Official Match Thread Season 30 Round 8: Gumbies FFC vs Dragons FFC at The House Of Gumby

[The Half Back]

"Hey siri, who is playing in the SFA this week?"

"Here is the list of matches this weekend in the SFA"



"Give me more information on the Gumbies vs Dragons game"

"Ok. Here is a match report by The Half Back"



The Gumbies FFC (2-5, 9th) are playing host to the Dragons FFC (5-2, 4th) in this round 8 clash. The Gumbies are coming off a confidence boosting smashing of the Hawks last week, snapping their two game skid, whilst the Dragons fast finishing got them the points over the Bears in what was their third straight win.

The Gumbies seem to be a quality outfit in the posting department, however it is their qootballing skills that seem to be lacking at this point in time. Expect captain Barrybran to step up this week and get their season back on track with another big win. For the Dragons, it is the complete opposite, taking care of business on field, but struggling to find many quality posters to fill in the rest of the week.

Dragons by 31.​

 

[Barrybran]

Expect captain @Barrybran to step up this week and get their season back on track with another big win

You heard it here first, AceAndy. Five goals for Baz this week.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Hello Gumbies. I hope your keyboards are warmed up for this week.

 

[Matt_352]

"Hey siri, who is playing in the SFA this week?"

"Here is the list of matches this weekend in the SFA"

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"Give me more information on the Gumbies vs Dragons game"

"Ok. Here is a match report by The Half Back"

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The Gumbies FFC (2-5, 9th) are playing host to the Dragons FFC (5-2, 4th) in this round 8 clash. The Gumbies are coming off a confidence boosting smashing of the Hawks last week, snapping their two game skid, whilst the Dragons fast finishing got them the points over the Bears in what was their third straight win.

The Gumbies seem to be a quality outfit in the posting department, however it is their qootballing skills that seem to be lacking at this point in time. Expect captain Barrybran to step up this week and get their season back on track with another big win. For the Dragons, it is the complete opposite, taking care of business on field, but struggling to find many quality posters to fill in the rest of the week.

Dragons by 31.​

Don't know wtf you're talking about lack of quality posters The Half Back

 

[Matt_352]

Hello Gumbies, I am looking forward to a fun week full of bantz.

 

[serial_thrilla]

For the Dragons, it is the complete opposite, taking care of business on field, but struggling to find many quality posters to fill in the rest of the week.​

How rude, HB!!
I'll have you know that we at the Dragons provide a combination of quantity AND quality in our match threads. Did you see MC Bad Genius's guacamole challenge last week? Amazing content!

 

[Matt_352]

Also Collingwood are now locked into finals!!!!! WooooooHoooooo!!!!!!

 

[Hatchy1992]

"Hey siri, who is playing in the SFA this week?"

"Here is the list of matches this weekend in the SFA"

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"Give me more information on the Gumbies vs Dragons game"

"Ok. Here is a match report by The Half Back"

View attachment 961539View attachment 961540

The Gumbies FFC (2-5, 9th) are playing host to the Dragons FFC (5-2, 4th) in this round 8 clash. The Gumbies are coming off a confidence boosting smashing of the Hawks last week, snapping their two game skid, whilst the Dragons fast finishing got them the points over the Bears in what was their third straight win.

The Gumbies seem to be a quality outfit in the posting department, however it is their qootballing skills that seem to be lacking at this point in time. Expect captain Barrybran to step up this week and get their season back on track with another big win. For the Dragons, it is the complete opposite, taking care of business on field, but struggling to find many quality posters to fill in the rest of the week.

Dragons by 31.​

Struggling to find quality posters? I don't think you know what you're talking about.

 

[Matt_352]

How rude, HB!!
I'll have you know that we are the Dragons provide a combination of quantity AND quality in our match threads. Did you see MC Bad Genius's guacamole challenge last week? Amazing content!

Guacamole is a very serious subject

 

[serial_thrilla]

You heard it here first, AceAndy. Five goals for Baz this week.

Hi Baz. What's this I hear about some rookie stealing the Gumbo captaincy off you last week?

 

[Genghis Tron]

Lizards.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Lizards.

Hi ABE/TG/GT! You stay away from that Delete Account thread this week, okay?

 

[Matt_352]

Lizards.

Gumbos

 

[Barrybran]

Hi Baz. What's this I hear about some rookie stealing the Gumbo captaincy off you last week?

I've been replaced with a fridge. Not only can you log into it from the supermarket but it can elbow you in the head and write teamsheets as well.

 

[Hatchy1992]

Lizards.

Lizards? C'mon mate, you're better than that. That is what I call Warrior rubbish. Don't sink that low.

 

[Genghis Tron]

Hi ABE/TG/GT! You stay away from that Delete Account thread this week, okay?

 

[omgfridge]

Majority of the Gumbies may be late to this one. Mad Monday celebrations after our big win have left a few gumbots a bit dusty.

And yes the rumors are true, Barrybran has stepped down with myself taking the reigns. Its been my bang average performances on the wing that has got me the gig.

 

[AceAndy]

You heard it here first, AceAndy. Five goals for Baz this week.

I find that hard to believe.

 

[Matt_352]

I want to again thank my sponsor for season 30, for keeping me constantly hydrated and which I hold accountable for me finally refinding my form and turning me into a gun wingman: Tanqueray Gin.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Majority of the Gumbies may be late to this one. Mad Monday celebrations after our big win have left a few gumbots a bit dusty.

And yes the rumors are true, Barrybran has stepped down with myself taking the reigns. Its been my bang average performances on the wing that has got me the gig.

Hello Fridgey.
How good are you at making guac? Would you consider yourself elite?

 

[Genghis Tron]

Majority of the Gumbies may be late to this one. Mad Monday celebrations after our big win have left a few gumbots a bit dusty.

And yes the rumors are true, Barrybran has stepped down with myself taking the reigns. Its been my bang average performances on the wing that has got me the gig.

Oh wow I completely missed this. Congrats skipper. Well done Baz, you finally got one.

 

[omgfridge]

Hello Fridgey.
How good are you at making guac? Would you consider yourself elite?

I have no arms to use utensils so yeah sure - elite.

Oh wow I completely missed this. Congrats skipper. Well done Baz, you finally got one.

Its alright mate, please note I promoted cats2rise to VC

 

[serial_thrilla]

Say the word Barrybran, and I can solve your little problem...

 

[Barrybran]

Oh wow I completely missed this. Congrats skipper. Well done Baz, you finally got one.

I knew someone would be gullible sooner or later

 

[MC Bad Genius]

I've been replaced with a fridge. Not only can you log into it from the supermarket but it can elbow you in the head and write teamsheets as well.

Was it a bloodless coup, or something more Bombers-esque?