Official Match Thread Season 34, Round 3 - Baghdad Bombers vs Ophidian Old Boys FFC at Abdu Prison

[Bovo]

*en vegans! They go on and on about how they would never kill anything.
Meanwhile they kill every conversation they engage in.

When the apocalypse comes, just for the irony, vegans are the first ones I’m eating!

This is fair. Apparently it’s not healthy to eat animals that eat other animals. I had my vegan friend over the other night and she kept asking me why I kept flicking salt and pepper on her….

 

[Bovo]

Just the angel of harlem

Still haven’t found what you’re looking for?

 

[KohPhi]

So the big question is will KohPhi and TheCoach16 make more then token appearances this week.

Coach should come and see what he turned his back on.

Token appearances??

My good friend, my 15-25 posts will be a literal compendium of gilt edged, acid tongued banter. My 15-25 posts will raise my Baghdadian brethren to dizzying heights of orgasmic glee, whilst confining your new, manufactured club of Jobbers to the depths of despair.

My 15-25 posts will be A Grade valvoline.
You on the other hand will be as disappointing as an unsalted pretzel..

I am the Shiek of Speak..
You are a grey sprinkle on a cupcake..
I am the Atatollah of rock and roller...the King of Spin..
You on the other hand fear success, but you really have nothing to worry about..

I will float in and float out as i see fit, like a pure white Stallion making my mark then departing the field of battle to let the rest of the teaser ponies fight for scraps.

I look forward to entering into a battle of wits with you this week, however I realise you enter said battle half armed.

Go well brother..

 

[TheCoach16]

This is fair. Apparently it’s not healthy to eat animals that eat other animals. I had my vegan friend over the other night and she kept asking me why I kept flicking salt and pepper on her….
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Your first mistake is having a “vegan friend”.

 

[Pugsley]

This is fair. Apparently it’s not healthy to eat animals that eat other animals. I had my vegan friend over the other night and she kept asking me why I kept flicking salt and pepper on her….
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My friend cooked my pizza for me. I asked her if she was ok. She replied I'm drunk you bloody pug. Don't ask me to cook it again. I replied cooking it once should be enough.

 

[Kilroy]

It must be a fulfilling life when your mouth waters over a freshly cut lawn.

 

[Bovo]

Your first mistake is having a “vegan friend”.

I have Collingwood friends too! I like to think I’m progressive!

 

[Ligma]

Having a great night tonight. This new beer is really smooth and is going down like a treat My daughter is keeping herself occupied, sometimes she never shuts up.

 

[Pugsley]

Still haven’t found what you’re looking for?

Who's gonna ride my wild camels?

 

[Bovo]

Who's gonna ride my wild camels?

Down the streets that have no name?

 

[Pugsley]

Down the streets with no name?

With or without them.

 

[kickthething]

Who's gonna ride my wild camels?

Walk on

 

[Ligma]

Who's gonna ride my wild camels?

ME ME ME ME ME

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Hey Pugsley - you had any luck finding a vegan dog bone?

 

[Pugsley]

Walk on

I do in mysterious ways on the fly.

 

[kickthething]

I have Collingwood friends too! I like to think I’m progressive!

And inclusive, good for you

 

[Pugsley]

Hey Pugsley - you had any luck finding a vegan dog bone?

I find they are like chocolate. They make me feel unwell.

 

[Bovo]

Hey Pugsley - you had any luck finding a vegan dog bone?

That’s just being silly now. As if dog bones even eat meat!

 

[Pugsley]

That’s just being silly now. As if dog bones even eat meat!

This has a Pink Floyd feel to it.

 

[KohPhi]

Hey BLUEALLTHRU and KohPhi, are we just letting anyone into the prison these days?

Didn‘t imagine a visiting team could ruin our reputation at the prison, reckon this bunch of do-gooders might wreck the average naughty level of the inmates.

It's all good brother.. we're an inclusive lot in Baghdad and we welcome all kinds.

In fact, I've even selected a movie closest to their hearts for our Thursday night film night, just to make them feel at home..

 

[Bovo]

It's all good brother.. we're an inclusive lot in Baghdad and we welcome all kinds.

In fact, I've even selected a movie closest to their hearts for our Thursday night film night, just to make them feel at home..

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Just keep the predator away from the alien kids!

 

[KohPhi]

I'm sure they will pop in and 5-10 posts from KohPhi and TheCoach16 is equivalent of 100 of Mobbs .

I saw KohPhi today and he looks very impressive.

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Thanks BAT.. my gym regime is paying dividends..

 

[Pugsley]

Thanks BAT.. my gym regime is paying dividends..

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I work out at the gym. Removing the chocolate from the vending machine is hard work.

 

[KohPhi]

Damn right I'm hot.

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Oh... you play with this team now.

Hi Bonz..

 

[kickthething]

Hey Pugsley - you had any luck finding a vegan dog bone?

Yep, it’s also called a stick