Official Match Thread Season 31 Round 5: Coney Island Warriors vs Gumbies FFC at Van Cortlandt Park

[Dav]

And look how he's turned out! He's gone from being a completely sh*t qooty player to All-SFA.

Rodney was all-SFA last season?? The world has gone mad.

 

[Dav]

As for my fellow Gumbinos, get in here and beat up these filthy and unhygienic Wazzas outfit!

Hey I might be smelly, and I might be rude, and I might be filthy and I might be unhygienic but at least I’m not a communist!

 

[Barrybran]

Rodney was all-SFA last season?? The world has gone mad.

He was. And it has. We made a preliminary final.

 

[Dav]

He was. And it has. We made a preliminary final.

I’m gonna faint.

 

[Barrybran]

I’m gonna faint.

This is what happens when you leave. Gumbies get good.

Actually, you can * right off.

 

[Riviat]

Oh hi Mr Stinky.

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I blame my genes on having a genetic BO problem. It's worse when you work next to someone who rides in and doesn't deoderise properly.

 

[Dav]

This is what happens when you leave. Gumbies get good.

Actually, you can fu** right off.

Well now I don’t wanna go

 

[DenieD]

This is what happens when you leave. Gumbies get good.

Actually, you can fu** right off.

Where was this energy in turbo's hot seat?

 

[Riviat]

Bugs Life is a great movie!

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Rodney was all-SFA last season?? The world has gone mad.

Why do you think theres been so much debate regarding the selection process?

 

[Dav]

Why do you think theres been so much debate regarding the selection process?

They should’ve been debating the selection process when I gerrymandered my way into the side 5 seasons ago

 

[Barrybran]

Why do you think theres been so much debate regarding the selection process?

Because you're in charge dickhead

 

[Riviat]

He was. And it has. We made a preliminary final.

This has been a highlight of my very short career

 

[Riviat]

Why do you think theres been so much debate regarding the selection process?

Don't make me tag Headless into this thread.

 

[Barrybran]

This has been a highlight of my very short career

You've played for the Bombers and the Gumbies. Your ascension is slow but at least trending in the right direction.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

They should’ve been debating the selection process when I gerrymandered my way into the side 5 seasons ago

Agreed

Because you're in charge dickhead

See Tigerturbulance? He can do it

Don't make me tag Headless into this thread.

Please dont

 

[Tonga Bob]

I blame my genes on having a genetic BO problem. It's worse when you work next to someone who rides in and doesn't deoderise properly.

 

[Riviat]

Hey I might be smelly, and I might be rude, and I might be filthy and I might be unhygienic but at least I’m not a communist!

You're all the good things and none of the bad. Want to join the Gumbies?

 

[Dav]

You're all the good things and none of the bad. Want to join the Gumbies?

Let me get back to you in 2-3 fiscal years.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

I noticed there’s a magic theme for this round.

If anyone wants to see a magic trick I do a great one with a VB longneck.

Is this like a goatse thing?

 

[Barrybran]

Let me get back to you in 2-3 fiscal years.

But... but... that's when the Bears reunion is on

 

[Ned Ryerson]

I nearly joined the Gumbies once #funfact

Seems we have a one Hawks fan only policy. I'd be grateful for the company.

 

[Dav]

Is this like a goatse thing?

What’s a goatse?

 

[DenieD]

Ned Ryerson

 

[Dav]

But... but... that's when the Bears reunion is on

I thought that was just gonna be a fancy dinner...