Official Match Thread Season 31 Round 5: Coney Island Warriors vs Gumbies FFC at Van Cortlandt Park

[Test Tickle]

And we were getting along so well...

I tell you what, you let us win and I won't take a speccy on your shoulders in my kilt.

I’ve seen what’s under that kilt, hence nickname Horse.

 

[DenieD]

Amuses me that tub-girl is censored - early 2000s moderator hangover I’m sure.

At least we can still use caterpillar crater.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

I’ve seen what’s under that kilt, hence nickname Horse.

So it’s hairy and gets electric shocks to get it to ride faster?

 

[omgfridge]

This bad boy never steers me wrong.

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What a throwback. I always liked those Banana yogos. Probably don't exist anymore.

 

[Test Tickle]

What a throwback. I always liked those Banana yogos. Probably don't exist anymore.

Love you Hirdy

 

[omgfridge]

Love you Hirdy

 

[Dav]

kdavva74 what is the SC theme this week?

Was gonna wait until Thursday again

 

[Test Tickle]

 

[peterss]

Lets do this Gumbies.

Bring it on Warriors.

 

[DenieD]

Lets do this Gumbies.

Bring it on Warriors.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

That’s what Hirdy looked like after his permanent tan injections of palm tree bark and goat testicles.

 

[omgfridge]

Lets do this Gumbies.

Bring it on Warriors.

Careful DockerDen5215, this old timer was one of the few Gumbies to rock up last week. A player in form!

 

[DenieD]

Careful DockerDen5215, this old timer was one of the few Gumbies to rock up last week. A player in form!

You still lost last week so...

 

[omgfridge]

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That’s what Hirdy looked like after his permanent tan injections of palm tree bark and goat testicles.

I'm actually not triggered by this av at all as nothing gets to me.

Besides the fact that I'm hating every ******* second of it.

Look at this dopey mother*er

 

[omgfridge]

You still lost last week so...

We did this last year till we won 7 in a row and stormed into finals. Early days.

 

[DenieD]

We did this last year till we won 7 in a row and stormed into finals. Early days.

I understand you want to keep your hopes up, but I don't think that's happening this season. Gumbies percentage is absolute dogsh*t and you would need massive 60+ point wins to get back into contention.

 

[Riviat]

2.5 health star rating?
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Deserves 5* for taste, 1* for health. M&Ms are the best.

 

[Riviat]

I understand you want to keep your hopes up, but I don't think that's happening this season. Gumbies percentage is absolute dogsh*t and you would need massive 60+ point wins to get back into contention.

I'm bookmarking this for when we win by 60+ on the weekend.

I'm actually not triggered by this av at all as nothing gets to me.

Besides the fact that I'm hating every ******* second of it.

Look at this dopey motherf***er View attachment 1068479

Could be worse, it could be Brad Ebert

 

[DenieD]

I'm bookmarking this for when we win by 60+ on the weekend.

I'd love to see that. Then maybe your team would get more active posters.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

Deserves 5* for taste, 1* for health. M&Ms are the best.

When I was a kid I had convinced myself that each colour M&M had a slightly different flavour.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

I'd love to see that. Then maybe your team would get more active posters.

We work on a quality over quantity system for posting. Sadly using the same system when it comes to goal kicking though.

 

[DenieD]

We work on a quality over quantity system for posting. Sadly using the same system when it comes to goal kicking though.

Least amount of goals in the league, and yet 3rd in behinds total.

Seems like Gumbies lack in quality and quantity in goalkicking.

 

[Riviat]

We work on a quality over quantity system for posting. Sadly using the same system when it comes to goal kicking though.

We rely too much on Rodney Dangerfield to do all the heavy lifting. He's already burnt out and at the pub by half time.

 

[Dav]

omgfridge you won trivia by pure luck and I’m definitely not offended that I got shunted off your team

 

[Riviat]

When I was a kid I had convinced myself that each colour M&M had a slightly different flavour.

It makes sense though as they look similar to Skittles and skittles are different flavours.