Official Match Thread Season 31: Round 3 - Dragons FFC vs Roys FFC at Ljp86's Lair

[Bonz]

Bonz and Knifey Spoony , still a better love story than Twilight.

To be fair Tigerturbulance and Grand Uncle Horace would be a better love story than Twilight.

 

[TedDougChris]

I traced her call. It's coming from inside your house.

Although I was suspicious earlier in the week when this arrived at my place unexpectedly.....

 

[TedDougChris]

I laughed because Bonz's tongue is too small to provide any pleasure.

That's what she said !!!!

 

[Bonz]

I laughed because Bonz's tongue is too small to provide any pleasure.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

My tongue is big enough to please anyone, and it's damn bigger than Pugsley 's

 

[Beandip]

I can't be benched, the grass would regrow in the forward pocket if I'm not napping on it!

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

To be fair Tigerturbulance and Grand Uncle Horace would be a better love story than Twilight.

What? Where am I? Oh yeah, right

 

[Dingster]

What? Where am I? Oh yeah, right

Do you touch Bonz inappropriately?

 

[Mooch]

Would you do it if it was topless Jennifer Hawkins versus topless Julia Roberts?

Apologies if I missed the start of this conversation. As such I can only assumed what has gone on before. I'm pretty perceptive though, so I'm confident I have picked up the gist of the thread and am able to slip seamlessly into the conversation.

Oh, and I absolutely love jelly wrestling.

 

[Dingster]

Oh, and I absolutely love jelly wrestling.

Can confirm.

 

[Mister B]

If you keep posting, I'll be forced to play you on the field - how disastrous is that going to be !!

RU_ is under serious pressure for next week....

Hey a couple of seasons ago I nearly took out the rookie of the year. I think you've beaten what minimal skill I had out of me.

 

[Bonz]

Oh, and I absolutely love jelly wrestling.

Feel free to come around to Crocodile Drunkees after the game Knifey Spoony can get you a drink whilst serial_thrilla and myself provide entertainment that is catered to your rather distinguished tastes.

 

[A Swallow]

Lol, I wish Home and Away wasn't still a thing!

Remarkable that it’s still going. The odd snippet here and there that I’ve caught is still horrifically low quality.

 

[A Swallow]

Also, gameday plebs. Let’s go.

 

[TedDougChris]

Hey a couple of seasons ago I nearly took out the rookie of the year. I think you've beaten what minimal skill I had out of me.

I blame Supersuns !!

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

No


We are playing at 730pm

Boo can't we get this misery over

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Do you touch Bonz inappropriately?

Would not not touch Boz with a ten foot Pole.

A recent poll of the Poles found no-one under 10 foot would touch the flea bag.

(he is still a cute cat when you are wearing the Ray Charles sunnies)

 

[JackNah_8]

Uh, sure.....

Any particular reason ???

Half your team will be sleeping at 730pm

 

[Mooch]

Feel free to come around to Crocodile Drunkees after the game Knifey Spoony can get you a drink whilst serial_thrilla and myself provide entertainment that is catered to your rather distinguished tastes.

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I'll be there!

 

[philreich]

I found a genie last night and made a wish that Strigoi could inherit some of my ruck prowess and destroy JackNah_8 today.

The results of the wish so far have been interesting to say the least.

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I found a genie last night - it was grateful to have been released after 1000 years, so it said, "I'll give you 1 wish: anything you want."

So I said, "I want to live forever."

The genie shook its head, "Sorry - I can't grant you eternal life."

So I thought for a moment, and then said, "OK - I want to live until the Wonders win their next premiership."

The genie shook its head and said, "You sly bastard!!!"

 

[Supersuns]

I blame Supersuns !!

 

[TedDougChris]

Half your team will be sleeping at 730pm

how is this new information ???

 

[philreich]

I'm starting to think that there might be something in this anti vac thingy.... Just imagine, if we could line up all our politicians, inject them with something - say anthrax - and then, how good would the world be then....

Keep Australia beautiful - shoot a politician.

 

[Stoods]

7:30 game
Oh well all the more time to celebrate the milestones

 

[TedDougChris]

7:30 game
Oh well all the more time to celebrate the milestones

I think someone is referring to the tennis start time...

 

[Beandip]

Man... are the Dragons in charge of our healthcare system, this is horrendous.... these delays and incompetence are surely engineered to try and keep me away from the game!

I'll be coming in hot in the Huddo helicopter!.... bombs away!