Official Match Thread Season 34, Round 3 - Coney Island Warriors vs Dragons FFC at Van Cordlandt Park

[Dinsdale]

Sounds like the flat 6 has come a night early.

I'm just giving you taste of tomorrow.

For tonight we should stick to the topic in hand "will the Dragoons ever post anything original?"

 

[Strigoi]

While both teams may be sitting zip and two, the two sides could not have faced more opposing starts.
The Dragons, yet to leave their home ground, are finally being made to travel to a hostile venue for the first time this season, while the Warriors are very much looking forward to playing their first home game of the year.

As usual, we've seen a lot of huffing and puffing from the Dragons, who like to think of themselves as the Drogons, Rhaegals and Viserions of the kingdom, while their performances to date have resulted in little more than hot air more associated with Spyro or Charmander.

To put in bluntly, they may think they're hot, but they're packing about as much heat as Nando's lemon and herb marinade.

Warriors to romp it in on their home deck!

Expectation:

Reality:

Are you auditioning for future opening post duties?

 

[Dinsdale]

Are you auditioning for future opening post duties?

Much better effort wasn't it.

 

[Strigoi]

Just bought this classic last week. Hard to find. Every JB Hi-Fi had only one copy of it…and it was on hold for someone. Hubby had never seen it before. Excellent movie. I wasn’t sure he’d like it, being so old, but it was a hit. Baseball Furies are my favorite gang.

 

[Strigoi]

I can’t remember what your opinion was that I thought was really dumb, was it writing JL off basically when he was hired? Did you also have an opinion Pat Cummins was overrated?

Are quality opinions like this a requirement to join the Dragons? If so, I’d like to hear some more bazingas…

What’s a bazinga?

 

[Bradesmaen]

Sounds like the flat 6 has come a night early.

No need to insult Emma Watson like that.

 

[Dinsdale]

Just bought this classic last week. Hard to find. Every JB Hi-Fi had only one copy of it…and it was on hold for someone. Hubby had never seen it before. Excellent movie. I wasn’t sure he’d like it, being so old, but it was a hit. Baseball Furies are my favorite gang.

You bought a movie? Have you not heard of piracy? There's thousands of orphaned torrents dying because of you.

But how good were the extras of that movie on the BetaMax tape.

Fun fact, one of the actors in The Warriors was also lead in Xanadu.

 

[Braklet]

Thank you, I am hot to trot.

 

[Snuffaluphagus]

What’s a bazinga?

Bazinga (noun) bah-zing-gah: A made up word that sounds funny and doesnt actually mean anything apart from the context you use it in

 

[Braklet]

Day 1 of game thread = personal insults and bickering
Day 2 of game thread = I'll start taking about my favourite subjects and ignoring any opposition to my opinion
Day 3 of game thread = we will bring the community together by talking about beer, swapping brewing advice

Etc

SUNDAY = I begin to doubt that the Sim has been fully debugged

Day 3 is always welcome, as I enjoy beer.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Have you not heard of piracy?

RIP TJASTA

 

[Braklet]

Go for he and/or they is a flog, but tomorrow I will mostly be talking about motorcycles in the morning before shifting to the flat 6 engine in the afternoon.

Flat 6 as in Porsche or Corvair?

Pains in the ass to work on.

 

[Strigoi]

You bought a movie? Have you not heard of piracy? There's thousands of orphaned torrents dying because of you.

But how good were the extras of that movie on the BetaMax tape.

Fun fact, one of the actors in The Warriors was also lead in Xanadu.

Yes, I bought a movie. I always do. I’m a fine, upstanding citizen. Plus, they’d probably deport me if I got arrested. Don’t want that happening!

And Dexter’s dad is in it, too.

 

[Braklet]

Sounds like the flat 6 has come a night early.

Please, no 'flat 6' jokes. Reminds me too much of Mrs. Braklet's sense of humor...

And whatever you do, no Limp Bizkit videos.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

RIP TJASTA

shits aggressively

 

[Strigoi]

Hello, Tonga Bob.
Where is my picture?

 

[Dinsdale]

Flat 6 as in Porsche or Corvair?

Pains in the ass to work on.

Tomorrow... but yes, Porsche had to change a starter motor on a 964, nightmare.

 

[Dinsdale]

Yes, I bought a movie. I always do. I’m a fine, upstanding citizen. Plus, they’d probably deport me if I got arrested. Don’t want that happening!

And Dexter’s dad is in it, too.

DextersDad (Ajax) is not in Xanadu

 

[Dinsdale]

Day 3 is always welcome, as I enjoy beer.

You are now my second favourite Dragon

 

[Strigoi]

Good morning, Braklet!

 

[Strigoi]

DextersDad (Ajax) is not in Xanadu

In The Warriors. The original movie of discussion.

 

[Braklet]

Admitting to a lack of originality is a bold strategy kid.

Well c'mon TB, your entire club's oeuvre is a riff off a particularly silly 70s movie. There's only so much originality possible when sticking to the script.

Better watch out for those Lizzies, dudes and dudettes!

"$h!+, the chicks are packed!"

 

[Dinsdale]

In The Warriors. The original movie of discussion.

That movie was based on the life story of our founding member.

As was Xanadu, just wait until we dust off the rollerskates

 

[FootyGuy13]

Man, you guys sure are missing Bonz

Admitting to a lack of originality is a bold strategy kid.

Not like they're hiding it.

Fun fact, one of the actors in The Warriors was also lead in Xanadu.

Oh, are you watching Have You Been Paying Attention too?

 

[Braklet]

Just bought this classic last week. Hard to find. Every JB Hi-Fi had only one copy of it…and it was on hold for someone. Hubby had never seen it before. Excellent movie. I wasn’t sure he’d like it, being so old, but it was a hit. Baseball Furies are my favorite gang.

Yeah, it is a pretty fun watch.