Official Match Thread Season 31, Round 15: Sin City Swamprats vs Fighting Furies at Underground Stadium

[philreich]

I heard a cow mooo once. Is that granting consent or denying it?

This animal kingdom is so confusing!

To err is human, but to moo is bovine.

 

[philreich]

Tonight has been a clear case of unnecessary panda-monium.......

 

[Damp Squarie]

I’ll see your moaning panda and raise you this...
In this day of political correctness...how come anal bleaching is not called ‘changing your ringtone’?

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Tigerturbulance I CAN'T believe you are submitting teamsheets now

I'm determined to submit a correct team sheet before I stand down as captain

 

[Power Raid]

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SIN CITY SWAMPRATS OFFICIAL TEAM SHEET

Round 15 v The Dumbarses who will probably struggle
to make the top 11 in Season 31 at Underground Stadium

B: edgie - Gameova_ - Nunez
HB: Firestarter - FishingRick04 - powerrrrrrrrrrrr
C: jackster83 - Ant Bear - Catsnlakers
HF: Power Raid - SarahSmiles - ant555
F: sataris - Hatchy1992 - GotTheGoodes

Foll: MannumPower - philreich - GremioPower

Int: LukeParkerno1 - Quadzilla

Changes:
Sparkle BP -> OUT
Edgie OUT -> BP
Power Raid HFF -> HFF
Ant555 HFF -> HFF​

Is this the most awesome line up ever or have the furies got lucky with an insanely good looking speed dating line up?

 

[TJASTA]

I'm determined to submit a correct team sheet before I stand down as captain

oh well that's cool
thanks to your selfish act we may win four points and that could cost us the spoon

 

[Tigerturbulance]

oh well that's cool
thanks to your selfish act we may win four points and that could cost us the spoon

i have faith in the team, the spoon is ours

 

[jackster83]

i have faith in the team, the spoon is ours

That's the spirit.

Those Bears won't give up easily though.

 

[philreich]

That's the spirit.

Those Bears won't give up easily though.

The round 17 "spoon-off" will surely be the match of the round.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

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SIN CITY SWAMPRATS OFFICIAL TEAM SHEET

Round 15 v The Dumbarses who will probably struggle
to make the top 11 in Season 31 at Underground Stadium

B: edgie - Gameova_ - Nunez
HB: Firestarter - FishingRick04 - powerrrrrrrrrrrr
C: jackster83 - Ant Bear - Catsnlakers
HF: Power Raid - SarahSmiles - ant555
F: sataris - Hatchy1992 - GotTheGoodes

Foll: MannumPower - philreich - GremioPower

Int: LukeParkerno1 - Quadzilla

Changes:
Sparkle BP -> OUT
Edgie OUT -> BP
Power Raid HFF -> HFF
Ant555 HFF -> HFF​

What a beautiful team!!!

 

[jackster83]

What a beautiful team!!!

That half forward line is unreal.

 

[powerrrrrrrrrrrr]

Honestly cannot see a single point of weakness across that lineup

 

[Senor M]

I heard a cow mooo once. Is that granting consent or denying it?

This animal kingdom is so confusing!

Honestly cannot see a single point of weakness across that lineup

Consent jokes & Qooty banter...

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Honestly cannot see a single point of weakness across that lineup

 

[powerrrrrrrrrrrr]

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Guess I better tell you now I find this deeply offensive as someone with glasses due to an eye defect.

If this offensive post is not removed, I will be reporting it.

You have been given warning as is the Furies threshold so please follow your own teams advice.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Guess I better tell you now I find this deeply offensive as someone with glasses due to an eye defect.

If this offensive post is not removed, I will be reporting it.

You have been given warning as is the Furies threshold so please follow your own teams advice.

OK, report me. All good.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

I've never been reported before. Looking forward to going through the process.

 

[Senor M]

I've never been reported before. Looking forward to going through the process.

If you got a ban for taking part in Buscemi Friday's then the Wozza's would never have a team.

 

[powerrrrrrrrrrrr]

OK, report me. All good.

You obviously didn’t pay attention tn your teams PM about crossing the line and consent in that case. You should take it up with your team as you clearly don’t align to their rules or culture.

Naughty naughty naughty not paying attention to the captain

 

[Senor M]

You obviously didn’t pay attention tn your teams PM about crossing the line and consent in that case. You should take it up with your team as you clearly don’t align to their rules or culture.

Naughty naughty naughty not paying attention to the captain

Do you even know what the word consent means?

By making jokes about consent in the animal kingdom like below

I heard a cow mooo once. Is that granting consent or denying it?

...and using gifs that make subtle references to a rape

I think we have found the fighting furies mascot. Fighting.... but loosing and being dragged by their heels by the oppo

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I'm not sure you do. I suggest you educate yourself beyond watching a video about milkshakes before you spend time with anyone of the opposite gender-- because consent and rape isn't a joke.

 

[Senor M]

You obviously didn’t pay attention tn your teams PM about crossing the line and consent in that case. You should take it up with your team as you clearly don’t align to their rules or culture.

Naughty naughty naughty not paying attention to the captain

Also-- have you met the Furies Captain Tigerturbulance -- he's spent more time in ban hammer than most and will happily sit on that line, I just think that consent and rape humour isn't "on" the line, but beyond it.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

You obviously didn’t pay attention tn your teams PM about crossing the line and consent in that case. You should take it up with your team as you clearly don’t align to their rules or culture.

Naughty naughty naughty not paying attention to the captain

I've never listened, why would I start now?

 

[MP_]

I've never been reported before. Looking forward to going through the process.

We won’t report you but will force you to drink Johnny walker for the rest of the season

 

[powerrrrrrrrrrrr]

Man dealing with you two is like banging your head against a wall.

Not going back and forth for a second night and de-railing the thread after I had moved on. If you two can’t as well, maybe you should hit the road in the meantime

 

[Senor M]

Man dealing with you two is like banging your head against a wall.

Not going back and forth for a second night and de-railing the thread after I had moved on. If you two can’t as well, maybe you should hit the road in the meantime

The below rant is you "moving on"??

Guess I better tell you now I find this deeply offensive as someone with glasses due to an eye defect.

If this offensive post is not removed, I will be reporting it.

You have been given warning as is the Furies threshold so please follow your own teams advice.