Official Match Thread Season 37, First Qualifying Final: Gold City Royals v Roys FFC at The Golden Throne

[GreyCrow]

I'm trying to remember who has the worst third quarters

Now I remember

 

[serial_thrilla]

4 : 25.01 {C} - GreyCrow times his jump well and wins the tap.
4 : .06 {C} - Pure Grunt breaks a tackle and is off.
4 : .1 {C} - Pure Grunt kicks it out on the full.
4 : .14 {lW} - Footypie32 wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : .18 {lW} - That looks pretty close ....
4 : .2 {lW} - Miraculous goal to Footypie32.
Gold City Royals FFC : 11.10.76
Roys FFC : 18.9.117

 

[Phar Ace]

Nice idea to tag the first mention in a game

 

[Mooch]

I give up. I wrote one post and meanwhile 6 more match posts have happened. Dicky Fitzwell with 2 more goals , DERRINALPHIL with 1, and maybe it was royboy2 with a goal? Can't even remember it's going so fast. Whatever, lots of goals. That's good, yeah?

Let's assume that lots of goals was a good thing in the third quarter but I'd be happy with very few goals overall in the fourth.

 

[Mobbs]

Now I remember

We can have some shocking last quarters. One terrible last quarter versus you guys, iirc. It was in a final too.

 

[serial_thrilla]

4 : .24 {C} - The ruck contest is won by DERRINALPHIL.
4 : .32 {C} - Quality gather by Pure Grunt.
4 : .36 - <<< Reardo is coming on to replace fitzroybowiedog >>>
4 : .43 {C} - Pure Grunt scoops up the ball.
4 : .46 {C} - Pure Grunt dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : .51 {C} - Finds DERRINALPHIL with a handball.
4 : .53 {lW} - Phar Ace runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : .57 {lW} - Phar Ace is crunched in a tackle.
4 : 1.01 {lW} - Footypie32 wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 1.05 {rHFF} - He kicks to a contest.
4 : 1.07 {rHFF} - Ulahoopski runs back with the flight of the ball and takes it!.
4 : 1.12 {rHFF} - Nobody's checking Ulahoopski.
4 : 1.16 {CHF} - A long looping handpass to krakouers.
4 : 1.19 {FF} - Handballs over the top to Membling.
4 : 1.22 {FF} - Membling flat out refuses to lower his eyes.
4 : 1.26 {FF} - Membling's shot just flicked the padding and is deemed a behind.
Gold City Royals FFC : 11.11.77
Roys FFC : 18.9.117
4 : 1.34 {FB} - windyhill signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 1.36 {rHBF} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on Aristotle Pickett to mark.
4 : 1.4 {rHBF} - Aristotle Pickett marks uncontested.
4 : 1.45 {rHBF} - With the ball is Aristotle Pickett.
4 : 1.49 {CHB} - A lookaway handpass to Ed_Gein.
4 : 1.52 {CHB} - Handballs to royboy2.
4 : 1.55 {CHB} - Passes to SpecialBruce by hand.
4 : 1.59 {rHBF} - Spears a kick towards Aristotle Pickett.
4 : 2.03 {rHBF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
4 : 2.07 {lHFF} - hotchilli signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 2.09 {lHFF} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 2.13 {rHFF} - He tries to find Ulahoopski with a chip pass.
4 : 2.17 {rHFF} - Ulahoopski spills the mark.
4 : 2.21 {rHBF} - Now Aristotle Pickett has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 2.24 {rHBF} - Aristotle Pickett has a bounce.
4 : 2.28 {CHB} - Quick hands to Ed_Gein under pressure.
4 : 2.32 {CHB} - He handpasses to royboy2.
4 : 2.35 {C} - Almost a throw to DERRINALPHIL.
4 : 2.38 {lHFF} - A slick handpass goes to Reardo.
4 : 2.42 {lHFF} - Ooof. Bianconeri blindsides Reardo and I heard that from here.
4 : 2.46 {rHBF} - Nobody's checking Bianconeri.
4 : 2.5 {rHBF} - A quick handpass to Cadsky.
4 : 2.52 {rHBF} - He gets a handpass to Bianconeri.
4 : 2.57 {rHBF} - A wild handball - but luckily Membling was well placed to clean up.
4 : 3.01 {CHB} - He elects to use nahnah and kicks in that direction.
4 : 3.04 {CHB} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
4 : 3.09 {CHF} - JackNah_8 with some space now.
4 : 3.11 {lHFF} - He transfers play using Reardo.
4 : 3.15 {lHFF} - The ball spills free.
4 : 3.19 {lHFF} - Reardo has a paddock.
4 : 3.23 {lHFF} - Handpasses to DERRINALPHIL.
4 : 3.25 {lHFF} - DERRINALPHIL runs into Membling and is getting up very slowly.
4 : 3.3 {rHBF} - Bianconeri breaks a tackle and is off.
4 : 3.34 {rHBF} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 3.38 {lW} - He gets his kick away.
4 : 3.4 {lW} - Roylion did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
4 : 3.44 {rW} - Not enough pressure on Roylion.
4 : 3.48 {lW} - Passes to Phar Ace by hand.
4 : 3.52 {lW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 3.54 {lW} - royboy2 sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
4 : 3.58 {C} - Pure Grunt on the end of this.
4 : 4.03 {rW} - Kick goes sideways.
4 : 4.06 {rW} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by Footypie32.
4 : 4.09 {lW} - Footypie32 takes off.
4 : 4.13 {rW} - Gets a handpass away to CakeEater.
4 : 4.17 {C} - A slick handpass goes to Zevon.
4 : 4.21 {rW} - He involves CakeEater in the play.
4 : 4.25 {CHF} - He kicks long and low.
4 : 4.27 {CHF} - But chipping in front is Ed_Gein.
4 : 4.31 {CHB} - Ed_Gein scoops up the ball.
4 : 4.35 {lW} - Phar Ace makes an offer.
4 : 4.4 {lW} - No-one can take the mark.
4 : 4.41 {lW} - Phar Ace slowing down the play.
4 : 4.46 {lW} - Phar Ace dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 4.5 {lW} - A long looping handpass to DERRINALPHIL.
4 : 4.54 {C} - Quick hands to Pure Grunt under pressure.
4 : 4.56 {C} - Almost a throw to royboy2.
4 : 5 {rW} - Gives the ball to Roylion.
4 : 5.04 {CHF} - JackNah_8 makes an offer.
4 : 5.09 {CHF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
4 : 5.1 {CHF} - JackNah_8 assessing what lies ahead of him.
4 : 5.15 {CHF} - That couldn't be a goal ... surely?.
4 : 5.19 {CHF} - JackNah_8 adds a behind to his team's tally.
Gold City Royals FFC : 11.11.77
Roys FFC : 18.10.118
4 : 5.25 {FB} - grumbleguts to send the ball forward.
4 : 5.29 {lHBF} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to SarahSmiles.
4 : 5.33 {lHBF} - SarahSmiles can't take it.
4 : 5.37 {lHBF} - Quality gather by SarahSmiles.
4 : 5.41 {lHBF} - SarahSmiles dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 5.43 {C} - A spearing pass towards Zevon.
4 : 5.48 {C} - Pure Grunt floats over the top of the pack and marks that on his chest.
4 : 5.52 {C} - Pure Grunt tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
4 : 5.55 {C} - Flicks it to DERRINALPHIL.
4 : 5.58 {C} - Long handpass to the running Pure Grunt.
4 : 6.02 {lHFF} - A bit of a miskick.
4 : 6.06 {lHFF} - No-one can take the mark.
4 : 6.1 {lHFF} - Not enough pressure on Reardo.
4 : 6.12 {lHFF} - Handballs over the top to SpecialBruce.
4 : 6.16 {lHFF} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 6.2 {lFP} - SpecialBruce is still looking for options and takes another.
4 : 6.25 {lFP} - Bit of an ankle-tap from Mooch.
4 : 6.26 {rBP} - The ball is now with Jhye Clark 13.
4 : 6.31 {rHBF} - Bianconeri on the end of this.
4 : 6.35 {lW} - Footypie32 on the end of this.
4 : 6.39 {lW} - Footypie32 has time to take a bounce.
4 : 6.41 {lW} - Roylion was tripped.
4 : 6.45 {rW} - Roylion with the ball now.
4 : 6.49 {rW} - Roylion nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
4 : 6.54 {lHFF} - Draws a man and then with hands to Reardo.
4 : 6.58 {FF} - Throws it onto his boot.
4 : 7 {FF} - grumbleguts upset the marking attempt by TheGoatBaron.
4 : 7.04 {FF} - TheGoatBaron with a moment to look downfield.
4 : 7.08 {FF} - TheGoatBaron about twenty-five out.
4 : 7.12 {FF} - And he doesn't disappoint us.
Gold City Royals FFC : 11.11.77
Roys FFC : 19.10.124

 

[serial_thrilla]

4 : 7.14 {C} - GreyCrow taps it down.
4 : 7.22 {lW} - Quality gather by GreyCrow.
4 : 7.26 {lW} - Fires out the handpass to Membling.
4 : 7.28 {lW} - Flicks it to GreyCrow.
4 : 7.33 {lW} - GreyCrow goes for a long goal.
4 : 7.37 {lW} - Bending back ... not far enough though. A minor score to GreyCrow.
Gold City Royals FFC : 11.12.78
Roys FFC : 19.10.124
4 : 7.43 {FB} - Elmer_Judd looking for a lead.
4 : 7.47 {FB} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 7.51 {FB} - Mike is chased down by MrPremiership - great effort!.
4 : 7.55 {FF} - MrPremiership slowing down the play.
4 : 7.57 {FF} - This should be a goal to MrPremiership.
4 : 8.01 {FF} - Perfect goal kicking technique. That's number 1 for MrPremiership.
Gold City Royals FFC : 12.12.84
Roys FFC : 19.10.124

 

[Mooch]

We can have some shocking last quarters. One terrible last quarter versus you guys, iirc. It was in a final too.

Come on Mobbs. I spent a fortune in therapy to forget about that.

 

[Mobbs]

4 : 25.01 {C} - GreyCrow times his jump well and wins the tap.
4 : .06 {C} - Pure Grunt breaks a tackle and is off.
4 : .1 {C} - Pure Grunt kicks it out on the full.
4 : .14 {lW} - Footypie32 wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : .18 {lW} - That looks pretty close ....
4 : .2 {lW} - Miraculous goal to Footypie32.
Gold City Royals FFC : 11.10.76
Roys FFC : 18.9.117

Oh boy.

Reminder to my teammates:

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

Getting on top of Greycrow now

 

[serial_thrilla]

4 : 8.06 {C} - GreyCrow wins the tap decisively.
4 : 8.14 {rW} - Roylion breaks free and has found some space.
4 : 8.16 {rHFF} - SpecialBruce receives his handpass.
4 : 8.2 {rHFF} - SpecialBruce runs into Cadsky and is getting up very slowly.
4 : 8.24 {lHBF} - SarahSmiles has a paddock.
4 : 8.28 {lHBF} - SarahSmiles has a bounce.
4 : 8.3 {CHB} - Hands it off to nahnah.
4 : 8.34 {lHBF} - A short kick to SarahSmiles.
4 : 8.38 {lHBF} - No mark taken as SarahSmiles and tigs2010 wrestle for position.
4 : 8.43 {lHBF} - SarahSmiles wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 8.45 {C} - He sees a lead by Zevon and kicks in that direction.
4 : 8.49 {C} - No-one can take the mark.
4 : 8.53 {C} - The ball is now with Pure Grunt.
4 : 8.57 {lHFF} - Throws it onto his boot.
4 : 8.59 {lHFF} - Spoilt by Bianconeri.
4 : 9.03 {rHBF} - Bianconeri wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 9.07 {CHB} - He elects to use nahnah and kicks in that direction.
4 : 9.11 {CHB} - JackNah_8 is third man up and takes it easily.
4 : 9.13 {rHFF} - Not enough pressure on tigs2010.
4 : 9.18 {CHF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 9.22 {CHF} - Handpasses to SpecialBruce.
4 : 9.26 {CHF} - Big ... big kick by SpecialBruce.
4 : 9.3 {CHF} - Oh no. That's come off his knee and dribbled over the line. One behind only.
Gold City Royals FFC : 12.12.84
Roys FFC : 19.11.125
4 : 9.36 {FB} - Memphis looking for a lead.
4 : 9.4 {rHBF} - A kick in the general direction of Bianconeri.
4 : 9.45 {rHBF} - Bianconeri stretches and takes the overhead mark.
4 : 9.46 {rHBF} - Bianconeri has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 9.51 {rHBF} - Handpass over the shoulder to Cadsky.
4 : 9.55 {lW} - A long pass towards Footypie32.
4 : 9.59 {lW} - Roylion intercepts the kick and marks.
4 : 10.01 {rW} - Roylion signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 10.05 {C} - He transfers play using Pure Grunt.
4 : 10.09 {C} - Top mark - not paid.
4 : 10.13 {rW} - CakeEater has it.
4 : 10.15 - <<< 3KZ is Football is coming on to replace Elmer_Judd >>>
4 : 10.23 {rW} - Now CakeEater has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 10.28 {lW} - Draws a man and then with hands to Footypie32.
4 : 10.3 {lW} - Footypie32 has a bounce.
4 : 10.34 {C} - A quick handpass to Zevon.
4 : 10.38 {C} - Handballs over the top to GreyCrow.
4 : 10.42 {rHFF} - He kicks long and low.
4 : 10.44 {rHFF} - But straight to MrsEddieBetts.
4 : 10.48 {lHBF} - With the ball is MrsEddieBetts.
4 : 10.52 {lHBF} - Passes to DERRINALPHIL by hand.
4 : 10.56 {lHBF} - A long looping handpass to SpecialBruce.
4 : 11.01 {lHBF} - SpecialBruce dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 11.03 {lHBF} - Ulahoopski sews MrsEddieBetts up in a fantastic tackle.
4 : 11.07 {rHFF} - Now Ulahoopski has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 11.11 {lFP} - Boots the ball toward Nothing.
4 : 11.15 {lFP} - No mark taken as Nothing and 3KZ is Football wrestle for position.
4 : 11.17 {rBP} - 3KZ is Football slowing down the play.
4 : 11.21 {FB} - He handpasses to Mike.
4 : 11.25 {lHBF} - With his laser-like left foot.
4 : 11.3 {lHBF} - MrsEddieBetts pushes off and take a gutsy diving mark.
4 : 11.31 {lHBF} - MrsEddieBetts with the ball now.
4 : 11.36 {C} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
4 : 11.4 {C} - Zevon floats over the top of the pack and marks that on his chest.
4 : 11.44 {lW} - Footypie32 wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 11.46 {lW} - Passes to GreyCrow by hand.
4 : 11.5 {CHB} - A long looping handpass to nahnah.
4 : 11.54 {rW} - CakeEater on the end of this.
4 : 11.58 {lW} - Sees Footypie32 out of the corner of his eye.
4 : 12 {lW} - Big mark by Roylion!.
4 : 12.04 {rW} - Roylion looking for a lead.
4 : 12.08 {rW} - Roylion is crunched in a tackle by Footypie32.
4 : 12.13 {lW} - Now Footypie32 has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 12.17 {C} - Handballs over the top to Zevon.
4 : 12.19 {C} - Zevon dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 12.23 {lHFF} - With his laser-like left foot.
4 : 12.27 {lHFF} - Anybody's ball.
4 : 12.31 {lHFF} - hotchilli tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
4 : 12.33 - <<< Smartys Power is coming on to replace Jhye Clark 13 >>>
4 : 12.41 {lHFF} - hotchilli has possession.
4 : 12.46 {lHFF} - He gets a handpass to GreyCrow.
4 : 12.48 {CHF} - A slick handpass goes to krakouers.
4 : 12.52 {CHF} - Ed_Gein gets enough of a grip to dislodge the ball.
4 : 12.56 {CHB} - Running with the ball is Ed_Gein.
4 : 13 {lW} - A worm burner to Phar Ace.
4 : 13.02 {lW} - Oooohhhh you beauty! What a mark to Phar Ace.
4 : 13.06 {lW} - Phar Ace to send the ball forward.
4 : 13.1 {rW} - He handpasses to Roylion.
4 : 13.15 {lW} - A slick handpass goes to Phar Ace.
4 : 13.16 {lW} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 13.21 {rW} - Passes to Roylion by hand.
4 : 13.25 {rW} - At least fifty-five metres out.
4 : 13.29 {rW} - Should have lowered his eyes.
Gold City Royals FFC : 12.12.84
Roys FFC : 19.12.126
4 : 13.35 {FB} - Smartys Power to send the ball forward.
4 : 13.39 {FB} - Great tackle on Smartys Power.
4 : 13.43 {FF} - TheGoatBaron sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 13.48 {FF} - TheGoatBaron slams the ball at goal.
4 : 13.49 {FF} - And TheGoatBaron gets it.
Gold City Royals FFC : 12.12.84
Roys FFC : 20.12.132

 

[Mobbs]

TheGoatBaron has about 100 million many lots goals.

 

[serial_thrilla]

4 : 13.53 {C} - Winning the bounce is DERRINALPHIL.
4 : 14.02 {lW} - Not enough pressure on Phar Ace.
4 : 14.04 {CHF} - JackNah_8 and nahnah jostle for position.
4 : 14.08 {CHF} - Over the head of JackNah_8.
4 : 14.12 {CHF} - JackNah_8 hits the ground running.
4 : 14.16 {CHF} - Goes the torp..
4 : 14.19 {CHF} - Perfect goal kicking technique. That's number 2 for JackNah_8.
Gold City Royals FFC : 12.12.84
Roys FFC : 21.12.138

 

[serial_thrilla]

4 : 14.22 {C} - No-one can win the tapout.
4 : 14.31 {C} - Zevon with all the time in the world.
4 : 14.33 {rHFF} - Sees Ulahoopski ahead and sends it his way.
4 : 14.37 {rHFF} - Absolute hanger by Ulahoopski!.
4 : 14.41 {rHFF} - Ulahoopski signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 14.45 {rHFF} - Ulahoopski has time to take a bounce.
4 : 14.49 {rHFF} - A quick handpass to Cadsky.
4 : 14.51 {lHFF} - A wild kick laterally towards hotchilli.
4 : 14.55 {lHFF} - The ball drops short of hotchilli.
4 : 15 {lHFF} - The ball is now with hotchilli.
4 : 15.04 {FF} - A mongrel punt in the direction of MrPremiership.
4 : 15.06 {FF} - MrPremiership can't take it.
4 : 15.1 {FF} - MrPremiership weaves through the congestion.
4 : 15.14 {FF} - This should be a goal to MrPremiership.
4 : 15.18 {FF} - He's put it through.
Gold City Royals FFC : 13.12.90
Roys FFC : 21.12.138

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

 

[Mobbs]

: 13.16 {lW} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 13.21 {rW} - Passes to Roylion by hand.
4 : 13.25 {rW} - At least fifty-five metres out.
4 : 13.29 {rW} - Should have lowered his eyes.
Gold City Royals FFC : 12.12.84
Roys FFC : 19.12.126
Roylion nooooo


4 : 13.35 {FB} - Smartys Power to send the ball forward.
4 : 13.39 {FB} - Great tackle on Smartys Power.
4 : 13.43 {FF} - TheGoatBaron sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 13.48 {FF} - TheGoatBaron slams the ball at goal.
4 : 13.49 {FF} - And TheGoatBaron gets it.
Gold City Royals FFC : 12.12.84
Roys FFC : 20.12.132
TheGoatBaron yesssssssss!

Now it makes sense. 7 point play. Old and crafty bugger he is.

 

[GreyCrow]

Getting on top of Greycrow now

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Thats what a mutual sex life is about

 

[TheGoatBaron]

How many goals have I got now?

 

[Mobbs]

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

TALK ABOUT A ROYAL(S) FLUSH !!!!

#To#toosoon

 

[Mooch]

How many goals have I got now?

 

[Mobbs]

How many goals have I got now?

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[fitzroybowiedog]

I'm just screaming.