Official Match Thread Season 32 - Round 13: Coney Island Warriors v Dragons FFC at Van Cortlandt Park

[FootyGuy13]

Since you complained about Friday all of last time...



serial_thrilla This is all your fault.

 

[T2B_]

4 : 25.01 {C} - Over the head of Matt_352.
4 : 25.01 {C} - Strigoi gets one hand to it.
4 : .1 {C} - Running with the ball is Pie 4 Life.
4 : .13 {C} - Pie 4 Life nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
4 : .2 {C} - Pie 4 Life loves a shot at goal.
4 : .24 {C} - Oh no. That's come off his knee and dribbled over the line. One behind only.
Coney Island Warriors : 6.4.40
Dragons FFC : 9.6.60
4 : .34 {FB} - ChappyUK takes off.
4 : .4 - <<< DockerDen5215 is coming on to replace Piggy Smalls >>>
4 : .49 {FB} - ChappyUK has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : .55 {FB} - No-look handpass to NaturalDisaster.
4 : .59 {FB} - A slick handpass goes to TubbsFarquhar.
4 : 1.05 {lBP} - A wild handball - but luckily DockerDen5215 was well placed to clean up.
4 : 1.09 {FB} - Flicks it to NaturalDisaster.
4 : 1.13 {rBP} - He transfers play using ChappyUK.
4 : 1.19 {rBP} - Hatchy1992 drops an absolute sitter.
4 : 1.23 {lFP} - Hatchy1992 wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 1.3 {rFP} - Handballs over the top to VandoHawk.
4 : 1.34 {rFP} - Chance for a goal here for VandoHawk.
4 : 1.4 {rFP} - Will it come around? No.
Coney Island Warriors : 6.4.40
Dragons FFC : 9.7.61
4 : 1.49 {FB} - With the ball is ChappyUK.
4 : 1.55 {FB} - No-look handpass to NaturalDisaster.
4 : 1.59 {FB} - Holding the ball.
4 : 2.05 {rFP} - VandoHawk sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 2.09 {rFP} - DockerDen5215 sews him up!.
4 : 2.13 {lBP} - DockerDen5215 has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 2.19 {rHBF} - Freofalcon makes an offer.
4 : 2.24 {rHBF} - HawkAussie must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
4 : 2.3 {lHFF} - With the ball is HawkAussie.
4 : 2.34 {lHFF} - HawkAussie boots toward an open goal.
4 : 2.38 {lHFF} - What a statement by HawkAussie.
Coney Island Warriors : 6.4.40
Dragons FFC : 10.7.67
4 : 2.44 {C} - Two-handed smash out of the ruck by Tonga Bob.
4 : 2.54 {C} - Pie 4 Life hits the ground running.
4 : 2.58 {lHFF} - His kick is towards HawkAussie.
4 : 3.02 {lHFF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
4 : 3.09 {lHFF} - HawkAussie wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 3.13 {lHFF} - Fires out the handpass to T2B_.
4 : 3.19 {lHFF} - T2B_ bounces the ball.
4 : 3.23 {CHF} - He kicks sideways towards BringBackTheAnchor.
4 : 3.3 {CHF} - The umpire calls play on.
4 : 3.33 {CHB} - Moo with the ball now.
4 : 3.37 {rW} - He kicks to a contest.
4 : 3.44 {rW} - Dinsdale can't take it.
4 : 3.48 {lW} - Taking the ball is Bradesmaen.
4 : 3.54 {lW} - Long handpass to the running Strigoi.
4 : 3.58 {lW} - Long handpass to the running Bradesmaen.
4 : 4.03 {lW} - That has to be holding the ball.
4 : 4.09 {rW} - Dinsdale sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 4.13 {lHFF} - He sends the ball to toxic.
4 : 4.19 {lHFF} - Anybody's ball.
4 : 4.23 {lHFF} - toxic looks downfield.
4 : 4.29 {lHFF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 4.33 {FF} - That's a real up and under.
4 : 4.37 {FF} - Stoods was hanging around the back of the pack but the ball fell into his lap.
4 : 4.43 {rBP} - Cold Sober breaks a tackle and is off.
4 : 4.48 {rBP} - No-look handpass to Strigoi.
4 : 4.54 {rBP} - Someone call an ambulance for Strigoi. TheInjuryFactory lined him up and did the job well.
4 : 4.58 {lFP} - zackah with the ball now.
4 : 5.02 - <<< RelaxMax is coming on to replace toxic >>>
4 : 5.12 {lFP} - zackah assessing what lies ahead of him.
4 : 5.19 {lFP} - zackah has a shot at goal.
4 : 5.23 {lFP} - Tremendous solo effort from zackah results in a goal.
Coney Island Warriors : 7.4.46
Dragons FFC : 10.7.67
4 : 5.29 {C} - Strigoi wins the hitout.
4 : 5.37 {rW} - Dinsdale slowing down the play.
4 : 5.43 {rW} - Dinsdale has time to take a bounce.
4 : 5.48 {C} - Handpasses to Volbeat.
4 : 5.54 {C} - Volbeat bounces the ball.
4 : 5.58 {rHFF} - A long pass towards Snuffaluphagus.
4 : 6.02 {rHFF} - Snuffaluphagus gets too far under the ball.
4 : 6.08 {lHBF} - Taking the ball is serial_thrilla.
4 : 6.12 {lHBF} - Flicks it to T2B_.
4 : 6.18 {lHBF} - Long handpass to the running Strigoi.
4 : 6.22 {rW} - His kick is hurried.
4 : 6.28 {rW} - No mark taken as Matt_352 and FootyGuy13 wrestle for position.
4 : 6.33 {lW} - FootyGuy13 with all the time in the world.
4 : 6.37 {lHFF} - Gives the ball to Tonga Bob.
4 : 6.43 {rHFF} - Kick goes sideways.
4 : 6.47 {rHFF} - The ball drops short of Snuffaluphagus.
4 : 6.53 {lHBF} - Its hard and tough but serial_thrilla wins possession.
4 : 6.58 {lHBF} - Handballs to T2B_.
4 : 7.02 {C} - That's a real up and under.
4 : 7.08 {C} - Pie 4 Life is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
4 : 7.12 {rW} - Not enough pressure on Dinsdale.
4 : 7.18 {rW} - No-look handpass to TubbsFarquhar.
4 : 7.22 {rW} - Quick hands to TheInjuryFactory under pressure.
4 : 7.26 {CHF} - A kick in the general direction of Lord_Flashheart.
4 : 7.33 {CHF} - DJ75 claims the mark but its play on.
4 : 7.37 {CHF} - Lord_Flashheart with a little space.
4 : 7.43 {rFP} - With his laser-like left foot.
4 : 7.47 {rFP} - But Ashman OG is better positioned and marks safely.
4 : 7.53 {FB} - Stoods dances around BEEG.
4 : 7.57 {rBP} - Handballs to Cold Sober.
4 : 8.01 {rBP} - He's brought down by zackah.
4 : 8.07 {FF} - BEEG through heavy traffic.
4 : 8.11 {FF} - He goes for goal.
4 : 8.18 {FF} - BEEG puts it through for a behind.
Coney Island Warriors : 7.5.47
Dragons FFC : 10.7.67
4 : 8.26 {FB} - Cold Sober takes off.
4 : 8.32 {lHBF} - A wobbly old kick.
4 : 8.36 {lHBF} - serial_thrilla marks well from the back of the pack.
4 : 8.43 {lHBF} - serial_thrilla signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 8.46 {CHB} - Hands it off to DJ75.
4 : 8.53 {CHB} - DJ75 sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
4 : 8.56 {FB} - Fires out the handpass to A Swallow.
4 : 9.01 {rBP} - A lookaway handpass to Cold Sober.
4 : 9.07 {rBP} - Handpasses to A Swallow.
4 : 9.11 {CHB} - That kick is a real floater.
4 : 9.18 {CHB} - Spoilt by Lord_Flashheart.
4 : 9.22 {CHB} - DJ75 with some space now.
4 : 9.26 {rW} - His kick covers more height than distance.
4 : 9.32 {rW} - Matt_352 is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
4 : 9.36 {rW} - Dinsdale tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
4 : 9.42 {rW} - He has a bounce.
4 : 9.46 {lHFF} - His kick is towards RelaxMax.
4 : 9.52 {lHFF} - RelaxMax appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
4 : 9.56 {lHFF} - RelaxMax breaks a tackle and is off.
4 : 10.01 {rHFF} - Snuffaluphagus on the end of this.
4 : 10.07 {rHFF} - Ooof. serial_thrilla blindsides Snuffaluphagus and I heard that from here.
4 : 10.11 {lHBF} - serial_thrilla with the ball now.
4 : 10.18 {lHBF} - Huge handpass to A Swallow. As good as a kick.
4 : 10.22 {lHBF} - TubbsFarquhar monsters A Swallow.
4 : 10.25 {rHFF} - Snuffaluphagus is now off and running.
4 : 10.32 {FF} - That kick is a real floater.
4 : 10.36 {FF} - Stoods claims the mark but its play on.
4 : 10.42 {FF} - Now BEEG has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 10.46 {FF} - A quick snap from BEEG.
4 : 10.52 {FF} - Oh no. That's come off his knee and dribbled over the line. One behind only.
Coney Island Warriors : 7.6.48
Dragons FFC : 10.7.67
4 : 11.01 {FB} - Cold Sober looking for a lead.
4 : 11.07 {FB} - Passes to Stoods by hand.
4 : 11.11 {lHBF} - Hoofs it forward..
4 : 11.15 {lHBF} - serial_thrilla gets too far under the ball.
4 : 11.21 {rHFF} - The ball is now with Snuffaluphagus.
4 : 11.25 {rHFF} - Draws a man and then with hands to TubbsFarquhar.
4 : 11.31 {rHFF} - TubbsFarquhar fifty-five out - backs himself.
4 : 11.36 {rHFF} - Just a minor score to TubbsFarquhar.
Coney Island Warriors : 7.7.49
Dragons FFC : 10.7.67
4 : 11.46 {FB} - Nobody's checking Cold Sober.
4 : 11.5 {FB} - Finds Strigoi with a handball.
4 : 11.56 {FB} - Handpasses to A Swallow.
4 : 12 {lHBF} - He just bombs away in the direction of serial_thrilla and Snuffaluphagus.
4 : 12.07 {lHBF} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by Snuffaluphagus.
4 : 12.11 {rHFF} - With the ball is Snuffaluphagus.
4 : 12.15 {lFP} - Searching pass in the direction of zackah.
4 : 12.21 {lFP} - Cold Sober upset the marking attempt by zackah.
4 : 12.25 {rBP} - With the ball is Cold Sober.
4 : 12.31 {lBP} - Ashman OG receives his handpass.
4 : 12.36 {FB} - Stoods on the end of this.
4 : 12.41 {rBP} - Kick goes sideways.
4 : 12.46 {rBP} - Cold Sober sticks out a sticky duke and it sticks.
4 : 12.5 {rBP} - So Cold Sober ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 12.56 {CHB} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
4 : 13 {CHB} - Anybody's ball.
4 : 13.06 {rHFF} - Snuffaluphagus has possession.
4 : 13.1 {FF} - Hoofs it forward..
4 : 13.15 {FF} - Stoods must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
4 : 13.21 {lBP} - Nobody's checking Ashman OG.
4 : 13.25 {lBP} - Draws a man and then with hands to Strigoi.
4 : 13.31 {CHB} - He kicks to a contest.
4 : 13.35 {CHB} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
4 : 13.41 {CHB} - DJ75 has possession.
4 : 13.45 {lHBF} - Quick hands to serial_thrilla.
4 : 13.49 {C} - Hurried kick towards Pie 4 Life.
4 : 13.56 {C} - But the kick goes straight to Volbeat.
4 : 14 {rW} - Dinsdale tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
4 : 14.06 {rW} - Handpasses to TubbsFarquhar.
4 : 14.1 {rW} - TubbsFarquhar isn't just seeing stars after that clash with A Swallow. He could map the Milky Way.
4 : 14.15 {lW} - Bradesmaen takes them on.
4 : 14.21 {CHF} - That's a real up and under.
4 : 14.25 {CHF} - A very good mark to BringBackTheAnchor.
4 : 14.31 {CHF} - BringBackTheAnchor with the ball now.
4 : 14.35 {CHF} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 14.41 {lFP} - A flat punt.
4 : 14.45 {lFP} - ChappyUK rises over the pack majestically.
4 : 14.49 {rBP} - ChappyUK has it.
4 : 14.55 {lBP} - He beckons for a lead.
4 : 15 {lBP} - But straight to VandoHawk.
4 : 15.06 {rFP} - With the ball is VandoHawk.
4 : 15.1 {rFP} - VandoHawk about twenty-five out.
4 : 15.14 {rFP} - Misses - no wait! Its a goal!.
Coney Island Warriors : 7.7.49
Dragons FFC : 11.7.73

VandoHawk , now there's a stallion worth riding.

 

[serial_thrilla]

4 : 25.01 {C} - Over the head of Matt_352.
4 : 25.01 {C} - Strigoi gets one hand to it.
4 : .1 {C} - Running with the ball is Pie 4 Life.
4 : .13 {C} - Pie 4 Life nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
4 : .2 {C} - Pie 4 Life loves a shot at goal.
4 : .24 {C} - Oh no. That's come off his knee and dribbled over the line. One behind only.
Coney Island Warriors : 6.4.40
Dragons FFC : 9.6.60
4 : .34 {FB} - ChappyUK takes off.
4 : .4 - <<< DockerDen5215 is coming on to replace Piggy Smalls >>>
4 : .49 {FB} - ChappyUK has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : .55 {FB} - No-look handpass to NaturalDisaster.
4 : .59 {FB} - A slick handpass goes to TubbsFarquhar.
4 : 1.05 {lBP} - A wild handball - but luckily DockerDen5215 was well placed to clean up.
4 : 1.09 {FB} - Flicks it to NaturalDisaster.
4 : 1.13 {rBP} - He transfers play using ChappyUK.
4 : 1.19 {rBP} - Hatchy1992 drops an absolute sitter.
4 : 1.23 {lFP} - Hatchy1992 wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 1.3 {rFP} - Handballs over the top to VandoHawk.
4 : 1.34 {rFP} - Chance for a goal here for VandoHawk.
4 : 1.4 {rFP} - Will it come around? No.
Coney Island Warriors : 6.4.40
Dragons FFC : 9.7.61
4 : 1.49 {FB} - With the ball is ChappyUK.
4 : 1.55 {FB} - No-look handpass to NaturalDisaster.
4 : 1.59 {FB} - Holding the ball.
4 : 2.05 {rFP} - VandoHawk sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 2.09 {rFP} - DockerDen5215 sews him up!.
4 : 2.13 {lBP} - DockerDen5215 has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 2.19 {rHBF} - Freofalcon makes an offer.
4 : 2.24 {rHBF} - HawkAussie must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
4 : 2.3 {lHFF} - With the ball is HawkAussie.
4 : 2.34 {lHFF} - HawkAussie boots toward an open goal.
4 : 2.38 {lHFF} - What a statement by HawkAussie.
Coney Island Warriors : 6.4.40
Dragons FFC : 10.7.67
4 : 2.44 {C} - Two-handed smash out of the ruck by Tonga Bob.
4 : 2.54 {C} - Pie 4 Life hits the ground running.
4 : 2.58 {lHFF} - His kick is towards HawkAussie.
4 : 3.02 {lHFF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
4 : 3.09 {lHFF} - HawkAussie wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 3.13 {lHFF} - Fires out the handpass to T2B_.
4 : 3.19 {lHFF} - T2B_ bounces the ball.
4 : 3.23 {CHF} - He kicks sideways towards BringBackTheAnchor.
4 : 3.3 {CHF} - The umpire calls play on.
4 : 3.33 {CHB} - Moo with the ball now.
4 : 3.37 {rW} - He kicks to a contest.
4 : 3.44 {rW} - Dinsdale can't take it.
4 : 3.48 {lW} - Taking the ball is Bradesmaen.
4 : 3.54 {lW} - Long handpass to the running Strigoi.
4 : 3.58 {lW} - Long handpass to the running Bradesmaen.
4 : 4.03 {lW} - That has to be holding the ball.
4 : 4.09 {rW} - Dinsdale sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 4.13 {lHFF} - He sends the ball to toxic.
4 : 4.19 {lHFF} - Anybody's ball.
4 : 4.23 {lHFF} - toxic looks downfield.
4 : 4.29 {lHFF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 4.33 {FF} - That's a real up and under.
4 : 4.37 {FF} - Stoods was hanging around the back of the pack but the ball fell into his lap.
4 : 4.43 {rBP} - Cold Sober breaks a tackle and is off.
4 : 4.48 {rBP} - No-look handpass to Strigoi.
4 : 4.54 {rBP} - Someone call an ambulance for Strigoi. TheInjuryFactory lined him up and did the job well.
4 : 4.58 {lFP} - zackah with the ball now.
4 : 5.02 - <<< RelaxMax is coming on to replace toxic >>>
4 : 5.12 {lFP} - zackah assessing what lies ahead of him.
4 : 5.19 {lFP} - zackah has a shot at goal.
4 : 5.23 {lFP} - Tremendous solo effort from zackah results in a goal.
Coney Island Warriors : 7.4.46
Dragons FFC : 10.7.67
4 : 5.29 {C} - Strigoi wins the hitout.
4 : 5.37 {rW} - Dinsdale slowing down the play.
4 : 5.43 {rW} - Dinsdale has time to take a bounce.
4 : 5.48 {C} - Handpasses to Volbeat.
4 : 5.54 {C} - Volbeat bounces the ball.
4 : 5.58 {rHFF} - A long pass towards Snuffaluphagus.
4 : 6.02 {rHFF} - Snuffaluphagus gets too far under the ball.
4 : 6.08 {lHBF} - Taking the ball is serial_thrilla.
4 : 6.12 {lHBF} - Flicks it to T2B_.
4 : 6.18 {lHBF} - Long handpass to the running Strigoi.
4 : 6.22 {rW} - His kick is hurried.
4 : 6.28 {rW} - No mark taken as Matt_352 and FootyGuy13 wrestle for position.
4 : 6.33 {lW} - FootyGuy13 with all the time in the world.
4 : 6.37 {lHFF} - Gives the ball to Tonga Bob.
4 : 6.43 {rHFF} - Kick goes sideways.
4 : 6.47 {rHFF} - The ball drops short of Snuffaluphagus.
4 : 6.53 {lHBF} - Its hard and tough but serial_thrilla wins possession.
4 : 6.58 {lHBF} - Handballs to T2B_.
4 : 7.02 {C} - That's a real up and under.
4 : 7.08 {C} - Pie 4 Life is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
4 : 7.12 {rW} - Not enough pressure on Dinsdale.
4 : 7.18 {rW} - No-look handpass to TubbsFarquhar.
4 : 7.22 {rW} - Quick hands to TheInjuryFactory under pressure.
4 : 7.26 {CHF} - A kick in the general direction of Lord_Flashheart.
4 : 7.33 {CHF} - DJ75 claims the mark but its play on.
4 : 7.37 {CHF} - Lord_Flashheart with a little space.
4 : 7.43 {rFP} - With his laser-like left foot.
4 : 7.47 {rFP} - But Ashman OG is better positioned and marks safely.
4 : 7.53 {FB} - Stoods dances around BEEG.
4 : 7.57 {rBP} - Handballs to Cold Sober.
4 : 8.01 {rBP} - He's brought down by zackah.
4 : 8.07 {FF} - BEEG through heavy traffic.
4 : 8.11 {FF} - He goes for goal.
4 : 8.18 {FF} - BEEG puts it through for a behind.
Coney Island Warriors : 7.5.47
Dragons FFC : 10.7.67
4 : 8.26 {FB} - Cold Sober takes off.
4 : 8.32 {lHBF} - A wobbly old kick.
4 : 8.36 {lHBF} - serial_thrilla marks well from the back of the pack.
4 : 8.43 {lHBF} - serial_thrilla signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 8.46 {CHB} - Hands it off to DJ75.
4 : 8.53 {CHB} - DJ75 sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
4 : 8.56 {FB} - Fires out the handpass to A Swallow.
4 : 9.01 {rBP} - A lookaway handpass to Cold Sober.
4 : 9.07 {rBP} - Handpasses to A Swallow.
4 : 9.11 {CHB} - That kick is a real floater.
4 : 9.18 {CHB} - Spoilt by Lord_Flashheart.
4 : 9.22 {CHB} - DJ75 with some space now.
4 : 9.26 {rW} - His kick covers more height than distance.
4 : 9.32 {rW} - Matt_352 is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
4 : 9.36 {rW} - Dinsdale tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
4 : 9.42 {rW} - He has a bounce.
4 : 9.46 {lHFF} - His kick is towards RelaxMax.
4 : 9.52 {lHFF} - RelaxMax appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
4 : 9.56 {lHFF} - RelaxMax breaks a tackle and is off.
4 : 10.01 {rHFF} - Snuffaluphagus on the end of this.
4 : 10.07 {rHFF} - Ooof. serial_thrilla blindsides Snuffaluphagus and I heard that from here.
4 : 10.11 {lHBF} - serial_thrilla with the ball now.
4 : 10.18 {lHBF} - Huge handpass to A Swallow. As good as a kick.
4 : 10.22 {lHBF} - TubbsFarquhar monsters A Swallow.
4 : 10.25 {rHFF} - Snuffaluphagus is now off and running.
4 : 10.32 {FF} - That kick is a real floater.
4 : 10.36 {FF} - Stoods claims the mark but its play on.
4 : 10.42 {FF} - Now BEEG has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 10.46 {FF} - A quick snap from BEEG.
4 : 10.52 {FF} - Oh no. That's come off his knee and dribbled over the line. One behind only.
Coney Island Warriors : 7.6.48
Dragons FFC : 10.7.67
4 : 11.01 {FB} - Cold Sober looking for a lead.
4 : 11.07 {FB} - Passes to Stoods by hand.
4 : 11.11 {lHBF} - Hoofs it forward..
4 : 11.15 {lHBF} - serial_thrilla gets too far under the ball.
4 : 11.21 {rHFF} - The ball is now with Snuffaluphagus.
4 : 11.25 {rHFF} - Draws a man and then with hands to TubbsFarquhar.
4 : 11.31 {rHFF} - TubbsFarquhar fifty-five out - backs himself.
4 : 11.36 {rHFF} - Just a minor score to TubbsFarquhar.
Coney Island Warriors : 7.7.49
Dragons FFC : 10.7.67
4 : 11.46 {FB} - Nobody's checking Cold Sober.
4 : 11.5 {FB} - Finds Strigoi with a handball.
4 : 11.56 {FB} - Handpasses to A Swallow.
4 : 12 {lHBF} - He just bombs away in the direction of serial_thrilla and Snuffaluphagus.
4 : 12.07 {lHBF} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by Snuffaluphagus.
4 : 12.11 {rHFF} - With the ball is Snuffaluphagus.
4 : 12.15 {lFP} - Searching pass in the direction of zackah.
4 : 12.21 {lFP} - Cold Sober upset the marking attempt by zackah.
4 : 12.25 {rBP} - With the ball is Cold Sober.
4 : 12.31 {lBP} - Ashman OG receives his handpass.
4 : 12.36 {FB} - Stoods on the end of this.
4 : 12.41 {rBP} - Kick goes sideways.
4 : 12.46 {rBP} - Cold Sober sticks out a sticky duke and it sticks.
4 : 12.5 {rBP} - So Cold Sober ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 12.56 {CHB} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
4 : 13 {CHB} - Anybody's ball.
4 : 13.06 {rHFF} - Snuffaluphagus has possession.
4 : 13.1 {FF} - Hoofs it forward..
4 : 13.15 {FF} - Stoods must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
4 : 13.21 {lBP} - Nobody's checking Ashman OG.
4 : 13.25 {lBP} - Draws a man and then with hands to Strigoi.
4 : 13.31 {CHB} - He kicks to a contest.
4 : 13.35 {CHB} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
4 : 13.41 {CHB} - DJ75 has possession.
4 : 13.45 {lHBF} - Quick hands to serial_thrilla.
4 : 13.49 {C} - Hurried kick towards Pie 4 Life.
4 : 13.56 {C} - But the kick goes straight to Volbeat.
4 : 14 {rW} - Dinsdale tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
4 : 14.06 {rW} - Handpasses to TubbsFarquhar.
4 : 14.1 {rW} - TubbsFarquhar isn't just seeing stars after that clash with A Swallow. He could map the Milky Way.
4 : 14.15 {lW} - Bradesmaen takes them on.
4 : 14.21 {CHF} - That's a real up and under.
4 : 14.25 {CHF} - A very good mark to BringBackTheAnchor.
4 : 14.31 {CHF} - BringBackTheAnchor with the ball now.
4 : 14.35 {CHF} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 14.41 {lFP} - A flat punt.
4 : 14.45 {lFP} - ChappyUK rises over the pack majestically.
4 : 14.49 {rBP} - ChappyUK has it.
4 : 14.55 {lBP} - He beckons for a lead.
4 : 15 {lBP} - But straight to VandoHawk.
4 : 15.06 {rFP} - With the ball is VandoHawk.
4 : 15.1 {rFP} - VandoHawk about twenty-five out.
4 : 15.14 {rFP} - Misses - no wait! Its a goal!.
Coney Island Warriors : 7.7.49
Dragons FFC : 11.7.73

The pocket stallion VandoHawk on fire!

 

[philreich]

4 : 15.21 {C} - Superb ruckwork from Tonga Bob.
4 : 15.31 {lW} - FootyGuy13 sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
4 : 15.35 {rW} - He handpasses to Dinsdale.
4 : 15.41 {C} - An underground handpass to Volbeat.
4 : 15.45 {C} - Volbeat crunched by Pie 4 Life! Volbeat very slow to get up.
4 : 15.49 {lW} - With the ball is Bradesmaen.
4 : 15.55 {lHFF} - Flicks it to A Swallow.
4 : 16 {CHF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 16.06 {CHF} - The players stop in confusion. For some reason the ump has paid a free to BringBackTheAnchor.
4 : 16.1 {CHB} - Moo slowing down the play.
4 : 16.14 {FB} - A long looping handpass to NaturalDisaster.
4 : 16.2 {FB} - A lookaway handpass to TubbsFarquhar.
4 : 16.24 {FB} - A Swallow rides TubbsFarquhar into the ground.
4 : 16.3 {FF} - Bonz sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 16.34 {FF} - Chance for a goal here for Bonz.
4 : 16.38 {FF} - Was it touched? Goal umpire says no!.
Coney Island Warriors : 7.7.49
Dragons FFC : 12.7.79
4 : 16.45 {C} - Winning the bounce is Tonga Bob.
4 : 16.55 {lW} - FootyGuy13 has a paddock.
4 : 16.59 {lW} - FootyGuy13 doesn't make an effort to get rid of the ball - he's lost it.
4 : 17.07 {rW} - Matt_352 sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 17.09 {rW} - Gets a handpass away to T2B_.
4 : 17.13 {rW} - Ooof. Tonga Bob blindsides T2B_ and I heard that from here.
4 : 17.2 {lW} - Running with the ball is FootyGuy13.
4 : 17.24 {lW} - FootyGuy13 takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 17.3 {lW} - He's run a long way - penalised.
4 : 17.34 {rW} - Matt_352 has it.
4 : 17.38 {rW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 17.45 {rHFF} - Matt_352's taken another bounce.
4 : 17.49 {rHFF} - Mofra monsters Knifey Spoony.
4 : 17.55 {lHBF} - Mofra takes off.
4 : 17.59 {rHBF} - Spears a kick towards Freofalcon.
4 : 18.05 {rHBF} - HawkAussie rises over the pack majestically.
4 : 18.09 {lHFF} - The ball is now with HawkAussie.
4 : 18.13 {lHFF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 18.19 {lHFF} - Decision paid against Strigoi for manhandling.
4 : 18.23 {rHBF} - Freofalcon slowing down the play.
4 : 18.3 {lW} - With his laser-like left foot.
4 : 18.34 {lW} - FootyGuy13 appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
4 : 18.38 {lW} - FootyGuy13 takes off.
4 : 18.45 {rW} - He beckons for a lead.
4 : 18.48 {rW} - The umpire calls play on.
4 : 18.55 {rW} - Dinsdale with all the time in the world.
4 : 18.58 {lW} - Passes to FootyGuy13 by hand.
4 : 19.05 {lW} - Gives the ball to TheInjuryFactory.
4 : 19.09 {lW} - TheInjuryFactory dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 19.13 {lW} - But Matt_352 collects FootyGuy13 and somehow comes out with the ball.
4 : 19.19 {rW} - Matt_352 wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 19.23 {CHF} - A flat punt.
4 : 19.3 {CHF} - Top mark Moo.
4 : 19.34 {CHB} - Moo wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 19.38 {rHBF} - Spears a kick towards Freofalcon.
4 : 19.44 {rHBF} - Freofalcon slips at the crucial moment and its marked by HawkAussie.
4 : 19.48 {CHF} - BringBackTheAnchor wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 19.54 {CHF} - No-look handpass to Strigoi.
4 : 19.58 {CHF} - Strigoi takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 20.04 {lFP} - He gets his kick away.
4 : 20.08 {lFP} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
4 : 20.13 {rBP} - ChappyUK with some space now.
4 : 20.19 {lHBF} - Thumps the ball forward.
4 : 20.23 {lHBF} - Poor effort from Mofra and Knifey Spoony takes the mark.
4 : 20.27 {rHFF} - Running with the ball is Knifey Spoony.
4 : 20.34 {FF} - A kick towards Bonz territory.
4 : 20.37 {FF} - But straight to NaturalDisaster.
4 : 20.44 {FB} - NaturalDisaster streaming down the ground.
4 : 20.48 {lHBF} - A wobbly old kick.
4 : 20.54 {lHBF} - Mofra appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
4 : 20.58 {rHFF} - Knifey Spoony streaming down the ground.
4 : 21.02 {rHFF} - Knifey Spoony takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 21.08 {rFP} - A Swallow runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 21.13 {rFP} - Surely A Swallow wouldn't miss this.
4 : 21.19 {rFP} - A Swallow boots it through and lets TubbsFarquhar know all about it.
Coney Island Warriors : 7.7.49
Dragons FFC : 13.7.85
4 : 21.23 {C} - Tonga Bob times his jump well and wins the tap.
4 : 21.33 {C} - A bit of space for T2B_ to utilise.
4 : 21.37 {C} - A long looping handpass to A Swallow.
4 : 21.43 {lW} - Bradesmaen screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
4 : 21.47 {lW} - Dinsdale upset the marking attempt by Bradesmaen.
4 : 21.53 {lW} - Bradesmaen with all the time in the world.
4 : 21.58 {rHFF} - His kick is towards Knifey Spoony.
4 : 22.02 {rHFF} - Over the head of Knifey Spoony.
4 : 22.08 {rHFF} - Knifey Spoony slowing down the play.
4 : 22.12 {rHFF} - Knifey Spoony from just outside the fifty ...
4 : 22.18 {rHFF} - Knifey Spoony is celebrating but it's been touched off the boot.
Coney Island Warriors : 7.7.49
Dragons FFC : 13.8.86
4 : 22.29 {FB} - DockerDen5215 looks downfield.
4 : 22.33 {FB} - What a tackle.
4 : 22.37 {FF} - Now Bonz has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 22.43 {FF} - A gimme goal coming up if Bonz keeps his cool.
4 : 22.47 {FF} - Starts right - a stays right. One behind.
Coney Island Warriors : 7.7.49
Dragons FFC : 13.9.87
4 : 22.58 {FB} - DockerDen5215 wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 23.02 {FB} - He handpasses to TubbsFarquhar.
4 : 23.08 {lHBF} - He just bombs away in the direction of Mofra and Knifey Spoony.
4 : 23.12 {lHBF} - Mofra gets too far under the ball.
4 : 23.18 {lHBF} - Mofra with the ball now.
4 : 23.22 {lHBF} - A poor handpass but TubbsFarquhar is up to the challenge.
4 : 23.28 {CHB} - He beckons for a lead.
4 : 23.32 {CHB} - Moo can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
4 : 23.37 {CHB} - Moo looking for a lead.
4 : 23.43 {lHBF} - Handpass over the shoulder to Mofra.
4 : 23.47 {lHBF} - He gets a handpass to TheInjuryFactory.
4 : 23.53 {rHBF} - Handballs over the top to Freofalcon.
4 : 23.57 {lHBF} - Mofra screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
4 : 24.01 {lHBF} - Knifey Spoony did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
4 : 24.08 {rHFF} - Knifey Spoony is now off and running.
4 : 24.12 {rHFF} - He gets a handpass to T2B_.
4 : 24.18 {C} - Gets a handpass away to Pie 4 Life.
4 : 24.22 {rW} - Kick goes sideways.
4 : 24.28 {rW} - Anybody's ball.
4 : 24.32 {rW} - With the ball is Matt_352.
4 : 24.37 - <<< Piggy Smalls is coming on to replace ChappyUK >>>
4 : 24.47 {rW} - With the ball is Matt_352.
4 : 24.51 {rW} - Matt_352 crunched by FootyGuy13! Matt_352 very slow to get up.
4 : 24.57 {lW} - Nobody's checking FootyGuy13.
=====================================
SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Coney Island Warriors : 7.7.49
Dragons FFC : 13.9.87
=====================================



Match Over!

 

[Strigoi]

Alright, last quarter coming up. We gotta put the pedal to metal and send the Karens back to their managers!

 

[philreich]

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

CIW SENIORS Vs DRA SENIORS
CIW               0    2        3    4        6    4        7    7    49       
DRA               5    0        7    2        9    5        13   9    87       
CIW        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  DRA         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Piggy Smal  0  1  1  0  0  0  1  0  0    3  Cold Sober   0  5  6  14 1  0  0  0  0   65
NaturalDis  0  5  2  5  1  0  1  0  0   32  Stoods       0  4  3  6  1  0  0  0  0   37
DockerDen5  0  7  0  11 3  0  0  0  0   55  Ashman OG    0  1  1  3  0  0  0  0  0   12
Freofalcon  0  8  2  7  1  0  0  1  0   54  Blaze Stor   0  2  2  7  1  0  1  0  0   27
Moo         0  4  6  8  0  1  1  0  0   44  DJ75         0  7  3  5  2  0  1  0  0   45
Mofra       0  3  1  6  2  0  0  0  0   32  serial_thr   0  5  4  6  0  0  0  0  0   39
Dinsdale    0  10 4  12 3  2  0  0  0   80  Matt_352     0  6  5  11 2  0  1  0  2   62
Volbeat     0  13 5  6  0  0  1  1  0   69  Pie 4 Life   0  13 5  5  2  0  0  0  1   73
FootyGuy13  0  4  3  12 0  1  3  0  0   37  Bradesmaen   0  8  1  3  4  0  2  0  0   43
Snuffaluph  0  8  3  4  0  0  0  0  0   41  Knifey Spo   0  7  5  6  0  0  0  1  1   55
Lord_Flash  0  6  4  6  0  2  0  1  0   50  BringBackT   0  5  3  4  0  0  1  1  0   35
RelaxMax    0  6  1  4  0  0  0  0  0   29  HawkAussie   0  1  3  2  0  0  0  1  0   22
Raveneyes   0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0  VandoHawk    0  4  1  0  0  1  0  2  2   30
BEEG        0  5  0  0  0  0  0  2  3   30  Bonz         0  7  1  0  2  1  0  4  3   60
zackah      0  3  1  0  2  0  0  2  1   33  Hatchy1992   0  1  0  1  0  0  0  1  0   11
Tonga Bob   10 4  0  8  4  2  0  0  0   56  Strigoi      9  7  0  10 3  1  1  0  0   60
TubbsFarqu  0  4  0  3  2  1  0  0  1   28  A Swallow    0  11 0  5  5  3  2  1  0   66
TheInjuryF  0  9  0  3  8  2  1  0  2   66  T2B_         0  8  0  8  6  3  1  0  0   64
ChappyUK    0  4  2  3  0  0  1  0  0   21  Ljp86        0  6  2  1  1  0  1  2  0   39
toxic       0  2  3  7  0  0  0  0  0   29  Chief        0  1  1  2  0  0  0  0  0   10

            CIW   DRA
Hitouts   : 10   9 
Kicks     : 106  109 
Marks     : 38   46 
Handballs : 105  99 
Tackles   : 26   30 
Frees For : 11   9 
Frees Ag. : 9    11 
Smothers  : 0    1 
Ironouts  : 5    8 
Inside50  : 16   16 
Goals     : 7    13 
Behinds   : 7    9

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
3.15 - Goal to BringBackTheAnchor (DRA) - DRA by 6 point(s).
4.49 - Goal to Bonz (DRA) - DRA by 12 point(s).
6.33 - Goal to Ljp86 (DRA) - DRA by 18 point(s).
7.14 - Goal to Ljp86 (DRA) - DRA by 24 point(s).
18.34 - Behind to TheInjuryFactory (CIW) - DRA by 23 point(s).
19.15 - Behind to BEEG (CIW) - DRA by 22 point(s).
22.53 - Goal to VandoHawk (DRA) - DRA by 28 point(s).

Second Quarter :
1.52 - Goal to Freofalcon (CIW) - DRA by 22 point(s).
4.37 - Behind to Matt_352 (DRA) - DRA by 23 point(s).
7.05 - Goal to Knifey Spoony (DRA) - DRA by 29 point(s).
9.22 - Goal to Lord_Flashheart (CIW) - DRA by 23 point(s).
12.19 - Goal to Bonz (DRA) - DRA by 29 point(s).
13.37 - Behind to zackah (CIW) - DRA by 28 point(s).
15.18 - Behind to TheInjuryFactory (CIW) - DRA by 27 point(s).
20.42 - Behind to Bonz (DRA) - DRA by 28 point(s).
23.12 - Goal to Volbeat (CIW) - DRA by 22 point(s).

Third Quarter :
1.52 - Behind to Matt_352 (DRA) - DRA by 23 point(s).
8.01 - Goal to zackah (CIW) - DRA by 17 point(s).
11.36 - Goal to Hatchy1992 (DRA) - DRA by 23 point(s).
13.49 - Goal to BEEG (CIW) - DRA by 17 point(s).
15.24 - Behind to VandoHawk (DRA) - DRA by 18 point(s).
15.55 - Behind to Bonz (DRA) - DRA by 19 point(s).
21.27 - Goal to BEEG (CIW) - DRA by 13 point(s).
23.37 - Goal to Bonz (DRA) - DRA by 19 point(s).

Final Quarter :
.3 - Behind to Pie 4 Life (DRA) - DRA by 20 point(s).
1.45 - Behind to VandoHawk (DRA) - DRA by 21 point(s).
2.44 - Goal to HawkAussie (DRA) - DRA by 27 point(s).
5.29 - Goal to zackah (CIW) - DRA by 21 point(s).
8.22 - Behind to BEEG (CIW) - DRA by 20 point(s).
10.56 - Behind to BEEG (CIW) - DRA by 19 point(s).
11.41 - Behind to TubbsFarquhar (CIW) - DRA by 18 point(s).
15.21 - Goal to VandoHawk (DRA) - DRA by 24 point(s).
16.45 - Goal to Bonz (DRA) - DRA by 30 point(s).
21.23 - Goal to A Swallow (DRA) - DRA by 36 point(s).
22.22 - Rushed behind to DRA - DRA by 37 point(s).
22.53 - Behind to Bonz (DRA) - DRA by 38 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

CIW
TubbsFarquhar        0 (On) 1.34 (Off) 67.13 (On) Total : 34%
NaturalDisaster      0 (On) Total : 100%
Raveneyes            0 (On) Total : 100%
RelaxMax             0 (On) 39.14 (Off) 43.52 (On) 59.11 (Off) 80.02 (On) Total : 74%
Moo                  0 (On) Total : 100%
Mofra                0 (On) Total : 100%
Dinsdale             0 (On) Total : 100%
Volbeat              0 (On) Total : 100%
FootyGuy13           0 (On) Total : 100%
Snuffaluphagus       0 (On) Total : 100%
toxic                0 (On) 80.02 (Off) Total : 80%
Lord_Flashheart      0 (On) Total : 100%
Freofalcon           0 (On) 37.54 (Off) 39.14 (On) Total : 98%
BEEG                 0 (On) Total : 100%
zackah               0 (On) Total : 100%
Tonga Bob            0 (On) Total : 100%
DockerDen5215        0 (On) 67.13 (Off) 75.4 (On) Total : 91%
TheInjuryFactory     0 (On) Total : 100%
ChappyUK             0 (Off) 1.34 (On) 43.52 (Off) 59.11 (On) 99.37 (Off) Total : 81%
Piggy Smalls         0 (Off) 37.54 (On) 75.4 (Off) 99.37 (On) Total : 38%

DRA
Chief                0 (On) 9.22 (Off) 15.06 (On) 58.43 (Off) Total : 53%
Pie 4 Life           0 (On) 15.06 (Off) 19.25 (On) Total : 95%
serial_thrilla       0 (On) 49.41 (Off) 56.02 (On) Total : 93%
Blaze Storm          0 (On) Total : 100%
DJ75                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Cold Sober           0 (On) Total : 100%
Matt_352             0 (On) Total : 100%
Stoods               0 (On) 19.25 (Off) 25.13 (On) 56.02 (Off) 58.43 (On) Total : 91%
Bradesmaen           0 (On) Total : 100%
Knifey Spoony        0 (On) Total : 100%
BringBackTheAnchor   0 (On) Total : 100%
Ljp86                0 (On) 54.13 (Off) Total : 54%
VandoHawk            0 (On) Total : 100%
Bonz                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Hatchy1992           0 (On) Total : 100%
Strigoi              0 (On) Total : 100%
A Swallow            0 (On) Total : 100%
T2B_                 0 (On) Total : 100%
HawkAussie           0 (Off) 54.13 (On) Total : 45%
Ashman OG            0 (Off) 9.22 (On) 25.13 (Off) 49.41 (On) Total : 65%

Total :  3600               Average :  89.99999

MATCH-UPS :

• In an epic battle, DockerDen5215 did very well against A Swallow. - 66m from 0 to 66.
• Toe to toe throughout, A Swallow did very well against TubbsFarquhar. - 29m from 69 to 98.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Ashman OG exposed Raveneyes's frailties. - 18m from 70 to 88.
• Neither having much reason to brag, zackah and Ashman OG were hard to separate - though zackah was slightly more effective. - 6m from 13 to 19.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Chief was easily the winner in the clash with BEEG. - 39m from 18 to 57.
• Neither getting, near the ball much, Pie 4 Life did a demolition job on BEEG. - 2m from 13 to 15.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, Stoods came out tops over the brave BEEG. - 25m from 63 to 88.
• In quite a tussle, Lord_Flashheart did very well against Blaze Storm. - 64m from 5 to 69.
• Neither having much reason to brag, RelaxMax had the better of Blaze Storm. - 0m from 85 to 85.
• Neither having much reason to brag, toxic did very well against Blaze Storm. - 7m from 72 to 79.
• In a resume-material performance, Bonz won the bout with NaturalDisaster. - 93m from 4 to 97.
• In a resume-material performance, Dinsdale won the bout with Bradesmaen. - 97m from 0 to 97.
• In quite a tussle, Moo came out tops over the brave BringBackTheAnchor. - 96m from 2 to 98.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, ChappyUK gave Hatchy1992 a bath. - 87m from 8 to 95.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, Cold Sober had Snuffaluphagus's measure. - 61m from 1 to 62.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, zackah won the bout with Cold Sober. - 18m from 70 to 88.
• Neither having much reason to brag, not much between DJ75 and Lord_Flashheart - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 6m from 82 to 88.
• In a solid performance, DJ75 won the bout with toxic. - 48m from 5 to 53.
• Despite neither player having much impact, VandoHawk won the bout with DockerDen5215. - 22m from 76 to 98.
• Despite neither player having much impact, Matt_352 was slightly more polished than FootyGuy13. - 99m from 0 to 99.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, HawkAussie and Freofalcon were hard to separate - though HawkAussie was slightly more effective. - 44m from 55 to 99.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, Freofalcon won the bout with Ljp86. - 9m from 45 to 54.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Freofalcon either broke even with serial_thrilla or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 8m from 18 to 26.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Freofalcon came out tops over the brave VandoHawk. - 0m from 30 to 30.
• Neither having much reason to brag, RelaxMax was slightly more polished than Hatchy1992. - 7m from 45 to 52.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Knifey Spoony did well against Mofra. - 95m from 4 to 99.
• In a solid performance, Ljp86 won the bout with RelaxMax. - 34m from 2 to 36.
• In a solid performance, Pie 4 Life was easily the winner in the clash with Volbeat. - 79m from 20 to 99.
• Neither having much reason to brag, not much between VandoHawk and Piggy Smalls - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 4m from 61 to 65.
• In what was a very slow day for both, serial_thrilla won the bout with Raveneyes. - 5m from 38 to 43.
• Neither having much reason to brag, VandoHawk and Raveneyes were hard to separate - though VandoHawk was slightly more effective. - 0m from 22 to 22.
• Neither having much reason to brag, zackah and serial_thrilla were hard to separate - though zackah was slightly more effective. - 0m from 57 to 57.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, serial_thrilla came out tops over the brave Snuffaluphagus. - 20m from 68 to 88.
• While very slim pickings for both players, Volbeat came out tops over the brave Stoods. - 16m from 1 to 17.
• Neither getting, near the ball much, Stoods was way too good for zackah. - 4m from 38 to 42.
• In an epic battle, Tonga Bob either broke even with Strigoi or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 100m from 0 to 100.
• In an epic battle, T2B_ and TheInjuryFactory were evenly matched. - 99m from 1 to 100.

 

[serial_thrilla]

4 : 15.21 {C} - Superb ruckwork from Tonga Bob.
4 : 15.31 {lW} - FootyGuy13 sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
4 : 15.35 {rW} - He handpasses to Dinsdale.
4 : 15.41 {C} - An underground handpass to Volbeat.
4 : 15.45 {C} - Volbeat crunched by Pie 4 Life! Volbeat very slow to get up.
4 : 15.49 {lW} - With the ball is Bradesmaen.
4 : 15.55 {lHFF} - Flicks it to A Swallow.
4 : 16 {CHF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 16.06 {CHF} - The players stop in confusion. For some reason the ump has paid a free to BringBackTheAnchor.
4 : 16.1 {CHB} - Moo slowing down the play.
4 : 16.14 {FB} - A long looping handpass to NaturalDisaster.
4 : 16.2 {FB} - A lookaway handpass to TubbsFarquhar.
4 : 16.24 {FB} - A Swallow rides TubbsFarquhar into the ground.
4 : 16.3 {FF} - Bonz sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 16.34 {FF} - Chance for a goal here for Bonz.
4 : 16.38 {FF} - Was it touched? Goal umpire says no!.
Coney Island Warriors : 7.7.49
Dragons FFC : 12.7.79
4 : 16.45 {C} - Winning the bounce is Tonga Bob.
4 : 16.55 {lW} - FootyGuy13 has a paddock.
4 : 16.59 {lW} - FootyGuy13 doesn't make an effort to get rid of the ball - he's lost it.
4 : 17.07 {rW} - Matt_352 sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 17.09 {rW} - Gets a handpass away to T2B_.
4 : 17.13 {rW} - Ooof. Tonga Bob blindsides T2B_ and I heard that from here.
4 : 17.2 {lW} - Running with the ball is FootyGuy13.
4 : 17.24 {lW} - FootyGuy13 takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 17.3 {lW} - He's run a long way - penalised.
4 : 17.34 {rW} - Matt_352 has it.
4 : 17.38 {rW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 17.45 {rHFF} - Matt_352's taken another bounce.
4 : 17.49 {rHFF} - Mofra monsters Knifey Spoony.
4 : 17.55 {lHBF} - Mofra takes off.
4 : 17.59 {rHBF} - Spears a kick towards Freofalcon.
4 : 18.05 {rHBF} - HawkAussie rises over the pack majestically.
4 : 18.09 {lHFF} - The ball is now with HawkAussie.
4 : 18.13 {lHFF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 18.19 {lHFF} - Decision paid against Strigoi for manhandling.
4 : 18.23 {rHBF} - Freofalcon slowing down the play.
4 : 18.3 {lW} - With his laser-like left foot.
4 : 18.34 {lW} - FootyGuy13 appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
4 : 18.38 {lW} - FootyGuy13 takes off.
4 : 18.45 {rW} - He beckons for a lead.
4 : 18.48 {rW} - The umpire calls play on.
4 : 18.55 {rW} - Dinsdale with all the time in the world.
4 : 18.58 {lW} - Passes to FootyGuy13 by hand.
4 : 19.05 {lW} - Gives the ball to TheInjuryFactory.
4 : 19.09 {lW} - TheInjuryFactory dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 19.13 {lW} - But Matt_352 collects FootyGuy13 and somehow comes out with the ball.
4 : 19.19 {rW} - Matt_352 wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 19.23 {CHF} - A flat punt.
4 : 19.3 {CHF} - Top mark Moo.
4 : 19.34 {CHB} - Moo wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 19.38 {rHBF} - Spears a kick towards Freofalcon.
4 : 19.44 {rHBF} - Freofalcon slips at the crucial moment and its marked by HawkAussie.
4 : 19.48 {CHF} - BringBackTheAnchor wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 19.54 {CHF} - No-look handpass to Strigoi.
4 : 19.58 {CHF} - Strigoi takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 20.04 {lFP} - He gets his kick away.
4 : 20.08 {lFP} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
4 : 20.13 {rBP} - ChappyUK with some space now.
4 : 20.19 {lHBF} - Thumps the ball forward.
4 : 20.23 {lHBF} - Poor effort from Mofra and Knifey Spoony takes the mark.
4 : 20.27 {rHFF} - Running with the ball is Knifey Spoony.
4 : 20.34 {FF} - A kick towards Bonz territory.
4 : 20.37 {FF} - But straight to NaturalDisaster.
4 : 20.44 {FB} - NaturalDisaster streaming down the ground.
4 : 20.48 {lHBF} - A wobbly old kick.
4 : 20.54 {lHBF} - Mofra appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
4 : 20.58 {rHFF} - Knifey Spoony streaming down the ground.
4 : 21.02 {rHFF} - Knifey Spoony takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 21.08 {rFP} - A Swallow runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 21.13 {rFP} - Surely A Swallow wouldn't miss this.
4 : 21.19 {rFP} - A Swallow boots it through and lets TubbsFarquhar know all about it.
Coney Island Warriors : 7.7.49
Dragons FFC : 13.7.85
4 : 21.23 {C} - Tonga Bob times his jump well and wins the tap.
4 : 21.33 {C} - A bit of space for T2B_ to utilise.
4 : 21.37 {C} - A long looping handpass to A Swallow.
4 : 21.43 {lW} - Bradesmaen screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
4 : 21.47 {lW} - Dinsdale upset the marking attempt by Bradesmaen.
4 : 21.53 {lW} - Bradesmaen with all the time in the world.
4 : 21.58 {rHFF} - His kick is towards Knifey Spoony.
4 : 22.02 {rHFF} - Over the head of Knifey Spoony.
4 : 22.08 {rHFF} - Knifey Spoony slowing down the play.
4 : 22.12 {rHFF} - Knifey Spoony from just outside the fifty ...
4 : 22.18 {rHFF} - Knifey Spoony is celebrating but it's been touched off the boot.
Coney Island Warriors : 7.7.49
Dragons FFC : 13.8.86
4 : 22.29 {FB} - DockerDen5215 looks downfield.
4 : 22.33 {FB} - What a tackle.
4 : 22.37 {FF} - Now Bonz has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 22.43 {FF} - A gimme goal coming up if Bonz keeps his cool.
4 : 22.47 {FF} - Starts right - a stays right. One behind.
Coney Island Warriors : 7.7.49
Dragons FFC : 13.9.87
4 : 22.58 {FB} - DockerDen5215 wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 23.02 {FB} - He handpasses to TubbsFarquhar.
4 : 23.08 {lHBF} - He just bombs away in the direction of Mofra and Knifey Spoony.
4 : 23.12 {lHBF} - Mofra gets too far under the ball.
4 : 23.18 {lHBF} - Mofra with the ball now.
4 : 23.22 {lHBF} - A poor handpass but TubbsFarquhar is up to the challenge.
4 : 23.28 {CHB} - He beckons for a lead.
4 : 23.32 {CHB} - Moo can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
4 : 23.37 {CHB} - Moo looking for a lead.
4 : 23.43 {lHBF} - Handpass over the shoulder to Mofra.
4 : 23.47 {lHBF} - He gets a handpass to TheInjuryFactory.
4 : 23.53 {rHBF} - Handballs over the top to Freofalcon.
4 : 23.57 {lHBF} - Mofra screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
4 : 24.01 {lHBF} - Knifey Spoony did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
4 : 24.08 {rHFF} - Knifey Spoony is now off and running.
4 : 24.12 {rHFF} - He gets a handpass to T2B_.
4 : 24.18 {C} - Gets a handpass away to Pie 4 Life.
4 : 24.22 {rW} - Kick goes sideways.
4 : 24.28 {rW} - Anybody's ball.
4 : 24.32 {rW} - With the ball is Matt_352.
4 : 24.37 - <<< Piggy Smalls is coming on to replace ChappyUK >>>
4 : 24.47 {rW} - With the ball is Matt_352.
4 : 24.51 {rW} - Matt_352 crunched by FootyGuy13! Matt_352 very slow to get up.
4 : 24.57 {lW} - Nobody's checking FootyGuy13.
=====================================
SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Coney Island Warriors : 7.7.49
Dragons FFC : 13.9.87
=====================================



Match Over!

 

[Volbeat]

royal commission!

Thanks Dragons. Always a pleasure.

 

[A Swallow]

Bang! Top of the ladder. Good result at this stage of the season.

Thanks for the week Warriors, largely enjoyable.

Thanks for filling in philreich, better late than never

 

[T2B_]

Great win Dragons! I was worried my gift to Phil had been forgotten there that we were going to fall away there but we did just enough and pulled away.

 

[BEEG]

Sim hates us soooo much.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Great game Dragons - I reckon we could be on top of the ladder after that effort. I may even give Bonz a reprieve at full forward.

Thanks for posting at the last minute philreich - we appreciate the effort.

Bad luck Warriors - you're not getting the rub of the green with the sim gods as of late, but I'm sure it'll turn around soon enough.

 

[T2B_]

Personally I blame Tiger Bob for the Warriors loss, he disappeared at half time.

 

[Bradesmaen]

 

[Bonz]

Great game Dragons - I reckon we could be on top of the ladder after that effort. I may even give Bonz a reprieve at full forward.

Thanks for posting at the last minute philreich - we appreciate the effort.

Bad luck Warriors - you're not getting the rub of the green with the sim gods as of late, but I'm sure it'll turn around soon enough.

Will do some goal kicking practice next week just for you.

 

[Bonz]

Personally I blame Tiger Bob for the Warriors loss, he disappeared at half time.

I blame the coach,

Put DockerDen5215 either in the ruck or at full forward.

His talent is being wasted.

 

[DenieD]

This is normally the time and place where I thank the sim poster and the opposition for a fair and just game, but * that s**t!!!

I actually enjoyed the majority of this week until the past hour of complete horse s**t that was thrown out by the sim.

I don't blame philreich , he at least stuck his neck out and posted the incomplete game.

Nor do I blame the Dragons, you guys are enjoyable (for the most part) and I would gladly be part of another innuendo filled match thread with you all next season.

I blame the faceless men (or women [i ain't sexist]) that are rigging the games not because they are doing it on purpose, but because they are so ******* stupid to not realise that they are doing it in the first place.

I know at least one little prick is going to respond to this with 'nice melt' (probably serial_thrilla because he is vanilla af), but I do not care.

Tony Lynn 15 I will support your inquiry into whatever the * is going on behind the scenes because there needs to be some accountability.

 

[Strigoi]

Way to go, Dragons! Woot! A good win! We're on a roll now. Yessss! First round is on me when we get back to Crocodile Drunkee's!

It just wasn't your day today, Warriors. Thanks for the week. It was actually fun! (wait...did I just say that? ) Good luck to you the rest of the season. Hope you have a turn of fortune. Not when you play us, though.

Big thanks to philreich for taking the time to post our game. Always a pleasure. Even got a little dad joke in there.

 

[Strigoi]

I smell what you're cooking...!!!!

 

[A Swallow]

This is normally the time and place where I thank the sim poster and the opposition for a fair and just game, but fu** that sh*t!!!

I actually enjoyed the majority of this week until the past hour of complete horse sh*t that was thrown out by the sim.

I don't blame philreich , he at least stuck his neck out and posted the incomplete game.

Nor do I blame the Dragons, you guys are enjoyable (for the most part) and I would gladly be part of another innuendo filled match thread with you all next season.

I blame the faceless men (or women [i ain't sexist]) that are rigging the games not because they are doing it on purpose, but because they are so ******* stupid to not realise that they are doing it in the first place.

I know at least one little prick is going to respond to this with 'nice melt' (probably serial_thrilla because he is vanilla af), but I do not care.

Tony Lynn 15 I will support your inquiry into whatever the fu** is going on behind the scenes because there needs to be some accountability.

So let me just understand your position entirely; there exists a group committing clandestine coordination of the outcome of sim results, but not intentionally?

 

[serial_thrilla]

So let me just understand your position entirely; there exists a group committing clandestine coordination of the outcome of sim results, but not intentionally?

Subconscious corruption.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

4 : 15.21 {C} - Superb ruckwork from Tonga Bob.
4 : 15.31 {lW} - FootyGuy13 sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
4 : 15.35 {rW} - He handpasses to Dinsdale.
4 : 15.41 {C} - An underground handpass to Volbeat.
4 : 15.45 {C} - Volbeat crunched by Pie 4 Life! Volbeat very slow to get up.
4 : 15.49 {lW} - With the ball is Bradesmaen.
4 : 15.55 {lHFF} - Flicks it to A Swallow.
4 : 16 {CHF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 16.06 {CHF} - The players stop in confusion. For some reason the ump has paid a free to BringBackTheAnchor.
4 : 16.1 {CHB} - Moo slowing down the play.
4 : 16.14 {FB} - A long looping handpass to NaturalDisaster.
4 : 16.2 {FB} - A lookaway handpass to TubbsFarquhar.
4 : 16.24 {FB} - A Swallow rides TubbsFarquhar into the ground.
4 : 16.3 {FF} - Bonz sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 16.34 {FF} - Chance for a goal here for Bonz.
4 : 16.38 {FF} - Was it touched? Goal umpire says no!.
Coney Island Warriors : 7.7.49
Dragons FFC : 12.7.79
4 : 16.45 {C} - Winning the bounce is Tonga Bob.
4 : 16.55 {lW} - FootyGuy13 has a paddock.
4 : 16.59 {lW} - FootyGuy13 doesn't make an effort to get rid of the ball - he's lost it.
4 : 17.07 {rW} - Matt_352 sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 17.09 {rW} - Gets a handpass away to T2B_.
4 : 17.13 {rW} - Ooof. Tonga Bob blindsides T2B_ and I heard that from here.
4 : 17.2 {lW} - Running with the ball is FootyGuy13.
4 : 17.24 {lW} - FootyGuy13 takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 17.3 {lW} - He's run a long way - penalised.
4 : 17.34 {rW} - Matt_352 has it.
4 : 17.38 {rW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 17.45 {rHFF} - Matt_352's taken another bounce.
4 : 17.49 {rHFF} - Mofra monsters Knifey Spoony.
4 : 17.55 {lHBF} - Mofra takes off.
4 : 17.59 {rHBF} - Spears a kick towards Freofalcon.
4 : 18.05 {rHBF} - HawkAussie rises over the pack majestically.
4 : 18.09 {lHFF} - The ball is now with HawkAussie.
4 : 18.13 {lHFF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 18.19 {lHFF} - Decision paid against Strigoi for manhandling.
4 : 18.23 {rHBF} - Freofalcon slowing down the play.
4 : 18.3 {lW} - With his laser-like left foot.
4 : 18.34 {lW} - FootyGuy13 appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
4 : 18.38 {lW} - FootyGuy13 takes off.
4 : 18.45 {rW} - He beckons for a lead.
4 : 18.48 {rW} - The umpire calls play on.
4 : 18.55 {rW} - Dinsdale with all the time in the world.
4 : 18.58 {lW} - Passes to FootyGuy13 by hand.
4 : 19.05 {lW} - Gives the ball to TheInjuryFactory.
4 : 19.09 {lW} - TheInjuryFactory dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 19.13 {lW} - But Matt_352 collects FootyGuy13 and somehow comes out with the ball.
4 : 19.19 {rW} - Matt_352 wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 19.23 {CHF} - A flat punt.
4 : 19.3 {CHF} - Top mark Moo.
4 : 19.34 {CHB} - Moo wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 19.38 {rHBF} - Spears a kick towards Freofalcon.
4 : 19.44 {rHBF} - Freofalcon slips at the crucial moment and its marked by HawkAussie.
4 : 19.48 {CHF} - BringBackTheAnchor wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 19.54 {CHF} - No-look handpass to Strigoi.
4 : 19.58 {CHF} - Strigoi takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 20.04 {lFP} - He gets his kick away.
4 : 20.08 {lFP} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
4 : 20.13 {rBP} - ChappyUK with some space now.
4 : 20.19 {lHBF} - Thumps the ball forward.
4 : 20.23 {lHBF} - Poor effort from Mofra and Knifey Spoony takes the mark.
4 : 20.27 {rHFF} - Running with the ball is Knifey Spoony.
4 : 20.34 {FF} - A kick towards Bonz territory.
4 : 20.37 {FF} - But straight to NaturalDisaster.
4 : 20.44 {FB} - NaturalDisaster streaming down the ground.
4 : 20.48 {lHBF} - A wobbly old kick.
4 : 20.54 {lHBF} - Mofra appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
4 : 20.58 {rHFF} - Knifey Spoony streaming down the ground.
4 : 21.02 {rHFF} - Knifey Spoony takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 21.08 {rFP} - A Swallow runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 21.13 {rFP} - Surely A Swallow wouldn't miss this.
4 : 21.19 {rFP} - A Swallow boots it through and lets TubbsFarquhar know all about it.
Coney Island Warriors : 7.7.49
Dragons FFC : 13.7.85
4 : 21.23 {C} - Tonga Bob times his jump well and wins the tap.
4 : 21.33 {C} - A bit of space for T2B_ to utilise.
4 : 21.37 {C} - A long looping handpass to A Swallow.
4 : 21.43 {lW} - Bradesmaen screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
4 : 21.47 {lW} - Dinsdale upset the marking attempt by Bradesmaen.
4 : 21.53 {lW} - Bradesmaen with all the time in the world.
4 : 21.58 {rHFF} - His kick is towards Knifey Spoony.
4 : 22.02 {rHFF} - Over the head of Knifey Spoony.
4 : 22.08 {rHFF} - Knifey Spoony slowing down the play.
4 : 22.12 {rHFF} - Knifey Spoony from just outside the fifty ...
4 : 22.18 {rHFF} - Knifey Spoony is celebrating but it's been touched off the boot.
Coney Island Warriors : 7.7.49
Dragons FFC : 13.8.86
4 : 22.29 {FB} - DockerDen5215 looks downfield.
4 : 22.33 {FB} - What a tackle.
4 : 22.37 {FF} - Now Bonz has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 22.43 {FF} - A gimme goal coming up if Bonz keeps his cool.
4 : 22.47 {FF} - Starts right - a stays right. One behind.
Coney Island Warriors : 7.7.49
Dragons FFC : 13.9.87
4 : 22.58 {FB} - DockerDen5215 wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 23.02 {FB} - He handpasses to TubbsFarquhar.
4 : 23.08 {lHBF} - He just bombs away in the direction of Mofra and Knifey Spoony.
4 : 23.12 {lHBF} - Mofra gets too far under the ball.
4 : 23.18 {lHBF} - Mofra with the ball now.
4 : 23.22 {lHBF} - A poor handpass but TubbsFarquhar is up to the challenge.
4 : 23.28 {CHB} - He beckons for a lead.
4 : 23.32 {CHB} - Moo can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
4 : 23.37 {CHB} - Moo looking for a lead.
4 : 23.43 {lHBF} - Handpass over the shoulder to Mofra.
4 : 23.47 {lHBF} - He gets a handpass to TheInjuryFactory.
4 : 23.53 {rHBF} - Handballs over the top to Freofalcon.
4 : 23.57 {lHBF} - Mofra screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
4 : 24.01 {lHBF} - Knifey Spoony did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
4 : 24.08 {rHFF} - Knifey Spoony is now off and running.
4 : 24.12 {rHFF} - He gets a handpass to T2B_.
4 : 24.18 {C} - Gets a handpass away to Pie 4 Life.
4 : 24.22 {rW} - Kick goes sideways.
4 : 24.28 {rW} - Anybody's ball.
4 : 24.32 {rW} - With the ball is Matt_352.
4 : 24.37 - <<< Piggy Smalls is coming on to replace ChappyUK >>>
4 : 24.47 {rW} - With the ball is Matt_352.
4 : 24.51 {rW} - Matt_352 crunched by FootyGuy13! Matt_352 very slow to get up.
4 : 24.57 {lW} - Nobody's checking FootyGuy13.
=====================================
SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Coney Island Warriors : 7.7.49
Dragons FFC : 13.9.87
=====================================



Match Over!

Lol of course.

 

[DenieD]

So let me just understand your position entirely; there exists a group committing clandestine coordination of the outcome of sim results, but not intentionally?

If it were intentional they would have to have at least some brain power to pull it off, but they don't.

 

[T2B_]

I have to echo what cereal said - thanks for the last minute posting philreich even though the committee forgot our game existed. Always a good sport.

Thanks for the week Warriors, wasn't too bad actually. Not too boring, not too hectic, somewhere in that posting Goldilocks zone.

 

[A Swallow]

Subconscious corruption.

Is someone subliminally messaging them to coerce such subconscious action? Or it’s due to the current status of Mercury and Orion’s Belt?

 

[Freofalcon]

I have to echo what cereal said - thanks for the last minute posting philreich even though the committee forgot our game existed. Always a good sport.

Thanks for the week Warriors, wasn't too bad actually. Not too boring, not too hectic, somewhere in that posting Goldilocks zone.

I’m sure we had to tone it down and not make it too hot or hard for you.