Official Match Thread Season 30 R14: Fighting Furies vs Roys FFC at rfctigerarmy's Hippodrome (MOTR)

[JackBero]

Hi f*ckers. I just woke up in a dumpster. Where did the last two weeks go?
Did Port win the flag?

yup
ken hinkley is a hero

 

[Bastyy]

One for the history books!
@Dingster we've got another one. Did we print enough membership cards? I feel like we're running short.

Were only 5 membership cards printed?

 

[Mooch]

I was clutching that nerdy fan art pillow that Mister M has.
I still don't know what those white crusty bits were though…

Probably best not to ask. Just assume it was sugar. Damp sugar.

 

[Rioli8217]

meh

Oh *
Oh no
TJ
this is bad.

 

[Supersuns]

One for the history books!
@Dingster we've got another one. Did we print enough membership cards? I feel like we're running short.

That will be 2 membership cards, anywhere Bastyy goes you are sure to have Mister M there as well!

 

[TJASTA]

 

[Piggy Smalls]

I scored 0 Dream Team points at one point last year, forward pocket is a hard life

Sure is... Maybe I’ve been judging Brandon Matera

3

Brandon Matera

Age

32

Ht

175cm

Wt

76kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.4

4star

K

9.9

4star

HB

4.5

3star

M

3.7

4star

T

2.3

4star

G

1.3

5star

D

6.3

1star

K

5.0

2star

HB

1.3

1star

M

2.0

2star

T

2.5

3star

G

0.8

4star

D

11.8

3star

K

7.4

3star

HB

4.4

4star

M

2.2

3star

T

2.4

4star

G

1.4

5star

too harshly

 

[Bastyy]

That will be 2 membership cards, anywhere Bastyy goes you are sure to have Mister M there as well!

He's been running off on his own a lot more to go engage with your S30 crop of rookies, they grow up so fast...

 

[TJASTA]

Oh fu**
Oh no
TJ
this is bad.

yeah seems like i have shot the poor guy confidence
he would fit in at the dragons tho, the guy like no sugar coke because he has no fizz

 

[Rioli8217]

Probably best not to ask. Just assume it was sugar. Damp sugar.

Nah it wasn't sugar when I gave it a lick, it was more salty, and trust me I know what salt tastes like, especially salt from the West Coast of Australia.

 

[JackBero]

TedDougChris WAKE UP AND GET EXCITED

 

[Supersuns]

He's been running off on his own a lot more to go engage with your S30 crop of rookies, they grow up so fast...

It really pulls at the heart strings

 

[Piggy Smalls]

yeah seems like i have shot the poor guy confidence
he would fit in at the dragons tho, the guy like no sugar coke because he has no fizz

Wouldn’t that be Coke No C02?

 

[Supersuns]

yeah seems like i have shot the poor guy confidence
he would fit in at the dragons tho, the guy like no sugar coke because he has no fizz

I prefer Pepsi

 

[Rioli8217]

yeah seems like i have shot the poor guy confidence
he would fit in at the dragons tho, the guy like no sugar coke because he has no fizz

That burn is going to require the application of cold water!
High 4 bro!

 

[Piggy Smalls]

Wouldn’t that be Coke No C02?

Being like Coke No Sugar is just to be s**t and liked by nobody

 

[TJASTA]

Wouldn’t that be Coke No C02?

i don't know
i did not learn science in cow tipping school

 

[Bastyy]

i don't know
i did not learn science in cow tipping school

I learnt how to tip cows by watching Cars

 

[Mooch]

Were only 5 membership cards printed?

We have 5 different levels of membership ranging from Interested Onlooker to Henchman. Each level has its own set of rights and responsibilities.

 

[PMBangers]

That will be 2 membership cards, anywhere Bastyy goes you are sure to have Mister M there as well!

Can you blame Mister M though? Merely being around the great man gives you a 20% boost of Qooty skill

 

[Piggy Smalls]

i don't know
i did not learn science in cow tipping school

I reckon those fancy schools are overrated anyway. My sister sends her kids to Rockingham High School, fancy b*tch...

 

[GremioPower]

GremioPower please note for future reference

 

[Bastyy]

We have 5 different levels of membership ranging from Interested Onlooker to Henchman. Each level has its own set of rights and responsibilities.

Well sign me up under "Extremely interested onlooker" and I'll work my way up the ladder to Henchman

 

[Rioli8217]

I prefer Pepsi

I prefer dew from the mountain

 

[Mooch]

Nah it wasn't sugar when I gave it a lick, it was more salty, and trust me I know what salt tastes like, especially salt from the West Coast of Australia.

I heard there's a lot of it over there right now.