Official Match Thread Season 31: Round 3 - Dragons FFC vs Roys FFC at Ljp86's Lair

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Would not not touch Boz with a ten foot Pole.

A recent poll of the Poles found no-one under 10 foot would touch the flea bag.

(he is still a cute cat when you are wearing the Ray Charles sunnies)

I’ll have you know that Pzemek Karnowski is quite the fan of Bonz

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Would not not touch Boz with a ten foot Pole.

A recent poll of the Poles found no-one under 10 foot would touch the flea bag.

(he is still a cute cat when you are wearing the Ray Charles sunnies)
I’m laughing so hard I’m crying and wheezing!

Thank you!

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Man... are the Dragons in charge of our healthcare system, this is horrendous.... these delays and incompetence are surely engineered to try and keep me away from the game!

I'll be coming in hot in the Huddo helicopter!.... bombs away!

Hope you are better soon mate !!
 
man, that beard looks like it is hitching a ride from a criminals face...'ol Pzemek looks a bit surprised to.

He looks greatly troubled by his current situation. Much like me with a 7:30 game.
 
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C'mon Roys.. I actually turned up to the ground on time this week. Should be an improved performance sheerly by attendance
Good sign indeed.
 
Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com


Match commencing shortly ... DRA v ROY

Rich (BB code):
                       ROY
Chief                       Pie 4 Life               Mooresome
WaywardSonSon               fitzroybowiedog          Zevon

serial_thrilla              HawkAussie               Stoods
Allikat                     TedDougChris             Freo_4eva

Matt_352                    MC Bad Genius            Ljp86
Wosh                        Runk                     cats2rise

Bradesmaen                  VandoHawk                Knifey Spoony
royboy2                     Mooch                    _Mike_

Blaze Storm                 Bonz                     Ashman OG
windyhill                   Dingster                 RU_
                            DRA

DRA Foll : Strigoi, A Swallow, T2B_
ROY Foll : JackNah_8, Supersuns, Aristotle Pickett

DRA INT : Maylandsman, BringBackTheAnchor
ROY INT : GCB85, FitzroyRamone

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
Dragons FFC: <none>
Roys FFC: <none>

Round 03, Conditions for this match - WARM
 
1 : 0 {C} - Textbook ruckwork from JackNah_8.
1 : .1 {C} - Nobody's checking Runk.
1 : .13 {rHFF} - A wobbly old kick.
1 : .18 {rHFF} - Freo_4eva appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : .22 {rHFF} - Freo_4eva through heavy traffic.
1 : .26 {lHFF} - He tries to find Allikat with a chip pass.
1 : .3 {lHFF} - Allikat is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
1 : .34 {rHBF} - serial_thrilla with a moment to look downfield.
1 : .38 {CHB} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : .43 {CHB} - HawkAussie brushes TedDougChris aside and takes the mark.
1 : .46 {CHB} - HawkAussie takes off.
1 : .51 {rW} - Matt_352 trying to offer a lead.
1 : .55 {rW} - The ball spills free.
1 : .59 {lW} - The ball is now with Wosh.
1 : 1.03 {lW} - He gets a handpass to Aristotle Pickett.
1 : 1.07 {lW} - Strigoi monsters Aristotle Pickett.
1 : 1.12 {C} - MC Bad Genius to send the ball forward.
1 : 1.15 {rHFF} - He sends the ball to Bradesmaen.
1 : 1.19 {rHFF} - Bradesmaen gets too far under the ball.
1 : 1.23 {rHFF} - Bradesmaen sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 1.28 {rHFF} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 1.32 {FF} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
1 : 1.36 {FF} - Poor option and Dingster makes him pay by chipping in for the mark.
1 : 1.4 {FB} - A bit of space for Dingster to utilise.
1 : 1.45 {rHBF} - That's a real up and under.
1 : 1.48 {rHBF} - Knifey Spoony claims the mark but its play on.
1 : 1.52 {rHBF} - Taking the ball is _Mike_.
1 : 1.57 {rHBF} - Quick hands to JackNah_8 under pressure.
1 : 2.01 {rHBF} - But he's been nabbed by T2B_.
1 : 2.07 {lHFF} - Knifey Spoony has possession.
1 : 2.11 {lHFF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 2.15 {lHFF} - That's gonna go mighty close!.
1 : 2.19 {lHFF} - JackNah_8 gets a hand to it just in time.
Dragons FFC : 0.1.1
Roys FFC : 0.0.0

1 : 2.28 {FB} - Now Dingster has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 2.32 {lHBF} - Pumps it long for royboy2.
1 : 2.35 {lHBF} - royboy2 slips at the crucial moment and its marked by Bradesmaen.
1 : 2.4 {rHFF} - Bradesmaen sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 2.44 {CHF} - Sees VandoHawk out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 2.48 {CHF} - VandoHawk traps the ball beautifully.
1 : 2.52 {CHF} - Now VandoHawk has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 2.57 {CHF} - Handballs over the top to A Swallow.
1 : 3.01 {CHF} - A lookaway handpass to T2B_.
1 : 3.05 {FF} - Bonz takes off on a lead.
1 : 3.09 {FF} - The ball spills free.
1 : 3.13 {lBP} - Nobody's checking windyhill.
1 : 3.17 {lBP} - No-look handpass to Aristotle Pickett.
1 : 3.21 {CHB} - Kicks to a contest - Mooch looks to get to thre front.
1 : 3.25 {CHB} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
1 : 3.3 {CHB} - Mooch turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 3.34 {CHB} - Aristotle Pickett runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 3.38 {lHBF} - Spears a kick towards royboy2.
1 : 3.42 {lHBF} - Top mark - not paid.
1 : 3.46 {rHFF} - Bradesmaen has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 3.5 {FF} - A kick towards Bonz territory.
1 : 3.54 {FF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
1 : 3.58 {lBP} - Now windyhill has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 4.03 {lBP} - windyhill looks at the umpire guiltily as he runs over the line. That's deliberate.
1 : 4.07 {FF} - Nobody's checking Bonz.
1 : 4.13 {FF} - Bonz has a shot at goal.
1 : 4.17 {FF} - Terrible kick off the boot... six points for effectiveness though.
Dragons FFC : 1.1.7
Roys FFC : 0.0.0

1 : 4.21 {C} - The ball is bounced and Strigoi gets the tap.
1 : 5.33 {lW} - Wosh takes off.
1 : 5.33 {CHF} - He looks for TedDougChris.
1 : 5.35 {CHF} - HawkAussie gets a timely fist to the ball.
1 : 5.35 {CHB} - Now HawkAussie has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 5.35 {CHB} - HawkAussie sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 5.35 {lW} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of Ljp86.
1 : 5.35 {lW} - cats2rise takes one of the best marks you'll ever see.
1 : 5.37 {rW} - Running with the ball is cats2rise.
1 : 5.37 {lW} - Quick hands to Wosh.
1 : 5.37 {lW} - Someone call an ambulance for Wosh. Matt_352 lined him up and did the job well.
1 : 5.37 {rW} - Its hard and tough but Matt_352 wins possession.
1 : 5.37 {C} - He tries to find MC Bad Genius with a chip pass.
1 : 5.37 {C} - He can't hold it.
1 : 5.39 {rW} - cats2rise with a little space.
1 : 5.39 {lW} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 5.39 {lW} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
1 : 5.39 {lW} - Wosh with some space now.
1 : 5.39 {C} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 5.43 {C} - Runk takes a gutsy mark backing back into the pack.
1 : 5.48 {C} - Runk looking for a lead.
1 : 5.52 {lHFF} - He gets his kick away.
1 : 5.55 {lHFF} - But he picks out the opposition.
1 : 6 {CHB} - HawkAussie to send the ball forward.
1 : 6.04 {rHBF} - He kicks sideways towards serial_thrilla.
1 : 6.08 {rHBF} - serial_thrilla can't mark but is able to control it.
1 : 6.12 {rHBF} - The ball is now with serial_thrilla.
1 : 6.18 {C} - He kicks to a contest.
1 : 6.22 {C} - Runk gets a timely fist to the ball.
1 : 6.26 {C} - MC Bad Genius has a paddock.
1 : 6.31 {CHB} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 6.35 {lW} - Ljp86 calls for it.
1 : 6.39 {lW} - Ljp86 can't take it.
1 : 6.43 {rW} - cats2rise has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 6.47 {lW} - Spears a kick towards Wosh.
1 : 6.51 {lW} - But the kick goes straight to Matt_352.
1 : 6.55 {rW} - Matt_352 signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 7 {rW} - Wosh rides Matt_352 into the ground.
1 : 7.04 {lW} - Now Wosh has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 7.08 {rHFF} - A mongrel punt in the direction of Freo_4eva.
1 : 7.12 {rHFF} - Stoods claims the mark but its play on.
1 : 7.16 {lHBF} - Stoods fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 7.2 {rHBF} - He gets a handpass to serial_thrilla.
1 : 7.24 {C} - He kicks towards MC Bad Genius and Runk.
1 : 7.28 {C} - The umpire calls play on.
1 : 7.33 {C} - The ball is now with MC Bad Genius.
1 : 7.37 {C} - Handballs over the top to T2B_.
1 : 7.41 {C} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 7.45 {C} - Runk might be in trouble with the tribunal after that tackle on MC Bad Genius. Play on is the call.
1 : 7.49 {C} - Runk tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
1 : 7.53 - <<< BringBackTheAnchor is coming on to replace A Swallow >>>
1 : 8.01 {C} - Runk takes them on.
1 : 8.06 {lW} - A short kick to Wosh.
1 : 8.1 {lW} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by Matt_352.
1 : 8.14 {rW} - Matt_352 looks downfield.
1 : 8.18 {rW} - Long handpass to the running Strigoi.
1 : 8.24 {lHFF} - Handballs to Knifey Spoony.
1 : 8.28 {lHFF} - Knifey Spoony boots toward an open goal.
1 : 8.32 {lHFF} - Off hands and through for one behind.
Dragons FFC : 1.2.8
Roys FFC : 0.0.0

1 : 8.4 {FB} - windyhill to send the ball forward.
1 : 8.45 {rBP} - Fires out the handpass to RU_.
1 : 8.49 {FB} - A wild kick laterally towards Dingster.
1 : 8.53 {FB} - Dingster sticks out a sticky duke and it sticks.
1 : 8.57 {FB} - Dingster wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 9.01 {rHBF} - Searching pass in the direction of _Mike_.
1 : 9.05 {rHBF} - No-one can take the mark.
1 : 9.09 {lHFF} - Knifey Spoony signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 9.13 - <<< Maylandsman is coming on to replace Pie 4 Life >>>
1 : 9.22 {lHFF} - Knifey Spoony wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 9.26 {lHFF} - Knifey Spoony is crunched in a tackle by _Mike_.
1 : 9.3 {lHBF} - royboy2 weaves through the congestion.
1 : 9.34 {rHBF} - A wild kick laterally towards _Mike_.
1 : 9.38 {rHBF} - The umpire calls play on.
1 : 9.42 {rHBF} - _Mike_ breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : 9.46 {CHB} - A lookaway handpass to Mooch.
1 : 9.51 {CHB} - He has a bounce.
1 : 9.55 {lHBF} - Quick hands to royboy2.
1 : 9.59 {rHBF} - _Mike_ screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 10.03 {rHBF} - Knifey Spoony will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 10.07 {rHFF} - Bradesmaen takes them on.
1 : 10.11 {CHF} - VandoHawk runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 10.15 {CHF} - Handpass to space. BringBackTheAnchor runs onto it.
1 : 10.19 {lFP} - A mongrel punt in the direction of Ashman OG.
1 : 10.23 {lFP} - The ball spills free.
1 : 10.3 {rBP} - A bit of space for RU_ to utilise.
1 : 10.34 {FB} - Passes to Dingster by hand.
1 : 10.38 {FB} - Bonz drags Dingster down beautifully.
1 : 10.42 {FF} - Bonz slowing down the play.
1 : 10.46 {FF} - Bonz coughs it up to Dingster.
1 : 10.51 {FB} - Dingster does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 10.55 {lBP} - windyhill on the end of this.
1 : 10.58 {rBP} - Passes to RU_ by hand.
1 : 11.03 {rBP} - Crackerjack bump by Ashman OG on RU_.
1 : 11.07 {FF} - Bonz assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 11.11 {FF} - Bonz sells the dummy and has a shot.
1 : 11.15 {FF} - What a statement by Bonz.
Dragons FFC : 2.2.14
Roys FFC : 0.0.0
 

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