Official Match Thread Season 31 Round 5: Sin City Swamprats vs West Coast Wonders at Underground Stadium

[ClarkeM]

Are you related to Muddiemoose?

Second cousin

 

[jackster83]

Are you related to Muddiemoose?

We were, but I disowned him after he tried to steal the smokes I had put aside for sataris.

 

[Cadsky]

We were, but I disowned him after he tried to steal the smokes I had put aside for sataris.

I would have disowned him at birth tbh

 

[ArdentEagle]

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Can we retroactively retract our vote for you as admin?

We apparently have not yet cast our vote. NaturalDisaster is still tippy toed around us. No surprise. Admins come and go and are forgotten but the Wonders remain the constant light of the comp.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Why am I being tagged in this s**t thread again?

 

[philreich]

You'd be playing in the backlines anyway.

I was going to say orange boy, but OK.

 

[Catsnlakers]

We were, but I disowned him after he tried to steal the smokes I had put aside for sataris.

Sorry about that, I had flogged his smokes earlier, so he was desperate.....They were s**t too.

 

[sataris]

We were, but I disowned him after he tried to steal the smokes I had put aside for sataris.

Got my ****?

 

[ArdentEagle]

Why am I being tagged in this sh*t thread again?

Why are you always so ******* negative...Cheer up old Slag!

 

[SSwans2011]

I remember after we beat you by 105 points in S21, you were so disillusioned that you retired for the next 6 seasons!

That's just a blatant lie.

I made a 1-season come back in S25 or so.

 

[jackster83]

Got my ****?

Didn't you receive the package in the mail?

Bloody Qedex.

 

[ClarkeM]

Just checking in early to inform you all that the Swamprats suck

 

[Power Raid]

I can’t sleep!

It must be all the excitement of SFA keeping me up

 

[Cadsky]

I can’t sleep!

It must be all the excitement of SFA keeping me up

You're excited to lose tomorrow? Wow you must have a boring life

 

[ant555]

We apparently have not yet cast our vote. NaturalDisaster is still tippy toed around us. No surprise. Admins come and go and are forgotten but the Wonders remain the constant light of the comp.

And not for special reasons.

 

[ant555]

You're excited to lose tomorrow? Wow you must have a boring life

And you want to be admin ? Now I would be saying no life.

 

[ant555]

Why am I being tagged in this sh*t thread again?

Admin has to be across everything.

 

[philreich]

Just checking in early to inform you all that the Swamprats suck

Ted Bullpitt just informed me that someone should blow Wonders up.

 

[Cadsky]

And you want to be admin ? Now I would be saying no life.

It'll be a long time before I was admin. Plenty of others in line before me.

 

[Cadsky]

Ted Bullpitt just informed me that someone should blow Wonders up.

Ted talks the talk but can he walk the walk?

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Ted Bullpitt just informed me that someone should blow Wonders up.

 

[philreich]

Ted talks the talk but can he walk the walk?

Ted's a man of action. Finds out that his son in law's uncle is visiting from Italy - rings the Immigration Department and says, "Hello - are you the officer in charge of deporting wog uncles?"

 

[philreich]

You're supposed to give me all the options.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

You're supposed to give me all the options.

As I have always liked you I spared you the options of -

* being hung, drawn and quartered, or
* reading the collected posts of NaturalDisaster