Official Match Thread Season 30 Round 2 - Dragons FFC vs Coney Island Warriors at Ljp86's Lair

[Tonga Bob]

I literally know nothing about yeet.
I don't know if I m too young, too old or too something else to have missed this

Doesn't sound very yeety to me.

 

[Dinsdale]

Why not? Are you a seer? Because if you are I can save myself a bus fare.

Because I'm a seer.
yes, I just told you that.
Good idea.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Because I'm a seer.
yes, I just told you that.
Good idea.

You predict the future AND brew beer? You're a true Renaissance Man!

 

[Dinsdale]

You predict the future AND brew beer? You're a true Renaissance Man!

60% of the time I'm right every time

 

[A Swallow]

cant see us losing this TBH

Love this. Quoted for prosperity.

 

[A Swallow]

Safe or dangerous?

This is how I consume anything. Two minute noodles; just take a bite of the dry noodles and pour water from kettle straight into your mouth. Good to go

 

[Knifey Spoony]

cant see us losing this TBH

May I suggest you get your vision checked

 

[Knifey Spoony]

You promised you wouldn’t share this with anyone

This is how I consume anything. Two minute noodles; just take a bite of the dry noodles and pour water from kettle straight into your mouth. Good to go

I just think you are an impressive individual

 

[Dinsdale]

May I suggest you get your vision checked
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my vision is fine, is that your car?

 

[A Swallow]

I just think you are an impressive individual

Well that’s a matter of perspective I suppose. The missus always thinks the water is too cold when she hops into the shower with me.

 

[HawkAussie]

Well that’s a matter of perspective I suppose. The missus always thinks the water is too cold when she hops into the shower with me.

Didn't she know what personal space is or something.

 

[pantskyle]

my vision is fine, is that your car?

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Please don't doxx Grand Uncle Horace

 

[Knifey Spoony]

my vision is fine, is that your car?

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That's the last time I let the Warriors find me on Car Next Door

 

[Knifey Spoony]

Alright folks, might be my last day of work for six weeks so I should go actually contribute, have a good day x

 

[Gosaints12]

I know you, you're the eAFL guy.

'Carsile'

That’s gotta be put in folk history


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[A Swallow]

Didn't she know what personal space is or something.

Depending on what mood she is in, I’m happy for her to join me in the shower

 

[T2B_]

I also can't see us losing TBH.

So either Dins and I are just being blustering flogbags and one will be wrong, or the universe will implode. Either or, I guess.

Well that’s a matter of perspective I suppose. The missus always thinks the water is too cold when she hops into the shower with me.

My missus always thinks it's cold when she sees my.... wait.

 

[A Swallow]

I also can't see us losing TBH.

So either Dins and I are just being blustering flogbags and one will be wrong, or the universe will implode. Either or, I guess.


My missus always thinks it's cold when she sees my.... wait.

Well I can’t help with that. Maybe join the Bombers, they seem to think they can swing it around their heads whenever they like

 

[Hatchy1992]

Whose brilliant idea was it to leave a time consuming assessment to the last 3 days?

 

[T2B_]

Whose brilliant idea was it to leave a time consuming assessment to the last 3 days?

Just show them your stats sheet from your last Qooty match and play up its importance to your future sports prospects, I'm sure they'll understand.

 

[Mobbs]

Hi Dragons and Warriors. This week I'll be producing a road (well, water and road) trip video to encapsulate the commute involved in this upcoming match. For these purposes, I am trying very, very hard to build at least a facade of suburbia for the entirety of the route (except on the water, duh).

I thought the Warriors folks might like to see the new construction at ye olde VCP, with an additional stand (with indoor viewing underneath) and some entry booths and shop alongside.

I've added a historical infoboard denoting the various tenants at the VCP over the seasons, which went through various name changes before ultimately reverting to its municipal title when the CIW took up tenure.

Hope it's of interest.

 

[Hatchy1992]

Just show them your stats sheet from your last Qooty match and play up its importance to your future sports prospects, I'm sure they'll understand.

Special consideration application worked very well the last time I tried

 

[Tonga Bob]

Hi Dragons and Warriors. This week I'll be producing a road (well, water and road) trip video to encapsulate the commute involved in this upcoming match. For these purposes, I am trying very, very hard to build at least a facade of suburbia for the entirety of the route (except on the water, duh).

I thought the Warriors folks might like to see the new construction at ye olde VCP, with an additional stand (with indoor viewing underneath) and some entry booths and shop alongside.

I've added a historical infoboard denoting the various tenants at the VCP over the seasons, which went through various name changes before ultimately reverting to its municipal title when the CIW took up tenure.

Hope it's of interest.

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Wow! How many Whore Trees do we have?

 

[Mobbs]

Wow! How many Whore Trees do we have?

You can see the Whore Tree in the 3rd image. yes there are other trees merged into it from behind. But only the one at front carries this name.

 

[Blaze Storm]

cant see us losing this TBH

Holy s**t are you still alive? I could have sworn you must have accidentally hurt yourself on your over abundance of edge by now.

Like you are edgier than an emo knife in a papercut factory.