Official Match Thread Season 30 Round 2 - Dragons FFC vs Coney Island Warriors at Ljp86's Lair

[Blaze Storm]

I don't know who you are bud.

That's ok, you won't know who many people are after the flogging you'll get this weekend.

 

[Blaze Storm]

So who's who here rookie wise?

Which ones were with the awfully named one with the sh*t list and the flakey skipper and which ones were with the terribly branded one with the sh*t list and the flakey skipper?

I can't keep track of you all.

It's ok, your carers will be by soon, and the bad men won't scare you any more.

 

[pantskyle]

Then I trust you to operate on me

How big do you want your boobs to be?

 

[Blaze Storm]

Nearly 600 posts already

Umm....hi?

Disappointing, zackah....

 

[pantskyle]

That's ok, you won't know who many people are after the flogging you'll get this weekend.

Wow can't I go a week without being threatened with physical violence or doxxed on this board.

 

[zackah]

Disappointing, zackah....

So is your face.


Yep, haven't lost my touch

 

[Matt_352]

Wow can't I go a week without being threatened with physical violence or doxxed on this board.

Id be more concerned with the emotional trauma you will receive when you get flogged this week

 

[Matt_352]

So is your face.


Yep, haven't lost my touch

Sure....

 

[Blaze Storm]

Wow can't I go a week without being threatened with physical violence or doxxed on this board.

That wasn't a threat, it was just an assumption based on your diary entry about visiting a dominatrix for "utensil flattening" whatever that is...

 

[Blaze Storm]

So is your face.


Yep, haven't lost my touch

Brah, uncalled for. I am alerting the police.

 

[pantskyle]

Id be more concerned with the emotional trauma you will receive when you get flogged this week

I don't think this league has ever had a decent poster with Matt in their username.

 

[pantskyle]

That wasn't a threat, it was just an assumption based on your diary entry about visiting a dominatrix for "utensil flattening" whatever that is...

Stay out of my room.

 

[serial_thrilla]

How big do you want your boobs to be?

Are you a qualified horse surgeon though?

 

[Blaze Storm]

Stay out of my room.

You're not my real dad

 

[VandoHawk]

How big do you want your boobs to be?

The size of your ego please

Are you a qualified horse surgeon though?
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He did a fantastic job. I feel like a brand new man woman

 

[Blaze Storm]

Are you a qualified horse surgeon though?
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qualified schmolified

 

[serial_thrilla]

The size of your ego please



He did a fantastic job. I feel like a brand new man woman

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I hate to think what else popped up when you typed that into Google image search...

 

[VandoHawk]

I hate to think what else popped up when you typed that into Google image search...

I’m not going to lie to you this was the most PG option I could find

 

[Knifey Spoony]

CRAP

Option 3?

 

[BEEG]

Hey BEEG you still playing Full Forward ?

Not this season mate getting a run in the guts

You still on the bench?

 

[AceAndy]

Not this season mate getting a run in the guts

You still on the bench?

I have worked my way up to half back flank.

 

[BEEG]

I have worked my way up to half back flank.

Nice play the seagull Docherty role

 

[Knifey Spoony]

Not this season mate getting a run in the guts

You still on the bench?

I hope you are not slandering the bench there BEEG

 

[Tonga Bob]

That wasn't a threat, it was just an assumption based on your diary entry about visiting a dominatrix for "utensil flattening" whatever that is...

[ Tigerturbulance likes this]

 

[Tonga Bob]

The size of your ego please



He did a fantastic job. I feel like a brand new man woman

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Whatever you do Doctor Colossus, don’t give him vocal cords. He’s liable to say anything.