Official Match Thread Season 30 Round 2 - Fighting Furies vs Sin City Swamprats at rfctigerarmy's Hippodrome

[Ant Bear]

fu**, who puts up Monday OPs.

What a campaigner.

Wait until the Festival Of Qooty, how do you go off 4 day breaks?

 

[Hate]

LOL the hapless reigning premiers. Nice one Halfy.....

By the way - we're only 1 win off top spot, so I'm making a captain's call: it's a little early to be throwing in the towel.

Throw it already. SarahSmiles has already 'had an accident' and made a mess that needs cleaning up in isle 2.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

fu** up

I am sad.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Throw it already. SarahSmiles has already 'had an accident' and made a mess that needs cleaning up in isle 2.

I walked into a shelf and knocked off a few bottles of coke. So what?!? It was just that, an accident!

 

[philreich]

Not SFA related, but I'm just putting it out there:

* Port's last win - 3 August, 2020
* Adelaide's last win - 3 August, 2019 .

 

[Edmund hunt]

May as well give us the W NOW.

 

[Sterge]

Not SFA related, but I'm just putting it out there:

* Port's last win - 3 August, 2020
* Adelaide's last win - 3 August, 2019 .

Omg it goes even further

Last time port were embarassed in a grand final 29 September, 2007
Last time Adelaide were embarassed in a grand final 30 September, 2017

 

[TJASTA]

Omg it goes even further

Last time port were embarassed in a grand final 29 September, 2007
Last time Adelaide were embarassed in a grand final 30 September, 2017

 

[Edmund hunt]

Omg it goes even further

Last time port were embarassed in a grand final 29 September, 2007
Last time Adelaide were embarassed in a grand final 30 September, 2017

last Time port won a grand final: 2004
last time Crows won a grand final 1994
last time Swans won a grade final: 2012

 

[Sparkle]

Howdy Furies, how's things?

I'm proud to say that I've put together a new pre-game plan which should help carry me through the match. I'll now have two Coke Vanillas prior to the match, and three after

 

[Hate]

Not SFA related, but I'm just putting it out there:

* Port's last win - 3 August, 2020
* Adelaide's last win - 3 August, 2019 .

Wow phil, that is really interesting.

 

[jackster83]

Never seen an OP so elegantly describe how sh*t a team is.

If there's one thing we can all agree on, it's how s**t the Bombers are.

 

[Sparkle]

Welcome to the Hippodrome and please help your rat selves to a fine selection of nibbles in our dumpster out the back.

Just don't nibble on our rook Mister M as he is asleep in the dumpster and wont like being woken up this late at night.

Appreciate the hospitality, thank you

I'll make sure we put out a platter when we next player each other. How much of said platter will be left by the time you and the Furies arrive, who knows

 

[jackster83]

Wait until the Festival Of Qooty, how do you go off 4 day breaks?

There'd be no need to sober up.

 

[Senor M]

Welcome to the Hippodrome and please help your rat selves to a fine selection of nibbles in our dumpster out the back.

Just don't nibble on our rook Mister M as he is asleep in the dumpster and wont like being woken up this late at night.

I'm still awake---- have had to fight with a rat (a Dumpster Rat-- not a Swamprat) to get my left sock back. He stole it while I was reading this evening.

But yes--- Welcome Swamprats! There's plenty of food in the dumpster. If you can't find your preferred delicacy; let me know & I'll see what I can find you.

While you're here--- Bastyy is correct. The elections for Treasurer of the Bastyy Fan Club are being held on Thursday night in the Car Park @ 7:15pm. Everyone is welcome; but you are required to submit your nomination form beforehand to demonstrate if you are capable of fulfilling such an important role.

 

[The Half Back]

fu**, who puts up Monday OPs.

What a campaigner.

Tigerturbulance, I would like to nominate for the mid-season trade period.

 

[Sparkle]

I'm still awake---- have had to fight with a rat (a Dumpster Rat-- not a Swamprat) to get my left sock back. He stole it while I was reading this evening.

Was it a particularly nice sock? Argyle? Tartan?

And also, unless it's on your foot or is a tube sock, are left and right socks a thing?

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Tigerturbulance, I would like to nominate for the mid-season trade period.

denied

you have to put up with this lot same as me

 

[TJASTA]

last week we had katharine hepburn week, this week is gwen from total drama island week

 

[jackster83]

Howdy Furies, how's things?

I'm proud to say that I've put together a new pre-game plan which should help carry me through the match. I'll now have two Coke Vanillas prior to the match, and three after

You can keep an esky next to the interchange bench. Could knock off a 24 pack of them during the game.

 

[Power Raid]

always a fabulous week against our friends the furies!

 

[Senor M]

Was it a particularly nice sock? Argyle? Tartan?

And also, unless it's on your foot or is a tube sock, are left and right socks a thing?

It's a purple one--- my lucky left sock actually.

Have worn it for every Sweet FA game I've ever played.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Tigerturbulance, I would like to nominate for the mid-season trade period.

Don't let the door hit your arse on the way out.

 

[Sparkle]

You can keep an esky next to the interchange bench. Could knock off a 24 pack of them during the game.

I hadn't thought of that - good thinking. If I break it down to six per quarter, and then even further to one every four-five minutes, it doesn't sound too hard

GremioPower - can I slide anything into the esky for you?

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Wait until the Festival Of Qooty, how do you go off 4 day breaks?

Hello mate.

Nice av.