Official Match Thread Season 34, Round 3 - Roys FFC vs Sin City Swamprats at Renown Park

[Firestarter]

Wonder if anybody else here has seen it. Wasn’t a very popular show

Me. Was there a squid?

 

[Zevon]

Hi, Warren. Up whose arse are you sticking that?

Oh s**t I didn’t realise we were on the rugby league board, my apologies

 

[Firestarter]

Oh s**t I didn’t realise we were on the rugby league board, my apologies

Can we get John in here?

 

[Zevon]

The hair is looking good, you using a new shampoo?

No I fashioned a toupee out of the ashes of some secret documents I burned.

Allegedly burned.

 

[hotchilli]

No I fashioned a toupee out of the ashes of some secret documents I burned.

Allegedly burned.

 

[Firestarter]

Almost looks like Shane Bourne.

 

[jackster83]

Hi Roys!

 

[Firestarter]

Hi Roys!

We like Roy! We like Roy!

 

[TedDougChris]

More seriously, we are losing because I'm in the wrong position -- which is going home in the back of a divvy van.

Is that the position you are in - or should be in ??

Asking for philreich !!

 

[Firestarter]

Is that the position you are in - or should be in ??

Asking for philreich !!

If I'd said "because I'm not in the right position" it would have worked.

 

[TedDougChris]

If I'd said "because I'm not in the right position" it would have worked.

 

[TedDougChris]

Ok - DERRINALPHIL - this is our match thread for this week !! You probably won't get this for a few more hours, but pop in here and say "Hi" to the Swamprats.

(other words also accepted. 30 day money back guarantee on words used in this thread. If pain persists, get off your face drunk and see if that helps...)

 

[okeydoke7]

Wow ive never heard about your exploits please tell us all about them

We have a whole week together Sterge. I’m sure you’ll get your chance.

 

[Sterge]

We have a whole week together Sterge. I’m sure you’ll get your chance.

Can't come up with anything worth while on the spot, all good. You've been around too long to be getting stage fright though

 

[Mooch]

I’d be scared to read your mind. I don’t want to know what’s hiding in there.

I could not recommend it. I really couldn't.

Wow ive never heard about your exploits please tell us all about them

Me neither. I'd love to hear more but Okey is such a shy and retiring type, I expect he would need some encouragement to speak up.

The hair is looking good, you using a new shampoo?

Wonder if anybody else here has seen it. Wasn’t a very popular show

Not me.

 

[Firestarter]

I hope that orange doesn't talk.

 

[Mooch]

I hope that orange doesn't talk.

You'll have to tap it and unwrap it to see.

 

[Sterge]

I hope that orange doesn't talk.

 

[Firestarter]

Go away, Margot.

 

[okeydoke7]

I’ve been a bit of a turncoat over my years, but I’ve never played for the Roys. Weird.

 

[jackster83]

 

[Power Raid]

It's always a great week, against our good friends the Roys

Good luck all!

 

[Power Raid]

I miss you KinderSmock

 

[okeydoke7]

If I don’t kick another 6 this week I’ll be disappointed.

 

[tigs2010]

Ok - DERRINALPHIL - this is our match thread for this week !! You probably won't get this for a few more hours, but pop in here and say "Hi" to the Swamprats.

(other words also accepted. 30 day money back guarantee on words used in this thread. If pain persists, get off your face drunk and see if that helps...)

Wow we are letting DERRINALPHIL out of their cage this week. Risky