be all the time.

Hence the cake.

 

[okeydoke7]

Missing my own 300th game was a travesty. I have missed a golden opportunity, perhaps the best one yet, to blow my own trumpet.

Nonetheless my CV needs updating.

My season starts today. Time to kick 9 goals.

 

[Taylor]

Roast Foetus? My favourite.

Isn't that a touch on the nose for you?

 

[Far Kern]

I kicked 3 goals in the only Q of FF I've played this season. STAY IN YOUR ******* LANE

It’s my fault. I sincerely apologise. We were never going to be able to sell memberships on the basis of gender ambiguity. Sorry, at twelve your life has already gone past you.

 

[Far Kern]

Isn't that a touch on the nose for you?

Yeah I’ve already gone with Israel, now I’m tripling down on abortion and gender. I might head over to the Port board and hate on Ken, safely, for a bit.

 

[Taylor]

Yeah I’ve already gone with Israel, now I’m tripling down on abortion and gender. I might head over to the Port board and hate on Ken, safely, for a bit.

You're like a kid with nunchucks that is just as likely to hurt someone else as they are to land a blow on themselves

 

[Far Kern]

Missing my own 300th game was a travesty. I have missed a golden opportunity, perhaps the best one yet, to blow my own trumpet.

Nonetheless my CV needs updating.

My season starts today. Time to kick 9 goals.

Congratulations.

You must either be incredibly patient or have no friends at all to achieve such a milestone.

 

[Far Kern]

You're like a kid with nunchucks that is just as likely to hurt someone else as they are to land a blow on themselves

I just swing away and let loose. Freeform absurdity with the occasional serious bit.

 

[StFly]

Roast Foetus? My favourite.

Egg isn't that bad, goes well with bacon and toast which also goes well with yeast byproducts which trends to commercialisation and globalisation which ties into Iraelie trips as part of the globe.

Isn't that a touch on the nose for you?

A delicacy depending where you go, beats having a random assortment of beetles for protein.

 

[haydo]

Never would have thought I'd ever see a Gumbies match hit 100k posts

 

[Far Kern]

Never would have thought I'd ever see a Gumbies match hit 100k posts

TalkingFootyNow1223 does have an excellent avatar.

 

[philreich]

This thread has been a rollercoaster of banter, serious discussion and intelligent debate.

Wtf

Just think towards next week, when you play the Bombers - double the banter, and at best half the intelligence .

 

[TalkingFootyNow1223]

TalkingFootyNow1223 does have an excellent avatar.

I fully endorse that comment

 

[akkaps]

Missing my own 300th game was a travesty. I have missed a golden opportunity, perhaps the best one yet, to blow my own trumpet.

Nothing wrong with a little self sucking.

 

[Taylor]

Just think towards next week, when you play the Bombers - double the banter, and at best half the intelligence .

I haven't looked ahead on the fixture at all, one week at a time and all that

 

[philreich]

It's the Swamprat way. We have fun, we discuss intrersting topics, but at the end of the day, we all hang s**t on Far Kern and his deplorable defensive performances

And until now, he hasn't had the decency to be present while we've been abusing him: how rude!!!

 

[akkaps]

Never would have thought I'd ever see a Gumbies match hit 100k posts

You know 100k is 100,000. I doubt we'll ever see a match thread hit 100,000 posts. Considering there is a limit of 25k per thread on BigFooty.

 

[Far Kern]

Nothing wrong with a little self sucking.

Can you reach? I am so ******* jealous, and respect you just the tiniest bit now.