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Who’s Robertio? Never heard of him
Young divorce is real these days
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Who’s Robertio? Never heard of him
I can't do it twice in a row. I can do it once easy, but as soon as I restart, it's all over!I'm awful at word riddles
The black bugs blood challenge was set to us by a drama teacher
25 times in a minute he would buy you lunch for a week, apparently no one ever succeeded
Who’s Robertio? Never heard of him
I can't do it twice in a row. I can do it once easy, but as soon as I restart, it's all over!
Best pairing since Bonnie and Clyde i reckon.
Why did the mustard lose the race?
Because he couldn’t ketchup
I told my wife I was going to make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove past her.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW WITH NO LEGS?
GROUND BEEF
When the snail got his first car he was worried people would be freaked out by his tiny size so he had "S" painted on the doors to explain that it was a car for a snail.
Surprisingly for such a tiny car, it could hit speeds that equalled everyone else's. He startled me the other day when he roared by, prompting me to exclaim "wow, look at that 'S' car go."
Screw it, taking myself there.
How does 10 + 10 equal the same as 11 + 11?
10 + 10 equals twenty
11 + 11 equals twenty to
My girl is good.
All of you, every single last one of you...
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
“Where’s my tractor?”
All of you, every single last one of you...
Harder, you have to slap me harder goddamit
All of you, every single last one of you...
Speaking of daughters........
If we’re in an area where there are caves, I’m always up for it. Great caves near Margaret River in WA, lived not far from the Yarrangobilly Caves in southern NSW, got caves in Gippsland at Buchan, the Jenolan caves are great.
I must be a troll, I love them.
Oh, absolutely. Guided, 100%. I'm not brave, leave me out of that other stuff.I'll go along with this, as long as it stays touristy and open. NO WAY am I doing that crazy spelunker thing, wedging myself under 50 ton boulders in a 6" space.
I'd rather dance naked on the top of Mt. Everest.
I'm thinking basically this page should start with a carrot on every post, and it's up to us to earn it's removal.
Everybody knows how those two ended up...
Oh, absolutely. Guided, 100%. I'm not brave, leave me out of that other stuff.