Official Match Thread Season 30 Second Semi-Final: Fighting Furies vs Baghdad Bombers @ rfctigerarmy's hippodrome

[The Half Back]

Any danger of me doing anything on Sunday? Only played about 7 minutes last week.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I know one thing that's embarrasing.

I won't expose you here Tones, because I'm a gentleman.

Mate it was embarrassing and that is why I did something about it and had that procedure done. Penis reduction surgery was the best thing I ever did.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

oh no.
I'm so thorry it is embarrasing.
I really value your opinion ath someone who I really know.

jk idc

I would say your LG is actually cringing but this is the Furies....

 

[Damp Squarie]

How do you know what fu**en position I played last week?!?!
I don’t even know what team you played for last week!

We played??
I didn’t think we even rocked up.

 

[Damp Squarie]

Mate it was embarrassing and that is why I did something about it and had that procedure done. Penis reduction surgery was the best thing I ever did.

Send Greg Norman the name of your surgeon will you Tone, his one wood needs a trim.

 

[Cadsky]

Any danger of me doing anything on Sunday? Only played about 7 minutes last week.

Yeah you can start by rubbing up my arms, then get me a drink and when I come off at half time you can rub down my legs and bring me a sammich

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Gooooooooooood morning!!

 

[Cadsky]

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Gooooooooooood morning!!

Is your name Jase?

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Is your name Jase?

Is your name Darrell?

 

[Cadsky]

Is your name Darrell?

It might be

 

[Santoz]

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Gooooooooooood morning!!

Those bunkers look ideal for turning you into Sir Donald Bradman.

Once he's in, he's not getting out.

 

[VeinGlorious]

Antonio BlueVein disagrees

Sssssssshhhhhhhh don’t tell them yet.

 

[VeinGlorious]

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Gooooooooooood morning!!

A magnificent day for a few holes.

Some golf in between would be alright as well I guess.

It’s funny you posted that pic, as I have a mate who is the head curator for 2 courses in my area and I was just talking to him yesterday, as I was considering renewing my membership and getting back into it. It’s been over a decade since I’ve smacked a golf ball, so I might hit the driving range first. Or one of those mini-golf things.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Those bunkers look ideal for turning you into Sir Donald Bradman.

Once he's in, he's not getting out.

I am a sand guru.

 

[The Half Back]

Yeah you can start by rubbing up my arms, then get me a drink and when I come off at half time you can rub down my legs and bring me a sammich

That’s an awful lot of rubbing. That’s what team physio’s are for, just ask Gary Rohan

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Gary Rohan

Age

32

Ht

189cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.6

2star

K

6.6

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.5

4star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.8

2star

K

6.0

2star

HB

2.8

2star

M

3.4

3star

T

2.3

3star

G

1.0

4star

D

9.8

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

4.2

5star

G

1.2

4star

.

 

[Cadsky]

That’s an awful lot of rubbing. That’s what team physio’s are for, just ask Gary Rohan

23

Gary Rohan

Age

32

Ht

189cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.6

2star

K

6.6

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.5

4star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.8

2star

K

6.0

2star

HB

2.8

2star

M

3.4

3star

T

2.3

3star

G

1.0

4star

D

9.8

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

4.2

5star

G

1.2

4star

.

I just thought you might like to keep busy while you spend the whole game on the bench. I'll have what he's having thanks

 

[The Half Back]

I just thought you might like to keep busy while you spend the whole game on the bench. I'll have what he's having thanks

Sorry mate, you’re thinking of last week. Unfortunately this week, I’m going to have to play the whole game. The boys were clearly lost without me last week.

 

[Cadsky]

Sorry mate, you’re thinking of last week. Unfortunately this week, I’m going to have to play the whole game. The boys were clearly lost without me last week.

I heard on the grape vine that Tigerturbulance was keen to keep you on the pine.

 

[The Half Back]

I heard on the grape vine that Tigerturbulance was keen to keep you on the pine.

Don’t believe everything you hear mate. The same vine told me I was playing in Baghdad next season.

 

[VeinGlorious]

Don’t believe everything you hear mate. The same vine told me I was playing in Baghdad next season.

Memes don’t lie mate.

 

[Cadsky]

Don’t believe everything you hear mate. The same vine told me I was playing in Baghdad next season.

* this vine must be psychic or something.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I heard on the grape vine that Tigerturbulance was keen to keep you on the pine.

you miss heard that, last time me and The Half Back were at Kittens I said I was keen to do a line

 

[Cadsky]

you miss heard that, last time me and The Half Back were at Kittens I said I was keen to do a line

Just 1?

 

[VeinGlorious]

you miss heard that, last time me and The Half Back were at Kittens I said I was keen to do a line

She was REALLY hot in Aquaman, but she didn’t appreciate me incessantly asking her how long she could hold her breath for.

 

[The Half Back]

Memes don’t lie mate.

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Good to see I’m looking away from the Bombers in this pic.

you miss heard that, last time me and The Half Back were at Kittens I said I was keen to do a line

Happy to rack it.