Official Match Thread Season 31, Round 15: Baghdad Bombers vs Gold City Royals at Abdu Prison

[MITS]

I'm right on your tail in the BFA premier league mate.

Right on my tail. Now I'm really starting to get the jail vibes.

 

[MITS]

I'm a reigning premiership player, dual State of Origin winning Captain and I'm about to hit 300 games on a Fantasy Football Game.

My self-esteem couldn't be any higher, and if I was kissing any more girls, I'd have to stop. You know, cause of the cooties and stuff.

Phwoar!! I didn’t realise. You could’ve just posted a photo of a sex god instead of typing all those words

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I'm a reigning premiership player, dual State of Origin winning Captain and I'm about to hit 300 games on a Fantasy Football Game.

My self-esteem couldn't be any higher, and if I was kissing any more girls, I'd have to stop. You know, cause of the cooties and stuff.

And a big West End drinker which is apt as it's like bathwater.

 

[VeinGlorious]

Well, Meet The Parents was basically the modern era Guess Who's Coming To Dinner.

I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?

Fun fact:
We have an Island over here called Negros Island, which is named for as you would think, unfortunately.

They also had a revolutionary army from the 1800's called the Kataastaasan, Kagalanggalangang Katipunan ng mga Anak ng Bayan, or the KKK for short. These were the guys who fought for independence from the Spanish and were heroes. So the Philippines have a celebratory day of the KKK, something which confuses a lot of white people.

Being part African-American, I can totally understand why those white crackers would be confused.

Wait what?

lets just do the sim early

What, no foreplay?

Unless its the famous gif of the girl riding the inflatable dolphin.

I once shared a magical evening with manangatang atop a trusty colourful unicorn.

Don’t believe me?

Fine.

who is the leader here?

Seems a nice bloke

I am, but beneath this chiseled exterior lies the heart of a narcissistic sociopath.

I’m also pulling all the strings behind the scenes here.

Not gunna lie.
Wasn't expecting mother in laws to main the main topic of the day. But, here we are.

Would you prefer we revert back to bombs, goats and Yemeni street whores (who may also double as mother in laws, for the right amount of dinars)

I'll hold the fort for the evening.

Just don’t do it in public this time you reprobate.

I'm a reigning premiership player, dual State of Origin winning Captain and I'm about to hit 300 games on a Fantasy Football Game.

My self-esteem couldn't be any higher, and if I was kissing any more girls, I'd have to stop. You know, cause of the cooties and stuff.

You’re projecting hard here my friend.

Time for you to unpack it all and let me help you.

I’m good like that, a real carer, a nurturer of minds.




That’ll be $400

 

[spookism]

Phwoar!! I didn’t realise. You could’ve just posted a photo of a sex god instead of typing all those words

And a big West End drinker which is apt as it's like bathwater.

I thought we've already had this conversation.
I'm a craft beer nerd as well, West End is like literal poison to me.

You’re projecting hard here my friend.

Time for you to unpack it all and let me help you.

I’m good like that, a real carer, a nurturer of minds.




That’ll be $400

I'll give you a dollar to never offer me advice again.

 

[VeinGlorious]

I thought we've already had this conversation.
I'm a craft beer nerd as well, West End is like literal poison to me.



I'll give you a dollar to never offer me advice again.

Sure thing, Spook.

That’ll be $401.

 

[MrPremiership]

I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?

Being part African-American, I can totally understand why those white crackers would be confused.

Wait what?

What, no foreplay?

I once shared a magical evening with manangatang atop a trusty colourful unicorn.

Don’t believe me?

Fine.

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I am, but beneath this chiseled exterior lies the heart of a narcissistic sociopath.

I’m also pulling all the strings behind the scenes here.


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Would you prefer we revert back to bombs, goats and Yemeni street whores (who may also double as mother in laws, for the right amount of dinars)


Just don’t do it in public this time you reprobate.

You’re projecting hard here my friend.

Time for you to unpack it all and let me help you.

I’m good like that, a real carer, a nurturer of minds.




That’ll be $400

big fan of the multi quoting

 

[MrPremiership]

We're just amusing ourselves mate as only MrPremiership wants to play with us.

bombers are always entertaining

 

[VeinGlorious]

big fan

I knew that was you in Tel Aviv

 

[VeinGlorious]

bombers are always entertaining

 

[MrPremiership]

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feeling pretty good that ABV quoted me

 

[VeinGlorious]

feeling pretty good that ABV quoted me

Yeah I’m pretty chill in the match threads, but once that qooty is bounced, or, whatever the qooty does, float above us in a million pieces, yeah, yeah that one, then I’m a different beast altogether.

This is what happened to the last guy that crossed me on the qooty field.



The dialogue was:

Random qootier - “What are you looking at, Bomber scum?!?!”

Me - *clenches fist
*smashes his face sideways


Good times P, good good times.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I thought we've already had this conversation.
I'm a craft beer nerd as well, West End is like literal poison to me.



I'll give you a dollar to never offer me advice again.

Nicely done I want this level of posting all week.

 

[MrPremiership]

Yeah I’m pretty chill in the match threads, but once that qooty is bounced, or, whatever the qooty does, float above us in a million pieces, yeah, yeah that one, then I’m a different beast altogether.

This is what happened to the last guy that crossed me on the qooty field.

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The dialogue was:

Random qootier - “What are you looking at, Bomber scum?!?!”

Me - *clenches fist
*smashes his face sideways


Good times P, good good times.

menacing

 

[Bovo]

I wait till they finish and then fu** em off.

Thank you obiwan

 

[jackster83]

G’day mate, what are you doing still out of jail? My days been ok. Potty training the young bloke, so probably a lot like this thread will be. Just a big fu**in mess with sh*t splattered all over the joint.

He's had to go incognito.

 

[VeinGlorious]

He's had to go incognito.

That’s how our wives dress when we take them to the Snow Dome at Mount Buller.

Simply stunning.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

He's had to go incognito.

That is actually me watching a Carlton game live.

 

[jackster83]

That is actually me watching a Carlton game live.

I have to do similar when watching my side.

 

[VeinGlorious]

That is actually me watching a Carlton game live.

This is me watching the very same match.

 

[spookism]

Nicely done I want this level of posting all week.

I'll see what I can do.
But sometimes I have to feed GreyCrow some of my material, which he then makes even better and gives to Marlowe

The waiting for feedback often stifles what time I have left for my own posting.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Watching the news, geez that Willie Rioli is a stupid bastard.

 

[MrPremiership]

Watching the news, geez that Willie Rioli is a stupid bastard.

very

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

very

Surely he's finished at the Eagles.

 

[GreyCrow]

I'll see what I can do.
But sometimes I have to feed GreyCrow some of my material, which he then makes even better and gives to Marlowe

The waiting for feedback often stifles what time I have left for my own posting.

It's true