Official Match Thread Season 29 Round 8 - Coney Island Warriors vs Gumbies FFC at Van Cortlandt Park

[philreich]

With more and more countries in lock down and the world bringing out the best and worst in people, not even qooty is immune. Players from all teams have been spotted by Ding's cameras hitting the social scene, whilst some have diligently stayed home stocking up on toilet paper and buying shares in Uber Eats.

Can you trust your own teammates? What do you really know about your opposition? Qooty has almost become secondary in these extreme times. Let's take a look at some of the shenanigans.

Camera one - pantsredacted and haydo caught in the spa with Turbo - compromised



Camera two - harry000 caught at a mardi gras - compromised



Camera three- Rodney Dangerfield was caught at a restaurant - compromised


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Last Week
The Wazzas (3 wins 4 losses) lost by 1 point to the Royals in a nail biter. pantsredacted, Tonga Bob and comewhatmay were the Wazza's best along with BEEG who kicked 5.

The Gumbies (0 wins, 6 losses, 1 draw) lead in the last quarter against the Demons but couldn't keep going. Barrybran and GWS Goose were very good and okeydoke7 kicked 5.

Prediction
Have to go with the form and the Wazzas to win comfortably.

Captains, please remember to post your team sheets in the Official Team Sheet thread by 11.59pm Thursday AEDT

 

[Tonga Bob]

Welcome anthropomorphic plasticine things!

 

[StFly]

Welcome anthropomorphic plasticine things!

Greetings overcompensated generic mammalian archetype.

 

[Jivlain]

Welcome anthropomorphic plasticine things!

You have orange badges, clearly from NSW. I'm just going to spray you with alcohol.

 

[haydo]

I am beginning for a win this week, I have even forgotten the words to our team song

 

[GWS Goose]

As I'm yet to taste success in the SFA it is getting harder and harder to enter these threads with confidence. But here we.are, I feel this is the week the new look Gumbies come of age.... Please please let us win

 

[StFly]

I am beginning for a win this week, I have even forgotten the words to our team song

Sung in C minor with a minor dressed as a miner.

We were once a little lame, Gumbies.
Then we surpassed and engaged the parade, Gumbies!
No matter rain, nor shine, nor reason then deivined,
If we have 4 points, they're gone, vanished, denied.

Then it's an Irish jig for the new starters to an off tune accordion since Pokey sat on it once and we CBF fixing it, and if they fail any of the predetermined steps they are poached by other clubs with less stringent entry requirements, beause if you can't dance then you're no friend of mine.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Greetings overcompensated generic mammalian archetype.

That’s Mr Overcompensated Generic Mammalian Archetype, thank you.

 

[Jivlain]

Thanks to Ant Bear for his valuable contributions to the SFA contingency planning process

 

[Tonga Bob]

You have orange badges, clearly from NSW. I'm just going to spray you with alcohol.

Yeah I guess the Tongan part of my name can be misleading huh? Warn me before you spray though, so I can open my mouth like old mate from the Reach adverts.

 

[StFly]

That’s Mr Overcompensated Generic Mammalian Archetype, thank you.

Imitation is the greater form of flattery, also, with seniority comes the no u response, whippersnapper.

 

[Dav]

Have to go with the form and the Wazzas to win comfortably.

Tfw the winless Gumbies have more points in the last month than us.

 

[GWS Goose]

Tfw the winless Gumbies have more points in the last month than us.

Clash of the Titans...

 

[philreich]

Tfw the winless Gumbies have more points in the last month than us.

You see, your problem is that you're trying to apply logic to the sim. It'd be more logical to try to understand a woman........

 

[StFly]

Tfw the winless Gumbies have more points in the last month than us.

Congratulations are in order then, for surpassing your monthly points on your way to defeating us in yet another quarter of nada where you skip out to a 10 goal lead, we fail to rail it in and fall by 3 goals, 113 to 94.

 

[Tonga Bob]

You see, your problem is that you're trying to apply logic to the sim. It'd be more logical to try to understand a woman........

So is the sim more like a refrigerator or more like a beer?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Imitation is the greater form of flattery, also, with seniority comes the no u response, whippersnapper.

Oh God not another entitled ’veteran’. Sorry to break the bad news to you but the ANZAC Day March has been cancelled.

 

[StFly]

Oh God not another entitled ’veteran’. Sorry to break the bad news to you but the ANZAC Day March has been cancelled.

Yeah nah, I leave that to the others, but I do like the leap on you, it's a shame you simply forgot to look beforehand, understandable, but a shame nonetheless.

 

[RelaxMax]

You see, your problem is that you're trying to apply logic to the sim. It'd be more logical to try to understand a woman........

Warriors win win

 

[philreich]

So is the sim more like a refrigerator or more like a beer?

Reminds me of the difference between a single man and a married man. A single man comes home, sees what's in the fridge and then goes to bed. A married man comes home, sees what's in the bed and then goes to the fridge.

 

[Dav]

Barrybran I miss you.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Well done warriors, too good.

 

[beez]

I am beginning for a win this week, I have even forgotten the words to our team song

As I'm yet to taste success in the SFA it is getting harder and harder to enter these threads with confidence. But here we.are, I feel this is the week the new look Gumbies come of age.... Please please let us win

Stop being so selfish.

I have worked hard for my 14 match streak. I don't need you guys coming in praying to the qooty gods for a miracle.

 

[zackah]

As a gesture of goodwill I am offering free hugs to all Gumbies players in advance of Sunday's game.

#zackahVID-19

 

[beez]

Oh God not another entitled ’veteran’. Sorry to break the bad news to you but the ANZAC Day March has been cancelled.

Hello. I'm an entitled veteran, too.

If you flogs don't win I'm going to hold TiF personally responsibly and will not vote for him in my medal.