Official Match Thread Season 34, Round 3 - Coney Island Warriors vs Dragons FFC at Van Cordlandt Park

[Strigoi]

That movie was based on the life story of our founding member.

As was Xanadu, just wait until we dust off the rollerskates

Never saw Xanadu, but I can’t wait to see you guys on roller skates.

 

[Dinsdale]

Oh, are you watching Have You Been Paying Attention too?

I downloaded the answers

 

[Braklet]

What’s a bazinga?

 

[Strigoi]

Yeah, it is a pretty fun watch.

And that guy was the cleaner in John Wick. Another unique film. Also in Dreamscape (I think that’s the name). Interesting view as well.

 

[Braklet]

You bought a movie? Have you not heard of piracy? There's thousands of orphaned torrents dying because of you.

I try to keep my media collecting away from prying eyes, too many moderators infesting Sweet FA.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Brades beat me to my favorite, oh-so-obvious Warriors reference.

It's ok, we've all got it on our bingo cards.

 

[Bonz]

Man, you guys sure are missing Bonz

Not like they're hiding it.

Oh, are you watching Have You Been Paying Attention too?

I'm always happy to bring out a sock puppet for the Warriors <3

But let's face it anyone would miss me, hell when I fall asleep I dream of myself.

 

[Braklet]

Yes, I bought a movie. I always do. I’m a fine, upstanding citizen. Plus, they’d probably deport me if I got arrested. Don’t want that happening!

That's why you invest in a virtual private network service. I recommend Private Internet Access, they've actually been hauled in to court and upheld their customer's privacy.

 

[Strigoi]

And what’s with the Monday game thread?

 

[Dinsdale]

Never saw Xanadu, but I can’t wait to see you guys on roller skates.

You won't be laughing when the ultraviolence starts !

 

[Bonz]

Excellent! Worth the price of admission!

Get your tickets early, Qooty fans!

Strigs with the front row seat.

 

[Braklet]

You are now my second favourite Dragon

Second?! I guess I shouldn't be jealous of the many loves of serial_thrilla.

Bombers match threads must be like pr0n to you, Dinsdale.

 

[Bonz]

And what’s with the Monday game thread?
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HEY!

Monday game threads are holy.

 

[Braklet]

Good morning, Braklet!

Hiya, Strigs!

Weird party around here, isn't it?

 

[Strigoi]

You won't be laughing when the ultraviolence starts !

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Nothing like the old Saturday afternoon roller derby.

 

[Dinsdale]

Second?! I guess I shouldn't be jealous of the many loves of serial_thrilla.

Bombers match threads must be like pr0n to you, Dinsdale.

Day 3 of that thread was the best

 

[Strigoi]

Bonz!!!

 

[Bonz]

Bonz!!!

Whilst I love seeing your pretty faces I'm only here to tell you all falls for dropping standards since I have left.

Come on two losses to start your season? Where is the pride?

NOW APOLOGISE

 

[Braklet]

That movie was based on the life story of our founding member.

As was Xanadu, just wait until we dust off the rollerskates

So when are you going for the Xanadu rebrand?

Since poor Olivia Newton-John's demise, there's been a distinct uptick in her US media exposure. Including Xanadu <shudder>.

I'm rather fond of Electric Light Orchestra so I unfortunately have a copy of the soundtrack. It's... not in heavy rotation.

 

[Dinsdale]

That's why you invest in a virtual private network service. I recommend Private Internet Access, they've actually been hauled in to court and upheld their customer's privacy.

You better loosen up by day 3, I have some pirated beer recipes to share

 

[Strigoi]

Whilst I love seeing your pretty faces I'm only here to tell you all falls for dropping standards since I have left.

Come on two losses to start your season? Where is the pride?

NOW APOLOGISE
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You were a goal kicking machine for us! Hope you’re enjoying your vacation with the OB’s.
Make sure they clean your litter box…or else…

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

That movie was based on the life story of our founding member.

As was Xanadu, just wait until we dust off the rollerskates

This is actually true.

You can follow Ant Bear's retelling of the story in this thread

As night falls over Coney Island, Wooshette, leader of the Warriors, meets up with eight of her most trusted lieutenants to travel by subway to the faraway Bronx. They will be attending an event called by a man named Ant Bear, described as "the one and only." Throughout the city, other gang delegations are seen entering the subway in their full colors. As the Warriors speculate about the event during their subway ride, we learn that Ant Bear, called "The One and Only", leader of the largest gang in the city, the Sin City Swamprats, has called a truce of all the gangs in Sweet. He wants an unarmed delegation of nine from each gang to come to a mass meeting to hear what he has to say. Some of the Warriors are excited at the prospect, while others are skeptical...

to be continued

 

[Bonz]

You werea goal kicking machine for us! Hope you’re enjoying your vacation with the OB’s.
Make sure they clean your litter box…or else…

I have gone to all new levels at the OOB's.

15 goals in two games.

My victory speeches need some work though.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Oh cool, the furry pervert is here.





















Hey pantskyle! Oh, and so is Bonz.

 

[Bonz]

Oh cool, the furry pervert is here.





















Hey pantskyle! Oh, and so is Bonz.

I sat watching the blank space in this post waiting for a gif or shoop to come up <\3