Official Match Thread Season 31 Round 4 - Sin City Swamprats vs Las Vegas Bears at Underground Stadium

[Restricted Free Agent]

Your too late, someone has already made it. Its the official shampoo of the Bears and works a treat, it cleans the sh*t right out of our fur.

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See if you can contact the company about making some specially for rats. After 2 and a bit years of showering in swamp water my hair is drier than the Sahara

 

[Firestarter]

15 wicked wings at KFC for $10. Just what I need to muscle up before tomorrow. Beefcake!

 

[MWPP]

You know what's awesome?

Hot. Croos. Buns.

Warmed up with butter for that extra indulgence
Though it doesn’t get any better than home made ones straight from the oven

 

[MWPP]

 

[Firestarter]

Pornographic images are banned.

 

[Millky95]

Pornographic images are banned.

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Too soon?

 

[MWPP]

See if you can contact the company about making some specially for rats. After 2 and a bit years of showering in swamp water my hair is drier than the Sahara

This is already a thing


It’s a start. A rat-specific , swamp proof formulation sounds impossible but without magic. Try contacting Sleakeazy’s . Sure Fleamont Potter has long retired , sold it at a profit and passed away but the new owners might be of some help.

 

[Firestarter]

Do you remember when Kinder Surprises weren't banned because parents' groups weren't morons who thought kids actually swallow toys?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

 

[MWPP]

Do you remember when Kinder Surprises weren't banned because parents' groups weren't morons who thought kids actually swallow toys?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

They were banned in the US but recently went back on sale?
I didn’t think they were banned here in Aus , ever? Same with the local equivalent Yowie.

I see both sides . Let kids be kids . But at the same time, children have actually tragically died whilst choking on them

 

[MWPP]

Anyway, the only choking that will be happening on my watch is the rats choking on the qooty field this Sunday

 

[philreich]

They were banned in the US but recently went back on sale?
I didn’t think they were banned here in Aus , ever? Same with the local equivalent Yowie.

I see both sides . Let kids be kids . But at the same time, children have actually tragically died whilst choking on them

The Furies shouldn't be allowed to play with them either. They've already choked several times this season.......

 

[ant555]

15 wicked wings at KFC for $10. Just what I need to muscle up before tomorrow. Beefcake!

Make it 30 and your wind will be enough to deal with the opposition.

 

[ant555]

Anyway, the only choking that will be happening on my watch is the rats choking on the qooty field this Sunday

We do not choke. Not many know but under qooty law we are required to lose some games so that people stay interested

 

[Firestarter]

Make it 30 and your wind will be enough to deal with the opposition.

Or I'll be in the toilets all game.

 

[Millky95]

Or I'll be in the toilets all game.

Go on. Flip that coin

 

[ant555]

Or I'll be in the toilets all game.

Well your opponent will certainly refrain from coming near you.

 

[I Dont Care]

 

[Catsnlakers]

Anyway, the only choking that will be happening on my watch is the rats choking on the qooty field this Sunday

 

[Metalcrusher]

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[Catsnlakers]

We do not choke. Not many know but under qooty law we are required to lose some games so that people stay interested

 

[Metalcrusher]

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[Catsnlakers]

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[Metalcrusher]

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[Catsnlakers]

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That’s it, it’s war now.....You’ve used my favourite gif

 

[Chipmunk]

I found the winner of ‘Australia’s Cleverest Rat’