Official Match Thread Season 34, Round 2 - Dragons FFC vs Sin City Swamprats at Ljp86's Lair

May 10, 2013
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You know you're washed up when you talk about how many "posts per week" you compiled last season as a way to justify your existence in the league. 🙃

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One slight blemish in my career is that I’ve only won one Fred Medal, called the Alf Andrews Medal in its time.

I won it while at the Dragons all the way back in Season 11.

If very much love to win a 2nd 23 seasons later. It’d really reinforce my longevity and dominance. And it’d be an honour to win it with the Swamprats.

A 2nd Fred, a 2nd premiership and 1000 goals by the end of season 35 and I can finally drift off into the sunset as an immortal.
Is this in your manifesto?
 
Scientists have just made a breakthrough, and answered the world's most asked question about sex workers and criminals. In specific calculations designed to weigh and average out each profession's participants, it can now be determined - THE PROS OUTWEIGH THE CONS.
 
At one time, Simpsons was one of the greatest things on TV. At some point (season 10? I don't remember) the decline was clear.

The degeneration and pandering evident later in Apu's elimination became complete with Diz-Neez takeover of the entire franchise plus.

This is a Google gif search road I wish I hadn't gone down.
 
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