Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 11 - Coney Island Warriors v Gold City Royals @ Van Cortlandt Park

[TheInjuryFactory]

I'm waiting for my match fees to come in, TheInjuryFactory as our practising restaurant accountant still hasn't paid my agent.

 

[GreyCrow]

3 : 3.01 - <<< Membling is coming on to replace hotchilli >>>
3 : 3.13 {lBP} - So Membling ... with a moment to digest his options.
3 : 3.19 {lBP} - Membling's tripped over his own feet and zackah just has to pick the ball up next to him.
3 : 3.25 {lFP} - With the ball is Snuffaluphagus.
3 : 3.3 - <<< hotchilli is coming on to replace Membling >>>

A quick rest

 

[Dinsdale]

Just post the final score, it's so late

 

[MWPP]

3 : 19.48 {FF} - Bending back ... too far. A minor score to CakeEater.
Coney Island Warriors : 2.9.21
Gold City Royals : 11.3.69
3 : 19.58 {FB} - Mofra has it.
3 : 20.04 {rHBF} - With his laser-like left foot.
3 : 20.11 {rHBF} - The umpire calls play on.
3 : 20.17 {lHFF} - Now Ulahoopski has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 20.23 {lFP} - Quick hands to Cadsky.
3 : 20.3 {lFP} - Chance for a goal here for Cadsky .
3 : 20.36 {lFP} - I think he's snuck it in. Full points.
Coney Island Warriors : 2.9.21
Gold City Royals : 12.3.75
3 : 20.42 {C} - The ball is bounced to the clear advantage of GreyCrow.
3 : 20.54 {lW} - FootyGuy13 weaves through the congestion.
3 : 21 {rW} - Quick hands to TheInjuryFactory.
3 : 21.06 {C} - Quick hands to Piggy Smalls.
3 : 21.13 {C} - The umpires rules a push-out. Zevon will get the free.
3 : 21.17 {lW} - Footypie32 has it.
3 : 21.23 {lW} - Hands it off to GreyCrow.
3 : 21.29 {lW} - He has time to take a bounce.
3 : 21.35 {rW} - An underground handpass to Smartys Power.
3 : 21.42 {C} - He transfers play using Zevon.
3 : 21.47 {C} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by Piggy Smalls.
3 : 21.53 {C} - Piggy Smalls has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 22 {C} - Handballs over the top to Tonga Bob.
3 : 22.06 {rHFF} - Kicks to a contest - Raveneyes looks to get to thre front.
3 : 22.12 {rHFF} - In the right place at the right time is Raveneyes who marks.
3 : 22.19 {rHFF} - Raveneyes looks downfield.
3 : 22.25 {rHFF} - Long handpass to the running pantskyle.
3 : 22.31 {CHF} - He beckons for a lead.
3 : 22.35 {CHF} - spudmaster too strong for nahnah.
3 : 22.41 {CHF} - The ball is now with spudmaster.
3 : 22.47 {rFP} - Boots the ball toward zackah.
3 : 22.53 {rFP} - Anybody's ball.
3 : 23 {rFP} - zackah with all the time in the world.
3 : 23.06 {rFP} - zackah ignores a lead to have a shot.
3 : 23.12 {rFP} - What a goal.
Coney Island Warriors : 3.9.27
Gold City Royals : 12.3.75
3 : 23.18 {C} - Bashed out of the ruck duel by Tonga Bob.
3 : 23.31 {rW} - Its hard and tough but SarahSmiles wins possession.
3 : 23.37 {rW} - Someone call a dentist. SarahSmiles has run into pantskyle and is hurting.
3 : 23.43 {lW} - FootyGuy13 breaks free and has found some space.
3 : 23.49 {rW} - Handpasses to TheInjuryFactory.
3 : 23.55 {lW} - Huge handpass to FootyGuy13. As good as a kick.
3 : 24 {rW} - He tries to find TheInjuryFactory with a chip pass.
3 : 24.06 {rW} - Poor effort from TheInjuryFactory and Footypie32 takes the mark.
3 : 24.12 {rW} - Its hard and tough but Smartys Power wins possession.
3 : 24.18 {rW} - He has a bounce.
3 : 24.24 {CHF} - A short kick to CakeEater.
3 : 24.3 {CHF} - CakeEater and Dinsdale both holding each other. No mark.
3 : 24.37 {CHB} - Dinsdale assessing what lies ahead of him.
3 : 24.43 {C} - Handballs over the top to Piggy Smalls.
3 : 24.49 {rHFF} - Raveneyes presents on a long lead.
3 : 24.55 {rHFF} - Good grab Raveneyes.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 3
Coney Island Warriors : 3.9.27
Gold City Royals : 12.3.75
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[Brenton Davy]

Just post the final score, it's so late

I’m enjoying this night game

 

[spudmaster]

Just post the final score, it's so late

And ruin the enjoyment of our last-quarter fightback?

 

[Ulahoopski]

Set up for our biggest choke of all time.
Will not be surprised.

 

[Footypie32]

If we **** this up Royals...

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Night specialists.

 

[Nothing]

Good kicking is good qooty.

 

[Brenton Davy]

Set up for our biggest choke of all time.
Will not be surprised.

If we * this up Royals...

Love the positivity

 

[The Filth Wizard]

If we’re weren’t so inaccurate we’d lose a lot closer.

 

[Ulahoopski]

If we * this up Royals...

We are the kings and queens of royal * ups.

 

[Dinsdale]

Night specialists.

The waiting was superior to the happening

 

[Ulahoopski]

Love the positivity

The sum of past experience.

 

[spudmaster]

If we’re weren’t so inaccurate we’d lose a lot closer.

posting philreich in-between quarter remarks on his behalf?

 

[Tonga Bob]

If we’re weren’t so inaccurate we’d lose a lot closer.

 

[Nothing]

The sum of past experience.

The new Royals won't let us down. No photoshoop failures tonight.

 

[Ulahoopski]

If we’re weren’t so inaccurate we’d lose a lot closer.

Your inaccuracy isn’t insufficient intent. Nice to know your heart is still Royal

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

 

[Footypie32]

 

[MWPP]

4 : 25.01 {C} - Tonga Bob waits and wins the hitout.
4 : .12 {rW} - Not enough pressure on TheInjuryFactory.
4 : .18 {C} - Long handpass to the running Piggy Smalls.
4 : .22 {lHFF} - Sees Reginald Perrin ahead and sends it his way.
4 : .28 {lHFF} - Bianconeri will take this. No - he's dropped it.
4 : .34 {CHB} - nahnah with some space now.
4 : .4 {rHBF} - Long handpass to the running Bianconeri.
4 : .46 {rHBF} - Great bump by Reginald Perrin. Bianconeri has not moved.
4 : .53 {lHFF} - With the ball is Reginald Perrin.
4 : .59 {rHFF} - A lookaway handpass to Raveneyes.
4 : 1.05 {rHFF} - Someone call an ambulance for Raveneyes. krakouers lined him up and did the job well.
4 : 1.12 {lHBF} - The ball is now with krakouers.
4 : 1.17 {C} - He sends the ball to Zevon.
4 : 1.23 {C} - Zevon uses his body to perfection and reels in the mark.
4 : 1.3 {C} - So Zevon ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 1.36 {rW} - Handballs over the top to Smartys Power.
4 : 1.4 {rW} - He gets a handpass to GreyCrow.
4 : 1.46 {lW} - He kicks across the ground towards Footypie32.
4 : 1.52 {lW} - That's poor kicking and the mark is swallowed up by TheInjuryFactory.
4 : 1.59 {rW} - TheInjuryFactory signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 2.05 {C} - A wild handball - but luckily Piggy Smalls was well placed to clean up.
4 : 2.11 {rHFF} - A wobbly old kick.
4 : 2.17 {rHFF} - But he picks out krakouers.
4 : 2.24 {CHB} - nahnah with the ball now.
4 : 2.3 {rW} - He spots an option and kicks to Smartys Power.
4 : 2.35 {rW} - One grab... Two... Three... Mark to Smartys Power.
4 : 2.42 {rW} - Smartys Power to send the ball forward.
4 : 2.48 {lW} - Huge handpass to Footypie32. As good as a kick.
4 : 2.54 {lW} - Gets a handpass away to GreyCrow.
4 : 3.01 {rHFF} - A hospital kick.
4 : 3.05 {rHFF} - Nothing makes that kick look better than it was with a solid mark.
4 : 3.11 {rHFF} - Nothing to send the ball forward.
4 : 3.17 {CHF} - Finds CakeEater with a handball.
4 : 3.23 {CHF} - Quick hands to GreyCrow under pressure.
4 : 3.3 {CHF} - GreyCrow dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 3.35 {FF} - He's still going.
4 : 3.42 {FF} - He goes for goal.
4 : 3.48 {FF} - Oh no. It's come off his shin..
Coney Island Warriors : 3.9.27
Gold City Royals : 12.4.76
4 : 4 {FB} - Stokey has possession.
4 : 4.07 {lBP} - He gets a handpass to TubbsFarquhar.
4 : 4.13 {rBP} - Quick hands to Stokey.
4 : 4.19 {lBP} - Fires out the handpass to TubbsFarquhar.
4 : 4.25 {lBP} - No-look handpass to Tonga Bob.
4 : 4.29 {FB} - Mofra screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
4 : 4.35 {FB} - Man in front will be paid this mark - that's Mofra.
4 : 4.41 {FB} - Mofra with the ball now.
4 : 4.48 {lBP} - Sees TubbsFarquhar out of the corner of his eye.
4 : 4.54 {lBP} - He can't hold it.
4 : 5 {lFP} - MrPremiership looks downfield.
4 : 5.06 {lFP} - MrPremiership eye's the goals and has a shot.
4 : 5.12 {lFP} - A wayward kick from MrPremiership. A minor score.
Coney Island Warriors : 3.9.27
Gold City Royals : 12.5.77
4 : 5.25 {FB} - Mofra takes off.
4 : 5.31 {lBP} - A slick handpass goes to TubbsFarquhar.
4 : 5.37 {lBP} - He handpasses to Ocha905.
4 : 5.43 {FB} - He kicks sideways towards Mofra.
4 : 5.48 {FB} - Mofra holds off Brenton Davy with one hand and takes the mark with the other.
4 : 5.54 {FB} - So Mofra ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 6 {lBP} - He transfers play using TubbsFarquhar.
4 : 6.06 {lBP} - TubbsFarquhar takes that parallel to the ground..
4 : 6.12 {lBP} - Nobody's checking TubbsFarquhar.
4 : 6.18 {lBP} - Great tackle on TubbsFarquhar.
4 : 6.25 {rFP} - Pedro wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 6.31 {rFP} - Pedro opens up the goalface.
4 : 6.37 {rFP} - Perfect goal kicking technique. That's number 1 for Pedro.
Coney Island Warriors : 3.9.27
Gold City Royals : 13.5.83
4 : 6.43 {C} - The ball is bounced and GreyCrow gets the tap.
4 : 6.55 {rW} - TheInjuryFactory with a little space.
4 : 7.01 {rW} - He involves Tonga Bob in the play.
4 : 7.08 {rW} - Cadsky applies the tackle.
4 : 7.12 {lW} - Footypie32 with some space now.
4 : 7.18 {lW} - TheInjuryFactory monsters Footypie32.
4 : 7.24 {C} - Piggy Smalls dances around Zevon.
4 : 7.3 {rW} - Finds TheInjuryFactory with a handball.
4 : 7.37 {lW} - No-look handpass to FootyGuy13.
4 : 7.43 {lW} - Heavy clash between Smartys Power and FootyGuy13. Smartys Power comes off marginally better and collects the ball.
4 : 7.49 {rW} - Smartys Power with some space now.
4 : 7.55 {CHF} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
4 : 8.01 {CHF} - CakeEater gets too far under the ball.
4 : 8.07 {rHBF} - Freofalcon breaks free and has found some space.
4 : 8.14 {lW} - He sees a lead by FootyGuy13 and kicks in that direction.
4 : 8.2 {lW} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
4 : 8.26 {lW} - Footypie32 wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 8.3 {lW} - Fires out the handpass to GreyCrow.
4 : 8.36 {rW} - Long handpass to the running Smartys Power.
4 : 8.43 {rW} - Flicks it to Cadsky.
4 : 8.49 {rW} - Tonga Bob applies a beautiful smother.
4 : 8.55 {lW} - Not enough pressure on FootyGuy13.
4 : 9.01 {C} - A wild kick laterally towards Piggy Smalls.
4 : 9.07 {C} - Piggy Smalls is the target but he's outplayed by Zevon.
4 : 9.13 {C} - Zevon sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
4 : 9.2 {lW} - Passes to Footypie32 by hand.
4 : 9.26 {lW} - Footypie32 nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
4 : 9.32 {rHFF} - That kick is a real floater.
4 : 9.38 {rHFF} - Nothing wrestles with Mesc - and wins. Good mark.
4 : 9.45 {rHFF} - Now Nothing has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 9.51 {rHFF} - Passes to Cadsky by hand.
4 : 9.55 {rHFF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 10.01 {lHFF} - Ulahoopski screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
4 : 10.07 {lHFF} - Top mark Ulahoopski.
4 : 10.13 {lHFF} - Now Ulahoopski has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 10.19 {lHFF} - He handpasses to Cadsky.
4 : 10.25 {FF} - He gets his kick away.
4 : 10.32 {FF} - Brenton Davy gets too far under the ball.
4 : 10.38 {FB} - Mofra looking for a lead.
4 : 10.44 {rHBF} - Hurried kick towards Freofalcon.
4 : 10.51 {rHBF} - No-one can take the mark.
4 : 10.56 {rHBF} - Freofalcon breaks a tackle and is off.
4 : 11.03 - <<< Purple7x08_24 is coming on to replace Mesc >>>
4 : 11.15 {rHBF} - A bit of space for Freofalcon to utilise.
4 : 11.19 {lW} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
4 : 11.25 {lW} - FootyGuy13 wrestles with Smartys Power - and wins. Good mark.
4 : 11.31 {lW} - Nobody's checking FootyGuy13.
4 : 11.38 {lW} - A slick handpass goes to pantskyle.
4 : 11.44 {CHF} - That kick makes it hard for spudmaster.
4 : 11.5 {CHF} - spudmaster sits on the head of nahnah! Great mark.
4 : 11.56 {CHF} - spudmaster to send the ball forward.
4 : 12.03 {CHF} - spudmaster loves a shot at goal.
4 : 12.08 {CHF} - The umpires are checking if that shaved the post... and signal the affirmative..
Coney Island Warriors : 3.10.28
Gold City Royals : 13.5.83
4 : 12.21 {FB} - grumbleguts sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 12.27 {rHBF} - He sends the ball to Bianconeri.
4 : 12.33 {rHBF} - He can't hold it.
4 : 12.37 {CHF} - spudmaster slowing down the play.
4 : 12.43 {CHF} - Don't tell me he's kicked it... DON'T TELL ME....

 

[Tonga Bob]

[extreme James Brayshaw voice] OH NO!

 

[Nothing]

Stealth jersey working well.

 

[Brenton Davy]

Dinsdale didn’t pay the bill so, as punishment, you don’t get lights at your end…