Official Match Thread Season 29 Round 8 - Dragons FFC vs Gold City Royals at Ljp86’s Lair

[Dingster]

Dragons FFC vs Gold City Royals
at Ljp86’s Lair - Round 8

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With more and more countries in lock down and the world bringing out the best and worst in people, not even qooty is immune. Players from all teams been spotted by my cameras hitting the social scene whilst some have diligently stayed home stocking up on toilet paper and buying shares in Uber Eats.

Can you trust your own teammates? What do you really know about your opposition? Qooty has almost become secondary in these extreme times. Lets take a look at some of the shenanigans.

Camera one - The Filth Wizard and Strigoi caught in the spa with Turbo - compromised



Camera two - Cold Sober caught at a cosplay event - compromised



Camera three- Blacky caught at a protest rally- compromised



Last Week
The Dragons (4 wins 3 losses) didn't handle the conditions as well as the Furies. Knifey Spoony and rookie Maylandsman tried hard and Hatchy1992 did well to kick 3 goals with limited opportunities.

The Royals (3 wins, 4 losses) won a nail biter by 1 point against the Wazzas. GreyCrow was BOG and was well supported by Cesoir and CakeEater. The Filth Wizard was superb with 7 goals.

Prediction
Looking forward to another tight game with the Royals to win by 2 points.

Captains, please remember to post your team sheets in the Official Team Sheet thread by 11.59pm Thursday AEDT

 

[GreyCrow]

Captain kicks 7 and still cant get BOG

Brushes shoulders

 

[GreyCrow]

Corona means Crown

Crown means Royals

Royals mean closed breeding

Bring it on Wuhan Dragons we live for a closed palace

 

[CakeEater]

Hi Dragons,
Looking forward to a week of inactivity from you.

 

[CakeEater]

Captain kicks 7 and still cant get BOG

Brushes shoulders

You were dominant that day though

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Right on Dragons.

Nice to be back at the former Dragon Island, I remember the first time I was in Ljp86's lair, just off the bus as a fresh faced rookie in S16, looking for my first opportunity. Let's just say it would have made JWS go red.

So yeah, we owe you one. Still stinging after last seasons finals exit and watching you go all the way stung even more. At least something finally me and AceAndy have in common, we're both muscular.

Here are the new Royals. They're doing ok. Not so much onfield but it's a different outfit to previous seasons. Fun, sexy. Present. I love 'em.

04137562. Marlowe
007. GreyCrow
1. Smartys Power
2. Paddles_
3. Kapow!!!
5. ShaunDuggan
6. HawkPatrol
7. Cesoir
8. Easty
12. Ulahoopski
13. Noobz0r
17. boondy
18. spookism
22. Kennedy Parker
23. The Filth Wizard
23.5 MrPremiership
30. grumbleguts
31. Blacky
42. brahj
50. NTRabbit
51. CakeEater
69. miggs
97. Dennis Confetti
TBC. The acurate one

 

[Knifey Spoony]

Hi Royals,

Bold decision to delist Harry and Meaghan but I commend you for it

Heres to a good week!

 

[CakeEater]

Hi Royals,

Bold decision to delist Harry and Meaghan but I commend you for it

Heres to a good week!

It suits us though

 

[AceAndy]

Dragons FFC vs Gold City Royals
at Ljp86’s Lair - Round 8

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With more and more countries in lock down and the world bringing out the best and worst in people, not even qooty is immune. Players from all teams been spotted by my cameras hitting the social scene whilst some have diligently stayed home stocking up on toilet paper and buying shares in Uber Eats.

Can you trust your own teammates? What do you really know about your opposition? Qooty has almost become secondary in these extreme times. Lets take a look at some of the shenanigans.

Camera one - The Filth Wizard and Strigoi caught in the spa with Turbo - compromised

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Camera two - Cold Sober caught at a cosplay event - compromised

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Camera three- Blacky caught at a protest rally- compromised

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Last Week
The Dragons (4 wins 3 losses) didn't handle the conditions as well as the Furies. Knifey Spoony and rookie Maylandsman tried hard and Hatchy1992 did well to kick 3 goals with limited opportunities.

The Royals (3 wins, 4 losses) won a nail biter by 1 point against the Wazzas. GreyCrow was BOG and was well supported by Cesoir and CakeEater. The Filth Wizard was superb with 7 goals.

Prediction
Looking forward to another tight game with the Royals to win by 2 points.

Captains, please remember to post your team sheets in the Official Team Sheet thread by 11.59pm Thursday AEDT

Strigoi what is going on here ???

 

[Dingster]

Strigoi what is going on here ???

Lol @ Cold Sober. Who new hey.

 

[spookism]

Sup

 

[Marlowe]

The Sweet FA turns, and ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legends fade to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the posters that gave it birth come again. In one Age, called the nWo by some, an Age yet to come, an Age long pass, a wind rose on Dragon Island. The wind was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings or endings in the Sweet FA, but it was an ending - the last time the Dragons had active posters.

 

[AceAndy]

Lol @ Cold Sober. Who new hey.

Still trying to work out the costume / character ? Sailor Moon ?

 

[Cesoir]

Strong lineup. Can't see that team being beaten...

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Hi Royals,

Bold decision to delist Harry and Meaghan but I commend you for it

Heres to a good week!

They never posted and then Harry got pissed when I moved him to the back pocket.

 

[Cesoir]

They never posted and then Harry got pissed when I moved him to the back pocket.

If he got pissed he should have fitted right in. Oh, you mean pissed off?

 

[Knifey Spoony]

They never posted and then Harry got pissed when I moved him to the back pocket.

I heard they still want to keep the Royals badge on their profile. Very entitled behaviour

 

[GreyCrow]

They never posted and then Harry got pissed when I moved him to the back pocket.

I heard Meghan demanded you not play her and posted pr0n pictures of Will and Pippa and that beautiful beautiful backside of Miss Middleton after you refused to back down

 

[Marlowe]

We didn't delist Meghan. Last I checked Blacky is still on the team.





I'd like to apologize in advance for this post. And I think Meghan seems really nice and what's happening to her in the media is rather unfair.

 

[AceAndy]

Right on Dragons.

Nice to be back at the former Dragon Island, I remember the first time I was in Ljp86's lair, just off the bus as a fresh faced rookie in S16, looking for my first opportunity. Let's just say it would have made JWS go red.

So yeah, we owe you one. Still stinging after last seasons finals exit and watching you go all the way stung even more. At least something finally me and AceAndy have in common, we're both muscular.

Here are the new Royals. They're doing ok. Not so much onfield but it's a different outfit to previous seasons. Fun, sexy. Present. I love 'em.

04137562. Marlowe
007. GreyCrow
1. Smartys Power
2. Paddles_
3. Kapow!!!
5. ShaunDuggan
6. HawkPatrol
7. Cesoir
8. Easty
12. Ulahoopski
13. Noobz0r
17. boondy
18. spookism
22. Kennedy Parker
23. The Filth Wizard
23.5 MrPremiership
30. grumbleguts
31. Blacky
42. brahjto fit an
50. NTRabbit
51. CakeEater
69. miggs
97. Dennis Confetti
TBC. The acurate one

Blimey how big a jumper would you need to fit an eight digit number Marlowe ?

 

[Cold Sober]

Lol @ Cold Sober. Who new hey.

Haha ******* haha Ding.

 

[Marlowe]

Blimey how big a jumper would you need to fit an eight digit number Marlowe ?

My uniform fits just fine, thanks for asking, Andy.

 

[Knifey Spoony]

Blimey how big a jumper would you need to fit an eight digit number Marlowe ?

Just had an idea
Step 1: put phone number on back of jumper
Step 2: play great qooty, impressing fans who could be potential lovers (and maybe sponsorship etc)
Step 3: get bulk calls from interested parties
Step 4: profit

 

[Cold Sober]

You seem to be laughing a lot tonight Ace, hope you're not sampling the merchandise.

 

[Marlowe]

Just had an idea
Step 1: put phone number on back of jumper
Step 2: play great qooty, impressing fans who could be potential lovers (and maybe sponsorship etc)
Step 3: get bulk calls from interested parties
Step 4: profit

Step 5: get sued by Marlowe for stealing his idea.
Step 6: win the lawsuit because Matera92 represents you pro bono as he's still peeved about me facetiously condescending to him in yesterday's Batman discussion.
Step 7: use the profits to lure active posters.