Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 11 - Coney Island Warriors v Gold City Royals @ Van Cortlandt Park

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4 : 12.5 {CHF} - You won't see too many better than that. Champagne football.
Coney Island Warriors : 4.10.34
Gold City Royals : 13.5.83

4 : 12.56 {C} - Tonga Bob taps it down.
4 : 13.08 {rW} - TheInjuryFactory signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 13.15 {lW} - Handballs to FootyGuy13.
4 : 13.21 {lW} - What a tackle by Smartys Power.
4 : 13.27 {rW} - Smartys Power with some space now.
4 : 13.33 {lW} - That came off the outside of the boot.
4 : 13.39 {lW} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
4 : 13.45 {lW} - FootyGuy13 breaks free and has found some space.
4 : 13.52 {lW} - Handpasses to pantskyle.
4 : 13.56 {lW} - Watch out! Oh! SarahSmiles has laid pantskyle out flat.
4 : 14.02 {lW} - Footypie32 has possession.
4 : 14.08 {lW} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 14.15 {lW} - Gives the ball to SarahSmiles.
4 : 14.21 {lW} - Huge bump by pantskyle on SarahSmiles.
4 : 14.26 {rW} - The ball is now with TheInjuryFactory.
4 : 14.33 {rW} - A wild handball - but luckily Ocha905 was well placed to clean up.
4 : 14.39 {lW} - He tries to find FootyGuy13 with a chip pass.
4 : 14.45 {lW} - The ball spills free.
4 : 14.51 {rW} - Smartys Power takes off.
4 : 14.58 {CHF} - Boots the ball toward CakeEater.
4 : 15.04 {CHF} - Dinsdale comes in from the side to intercept.
4 : 15.1 {CHB} - Dinsdale with some space now.
4 : 15.16 {rW} - A mongrel punt in the direction of TheInjuryFactory.
4 : 15.22 {rW} - Footypie32 will take this. No - he's dropped it.
4 : 15.26 {rW} - Who wants it? TheInjuryFactory does. Great stuff.
4 : 15.33 {rW} - What a tackle.
4 : 15.38 {lW} - Footypie32 with some space now.
4 : 15.45 {lW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 15.51 {lW} - Crunching tackle by TheInjuryFactory.
4 : 15.57 {rW} - TheInjuryFactory tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
4 : 16.04 {rW} - TheInjuryFactory takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 16.1 {rHFF} - He takes another.
4 : 16.16 {rW} - An underground handpass to Tonga Bob.
4 : 16.22 {CHF} - A spearing pass towards spudmaster.
4 : 16.28 {CHF} - spudmaster plucks that milimetres off the turf.
4 : 16.34 {CHF} - So spudmaster ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 16.4 {rFP} - zackah presents.
4 : 16.45 {rFP} - zackah can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
4 : 16.51 {FB} - grumbleguts looking for a lead.
4 : 16.57 {FB} - An underground handpass to Cadsky.
4 : 17.03 {FB} - Cadsky takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 17.1 {FB} - There's a push-out.
4 : 17.16 {FF} - The Filth Wizard with the ball now.
4 : 17.22 {FF} - The Filth Wizard is crunched in a tackle by grumbleguts.
4 : 17.28 {FB} - grumbleguts through heavy traffic.
4 : 17.34 {FB} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 17.4 {rBP} - He beckons for a lead.
4 : 17.46 {rBP} - Memphis can't take it.
4 : 17.53 {rFP} - zackah slowing down the play.
4 : 17.59 {rFP} - hotchilli made that tackle look worse than it was - free kick.
4 : 18.05 {lBP} - With the ball is hotchilli.
4 : 18.09 {FB} - grumbleguts on the end of this.
4 : 18.15 {lBP} - Kick goes sideways.
4 : 18.22 {lBP} - hotchilli takes a strong mark. His form is ominous.
4 : 18.28 {lBP} - Nobody's checking hotchilli.
4 : 18.34 {lBP} - hotchilli sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
4 : 18.4 {CHB} - He just bombs away in the direction of nahnah and spudmaster.
4 : 18.46 {CHB} - spudmaster gets a timely fist to the ball.
4 : 18.52 {CHF} - Nobody's checking spudmaster.
4 : 18.58 {lHFF} - He kicks sideways towards Reginald Perrin.
4 : 19.05 {lHFF} - Atrocious kick. Not even kilometre perfect.
4 : 19.11 {CHB} - Nobody's checking nahnah.
4 : 19.17 {CHB} - He handpasses to SarahSmiles.
4 : 19.23 {rW} - A measured kick to Smartys Power.
4 : 19.3 {rW} - Ooh the kick has gone straight to FootyGuy13.
4 : 19.34 {rW} - TheInjuryFactory looking for a lead.
4 : 19.4 {rW} - He gets a handpass to Ocha905.
4 : 19.46 {rHBF} - Fires out the handpass to Tonga Bob.
4 : 19.52 {CHB} - No-look handpass to Dinsdale.
4 : 19.58 {CHB} - Hands it off to pantskyle.
4 : 20.04 {rHBF} - That came off the outside of the boot.
4 : 20.11 {rHBF} - Freofalcon juggles the ball but secures the mark.
4 : 20.17 {rHBF} - Freofalcon wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 20.23 {CHB} - Handpass over the shoulder to Dinsdale.
4 : 20.3 {lHBF} - Purple7x08_24 screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
4 : 20.36 {lHBF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
4 : 20.42 {lHBF} - Purple7x08_24 with some space now.
4 : 20.48 {lHBF} - Purple7x08_24 passes the ball to nobody! turnover.
4 : 20.52 {rHFF} - Nothing streaming down the ground.
4 : 20.58 {lHFF} - A lookaway handpass to Ulahoopski.
4 : 21.04 {lHFF} - A long looping handpass to SarahSmiles.
4 : 21.1 {lHFF} - A wild handball - but luckily GreyCrow was well placed to clean up.
4 : 21.17 {lHFF} - GreyCrow sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
4 : 21.23 {lHFF} - It might carry.
4 : 21.29 {lHFF} - This should be a goal ... but it isn't.
Coney Island Warriors : 4.10.34
Gold City Royals : 13.6.84

4 : 21.42 {FB} - Stokey takes off.
4 : 21.47 {rHBF} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to Freofalcon.
4 : 21.53 {rHBF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
4 : 22 {rHBF} - Freofalcon looks downfield.
4 : 22.06 - <<< Membling is coming on to replace hotchilli >>>
4 : 22.16 {rHBF} - Freofalcon hits the ground running.
4 : 22.23 {CHB} - He kicks across the ground towards Dinsdale.
4 : 22.29 {CHB} - CakeEater upset the marking attempt by Dinsdale.
4 : 22.35 {CHF} - CakeEater is now off and running.
4 : 22.41 {CHF} - CakeEater bounces the ball.
4 : 22.47 {CHF} - But Dinsdale collects CakeEater and somehow comes out with the ball.
4 : 22.53 {CHB} - Dinsdale sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
4 : 23 {C} - Gives the ball to Ocha905.
4 : 23.06 {lW} - FootyGuy13 receives his handpass.
4 : 23.12 {lW} - Smartys Power rides FootyGuy13 into the ground.
4 : 23.18 {C} - Zevon looks downfield.
4 : 23.25 {C} - No-look handpass to Cadsky.
4 : 23.31 {rHFF} - Hoofs it forward..
4 : 23.35 {rHFF} - Nothing outbodies Purple7x08_24 and takes the mark.
4 : 23.41 {rHFF} - Nothing slowing down the play.
4 : 23.47 {rHFF} - Boot to ball from Nothing under pressure.
4 : 23.53 {rHFF} - And Nothing scores a behind.
Coney Island Warriors : 4.10.34
Gold City Royals : 13.7.85

4 : 24.06 {FB} - TubbsFarquhar signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 24.12 {lHBF} - He kicks towards Purple7x08_24 and Nothing.
4 : 24.18 {lHBF} - Nothing reads the kick best and marks well in front of Purple7x08_24.
4 : 24.24 {rHFF} - Nothing takes off.
4 : 24.3 {lHFF} - He tries to find Ulahoopski with a chip pass.
4 : 24.37 {lHFF} - Ulahoopski can't take it.
4 : 24.43 {rHBF} - Freofalcon with the ball now.
4 : 24.49 {C} - Throws it onto his boot.
4 : 24.53 {C} - The ball spills free.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Coney Island Warriors : 4.10.34
Gold City Royals : 13.7.85
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Match Over!
 
AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :
Rich (BB code):
CIW SENIORS Vs GCR SENIORS
CIW               1    5        2    7        3    9        4    10   34       
GCR               5    0        9    2        12   3        13   7    85       
CIW        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  GCR         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Stokey      0  2  1  2  0  0  0  0  0   13  Memphis      0  4  2  4  0  0  0  0  0   26
Mofra       0  5  4  2  0  0  0  0  0   31  grumblegut   0  6  2  5  0  0  3  0  0   25
TubbsFarqu  0  3  1  5  0  0  0  0  0   22  Membling     0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0
Freofalcon  0  8  1  2  1  0  1  0  0   32  Bianconeri   0  4  6  6  1  0  0  0  0   46
Dinsdale    0  4  4  6  0  1  2  0  0   31  nahnah       0  5  0  5  0  1  1  0  0   23
Purple7x08  0  3  1  2  0  0  0  0  0   16  krakouers    0  2  3  2  1  0  2  0  0   17
TheInjuryF  0  4  2  15 2  0  1  0  0   53  Smartys Po   0  10 1  4  2  0  0  0  0   49
Piggy Smal  0  8  5  8  0  0  1  0  0   52  Zevon        0  5  4  7  0  1  0  1  0   48
FootyGuy13  0  6  3  11 2  0  0  0  0   57  Footypie32   0  6  5  8  1  1  0  0  0   54
Raveneyes   0  3  6  5  1  1  0  0  0   42  Nothing      0  10 8  4  1  0  0  2  1   79
spudmaster  0  8  4  2  0  1  1  1  2   46  CakeEater    0  1  0  3  0  2  2  0  1    6
Reginald P  0  4  3  3  1  0  1  0  0   28  Ulahoopski   0  2  4  5  0  1  0  1  0   35
zackah      0  4  0  0  0  0  1  1  3   18  Pedro        0  1  1  0  1  0  0  1  0   16
The Filth   0  6  0  0  1  3  0  1  5   36  Brenton Da   0  4  1  0  0  0  0  3  1   34
Snuffaluph  0  1  0  0  0  0  0  1  0    9  MrPremiers   0  2  0  3  0  0  0  1  1   19
Tonga Bob   8  7  0  8  4  1  0  0  0   62  GreyCrow     8  6  0  6  3  0  1  1  3   56
pantskyle   0  11 0  5  6  2  0  0  0   69  SarahSmile   0  9  0  4  6  2  0  0  0   61
Ocha905     0  5  0  7  3  0  0  0  0   41  Cadsky       0  6  0  1  7  0  0  3  0   66
Paracleet   0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0  gouki88      0  5  2  2  0  0  0  0  0   25
Mesc        0  1  1  0  0  0  0  0  0    6  hotchilli    0  3  2  4  1  0  0  0  0   27

Rich (BB code):
            CIW   GCR
Hitouts   : 8    8 
Kicks     : 93   91 
Marks     : 36   41 
Handballs : 83   73 
Tackles   : 21   24 
Frees For : 9    8 
Frees Ag. : 8    9 
Smothers  : 1    0 
Ironouts  : 9    6 
Inside50  : 13   13 
Goals     : 4    13 
Behinds   : 10   7

GOAL BY GOAL :
Rich (BB code):
First Quarter :
2.25 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - CIW by 6 point(s).
7.14 - Goal to Brenton Davy (GCR) - scores level.
8.38 - Rushed behind to CIW - CIW by 1 point(s).
10.4 - Goal to Brenton Davy (GCR) - GCR by 5 point(s).
12.1 - Rushed behind to CIW - GCR by 4 point(s).
12.52 - Behind to zackah (CIW) - GCR by 3 point(s).
13.52 - Behind to zackah (CIW) - GCR by 2 point(s).
17.23 - Goal to Ulahoopski (GCR) - GCR by 8 point(s).
18.36 - Goal to Cadsky (GCR) - GCR by 14 point(s).
20.42 - Goal to Zevon (GCR) - GCR by 20 point(s).
24.32 - Behind to zackah (CIW) - GCR by 19 point(s).

Second Quarter :
7.55 - Behind to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - GCR by 18 point(s).
9.45 - Behind to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - GCR by 17 point(s).
12.4 - Goal to Snuffaluphagus (CIW) - GCR by 11 point(s).
14.16 - Goal to Nothing (GCR) - GCR by 17 point(s).
15.04 - Behind to GreyCrow (GCR) - GCR by 18 point(s).
16.28 - Goal to MrPremiership (GCR) - GCR by 24 point(s).
21 - Behind to Brenton Davy (GCR) - GCR by 25 point(s).
22.31 - Goal to Cadsky (GCR) - GCR by 31 point(s).
23.18 - Goal to GreyCrow (GCR) - GCR by 37 point(s).

Third Quarter :
4.31 - Behind to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - GCR by 36 point(s).
7.49 - Goal to Nothing (GCR) - GCR by 42 point(s).
11.15 - Goal to Brenton Davy (GCR) - GCR by 48 point(s).
15.35 - Rushed behind to CIW - GCR by 47 point(s).
19.52 - Behind to CakeEater (GCR) - GCR by 48 point(s).
20.42 - Goal to Cadsky (GCR) - GCR by 54 point(s).
23.18 - Goal to zackah (CIW) - GCR by 48 point(s).

Final Quarter :
3.54 - Behind to GreyCrow (GCR) - GCR by 49 point(s).
5.19 - Behind to MrPremiership (GCR) - GCR by 50 point(s).
6.43 - Goal to Pedro (GCR) - GCR by 56 point(s).
12.15 - Behind to spudmaster (CIW) - GCR by 55 point(s).
12.56 - Goal to spudmaster (CIW) - GCR by 49 point(s).
21.35 - Behind to GreyCrow (GCR) - GCR by 50 point(s).
24 - Behind to Nothing (GCR) - GCR by 51 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :
Rich (BB code):
CIW
Stokey               0 (On) Total : 100%
Mesc                 0 (On) 25.18 (Off) 59.32 (On) 86.03 (Off) Total : 52%
TubbsFarquhar        0 (On) Total : 100%
Freofalcon           0 (On) Total : 100%
Dinsdale             0 (On) Total : 100%
Purple7x08_24        0 (On) 59.32 (Off) 86.03 (On) Total : 73%
TheInjuryFactory     0 (On) Total : 100%
Piggy Smalls         0 (On) Total : 100%
FootyGuy13           0 (On) Total : 100%
Raveneyes            0 (On) Total : 100%
spudmaster           0 (On) Total : 100%
Reginald Perrin      0 (On) Total : 100%
zackah               0 (On) Total : 100%
The Filth Wizard     0 (On) Total : 100%
Mofra                0 (On) 19.07 (Off) 25.18 (On) Total : 93%
Tonga Bob            0 (On) Total : 100%
pantskyle            0 (On) Total : 100%
Ocha905              0 (On) Total : 100%
Paracleet            0 (Off) Total : 0%
Snuffaluphagus       0 (Off) 19.07 (On) Total : 80%

GCR
hotchilli            0 (On) 53.01 (Off) 53.3 (On) 97.06 (Off) Total : 96%
grumbleguts          0 (On) Total : 100%
Memphis              0 (On) Total : 100%
Bianconeri           0 (On) Total : 100%
nahnah               0 (On) Total : 100%
gouki88              0 (On) 47.49 (Off) Total : 48%
krakouers            0 (On) 14.04 (Off) 47.49 (On) Total : 66%
Zevon                0 (On) Total : 100%
Footypie32           0 (On) Total : 100%
Nothing              0 (On) Total : 100%
CakeEater            0 (On) Total : 100%
Ulahoopski           0 (On) Total : 100%
Pedro                0 (On) Total : 100%
Brenton Davy         0 (On) Total : 100%
Membling             0 (On) 34.56 (Off) 53.01 (On) 53.3 (Off) 97.06 (On) Total : 38%
GreyCrow             0 (On) Total : 100%
SarahSmiles          0 (On) Total : 100%
Cadsky               0 (On) Total : 100%
MrPremiership        0 (Off) 14.04 (On) 24.43 (Off) 34.56 (On) Total : 75%
Smartys Power        0 (Off) 24.43 (On) Total : 74%

Total :  3600               Average :  89.99999

MATCH-UPS :
  • In quite a tussle, Bianconeri came out tops over the brave Reginald Perrin. - 94m from 0 to 94.
  • While very slim pickings for both players, Brenton Davy had the better of Mesc. - 5m from 5 to 10.
  • While overall a quiet day for both players, Mofra gave Brenton Davy a bath. - 55m from 44 to 99.
  • In a resume-material performance, Cadsky had Ocha905's measure. - 98m from 0 to 98.
  • Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, Dinsdale had CakeEater's measure. - 93m from 5 to 98.
  • In what was a very slow day for both, FootyGuy13 exposed krakouers's frailties. - 8m from 3 to 11.
  • While very slim pickings for both players, FootyGuy13 came out tops over the brave MrPremiership. - 6m from 15 to 21.
  • While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Smartys Power did very well against FootyGuy13. - 72m from 26 to 98.
  • In an epic battle, it could be argued that TheInjuryFactory had the better game against Footypie32 - although there was very little in it. - 87m from 7 to 94.
  • In quite a tussle, Ulahoopski was slightly more polished than Freofalcon. - 94m from 5 to 99.
  • In an epic battle, Tonga Bob and GreyCrow were well-matched - there was no victor. - 100m from 0 to 100.
  • While overall a quiet day for both players, hotchilli did a demolition job on zackah. - 81m from 12 to 93.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, zackah was slightly more polished than Membling. - 0m from 53 to 53.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, Mofra and Memphis were evenly matched. - 6m from 8 to 14.
  • Despite neither player having much impact, Memphis had Snuffaluphagus's measure. - 43m from 23 to 66.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, Memphis had the better of zackah. - 0m from 1 to 1.
  • In what was a very slow day for both, Nothing was easily the winner in the clash with Mesc. - 24m from 60 to 84.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, MrPremiership did well against Stokey. - 55m from 41 to 96.
  • In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, it could be argued that nahnah had the better game against spudmaster - although there was very little in it. - 90m from 4 to 94.
  • While worlds weren't set on fire, Nothing massacred Purple7x08_24. - 95m from 4 to 99.
  • In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Pedro did very well against TubbsFarquhar. - 59m from 40 to 99.
  • Toe to toe throughout, Zevon did well against Piggy Smalls. - 97m from 3 to 100.
  • In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, gouki88 and Raveneyes were evenly matched. - 37m from 0 to 37.
  • In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Raveneyes either broke even with krakouers or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 25m from 52 to 77.
  • While not all all one-way, pantskyle came out tops over the brave SarahSmiles. - 98m from 0 to 98.
  • In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, it could be argued that grumbleguts had the better game against The Filth Wizard - although there was very little in it. - 92m from 1 to 93.
 

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What an absolute shellacking… and few shellackings have been as one sided as that!

Commiserations Warriors. Royals, to the drawing room for some late night celebratory beverages!!
 
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@congrats on the win Royals, and thanks for keeping us company this week. All the best for the remainder of the season.

Thanks for posting MWPP, much appreciated. Sorry you didn't get a closer match! Enjoy your side's foopy win too.

Well it seems we dislike night matches even more-so than daytime ones Wazzas. We'll find a time that plays to our strengths soon enough.
 
Nice win, nice percentage boost.

Thanks for a fun week Wazzas! Good luck going forward and hope we meet again soon. Thanks MWPP for posting.

Back to the Throne for a piss up and parmi!
 
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Thanks for the week Warriors.

Season's back on track Royals. Toot toot!
 
  • In what was a very slow day for both, Nothing was easily the winner in the clash with Mesc. - 24m from 60 to 84.
  • While worlds weren't set on fire, Nothing massacred Purple7x08_24. - 95m from 4 to 99.
Tough judge 2 goals, a handful of score assists, and a stack of yardage.

Safe to say Mesc and Purple were set on fire on a quick day.
 
Thank goodness I've waited until 10:30pm Sunday to witness my team score [checks notes] our equal second lowest score in history. My weekend is now complete.

Thank you Royals & MWPP for whatever this was. I would wish you well for the following week but instead I'm going to bed never to return.
 

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AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :
Rich (BB code):
CIW SENIORS Vs GCR SENIORS
CIW               1    5        2    7        3    9        4    10   34      
GCR               5    0        9    2        12   3        13   7    85      
CIW        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  GCR         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Stokey      0  2  1  2  0  0  0  0  0   13  Memphis      0  4  2  4  0  0  0  0  0   26
Mofra       0  5  4  2  0  0  0  0  0   31  grumblegut   0  6  2  5  0  0  3  0  0   25
TubbsFarqu  0  3  1  5  0  0  0  0  0   22  Membling     0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0
Freofalcon  0  8  1  2  1  0  1  0  0   32  Bianconeri   0  4  6  6  1  0  0  0  0   46
Dinsdale    0  4  4  6  0  1  2  0  0   31  nahnah       0  5  0  5  0  1  1  0  0   23
Purple7x08  0  3  1  2  0  0  0  0  0   16  krakouers    0  2  3  2  1  0  2  0  0   17
TheInjuryF  0  4  2  15 2  0  1  0  0   53  Smartys Po   0  10 1  4  2  0  0  0  0   49
Piggy Smal  0  8  5  8  0  0  1  0  0   52  Zevon        0  5  4  7  0  1  0  1  0   48
FootyGuy13  0  6  3  11 2  0  0  0  0   57  Footypie32   0  6  5  8  1  1  0  0  0   54
Raveneyes   0  3  6  5  1  1  0  0  0   42  Nothing      0  10 8  4  1  0  0  2  1   79
spudmaster  0  8  4  2  0  1  1  1  2   46  CakeEater    0  1  0  3  0  2  2  0  1    6
Reginald P  0  4  3  3  1  0  1  0  0   28  Ulahoopski   0  2  4  5  0  1  0  1  0   35
zackah      0  4  0  0  0  0  1  1  3   18  Pedro        0  1  1  0  1  0  0  1  0   16
The Filth   0  6  0  0  1  3  0  1  5   36  Brenton Da   0  4  1  0  0  0  0  3  1   34
Snuffaluph  0  1  0  0  0  0  0  1  0    9  MrPremiers   0  2  0  3  0  0  0  1  1   19
Tonga Bob   8  7  0  8  4  1  0  0  0   62  GreyCrow     8  6  0  6  3  0  1  1  3   56
pantskyle   0  11 0  5  6  2  0  0  0   69  SarahSmile   0  9  0  4  6  2  0  0  0   61
Ocha905     0  5  0  7  3  0  0  0  0   41  Cadsky       0  6  0  1  7  0  0  3  0   66
Paracleet   0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0  gouki88      0  5  2  2  0  0  0  0  0   25
Mesc        0  1  1  0  0  0  0  0  0    6  hotchilli    0  3  2  4  1  0  0  0  0   27

Rich (BB code):
            CIW   GCR
Hitouts   : 8    8
Kicks     : 93   91
Marks     : 36   41
Handballs : 83   73
Tackles   : 21   24
Frees For : 9    8
Frees Ag. : 8    9
Smothers  : 1    0
Ironouts  : 9    6
Inside50  : 13   13
Goals     : 4    13
Behinds   : 10   7

GOAL BY GOAL :
Rich (BB code):
First Quarter :
2.25 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - CIW by 6 point(s).
7.14 - Goal to Brenton Davy (GCR) - scores level.
8.38 - Rushed behind to CIW - CIW by 1 point(s).
10.4 - Goal to Brenton Davy (GCR) - GCR by 5 point(s).
12.1 - Rushed behind to CIW - GCR by 4 point(s).
12.52 - Behind to zackah (CIW) - GCR by 3 point(s).
13.52 - Behind to zackah (CIW) - GCR by 2 point(s).
17.23 - Goal to Ulahoopski (GCR) - GCR by 8 point(s).
18.36 - Goal to Cadsky (GCR) - GCR by 14 point(s).
20.42 - Goal to Zevon (GCR) - GCR by 20 point(s).
24.32 - Behind to zackah (CIW) - GCR by 19 point(s).

Second Quarter :
7.55 - Behind to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - GCR by 18 point(s).
9.45 - Behind to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - GCR by 17 point(s).
12.4 - Goal to Snuffaluphagus (CIW) - GCR by 11 point(s).
14.16 - Goal to Nothing (GCR) - GCR by 17 point(s).
15.04 - Behind to GreyCrow (GCR) - GCR by 18 point(s).
16.28 - Goal to MrPremiership (GCR) - GCR by 24 point(s).
21 - Behind to Brenton Davy (GCR) - GCR by 25 point(s).
22.31 - Goal to Cadsky (GCR) - GCR by 31 point(s).
23.18 - Goal to GreyCrow (GCR) - GCR by 37 point(s).

Third Quarter :
4.31 - Behind to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - GCR by 36 point(s).
7.49 - Goal to Nothing (GCR) - GCR by 42 point(s).
11.15 - Goal to Brenton Davy (GCR) - GCR by 48 point(s).
15.35 - Rushed behind to CIW - GCR by 47 point(s).
19.52 - Behind to CakeEater (GCR) - GCR by 48 point(s).
20.42 - Goal to Cadsky (GCR) - GCR by 54 point(s).
23.18 - Goal to zackah (CIW) - GCR by 48 point(s).

Final Quarter :
3.54 - Behind to GreyCrow (GCR) - GCR by 49 point(s).
5.19 - Behind to MrPremiership (GCR) - GCR by 50 point(s).
6.43 - Goal to Pedro (GCR) - GCR by 56 point(s).
12.15 - Behind to spudmaster (CIW) - GCR by 55 point(s).
12.56 - Goal to spudmaster (CIW) - GCR by 49 point(s).
21.35 - Behind to GreyCrow (GCR) - GCR by 50 point(s).
24 - Behind to Nothing (GCR) - GCR by 51 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :
Rich (BB code):
CIW
Stokey               0 (On) Total : 100%
Mesc                 0 (On) 25.18 (Off) 59.32 (On) 86.03 (Off) Total : 52%
TubbsFarquhar        0 (On) Total : 100%
Freofalcon           0 (On) Total : 100%
Dinsdale             0 (On) Total : 100%
Purple7x08_24        0 (On) 59.32 (Off) 86.03 (On) Total : 73%
TheInjuryFactory     0 (On) Total : 100%
Piggy Smalls         0 (On) Total : 100%
FootyGuy13           0 (On) Total : 100%
Raveneyes            0 (On) Total : 100%
spudmaster           0 (On) Total : 100%
Reginald Perrin      0 (On) Total : 100%
zackah               0 (On) Total : 100%
The Filth Wizard     0 (On) Total : 100%
Mofra                0 (On) 19.07 (Off) 25.18 (On) Total : 93%
Tonga Bob            0 (On) Total : 100%
pantskyle            0 (On) Total : 100%
Ocha905              0 (On) Total : 100%
Paracleet            0 (Off) Total : 0%
Snuffaluphagus       0 (Off) 19.07 (On) Total : 80%

GCR
hotchilli            0 (On) 53.01 (Off) 53.3 (On) 97.06 (Off) Total : 96%
grumbleguts          0 (On) Total : 100%
Memphis              0 (On) Total : 100%
Bianconeri           0 (On) Total : 100%
nahnah               0 (On) Total : 100%
gouki88              0 (On) 47.49 (Off) Total : 48%
krakouers            0 (On) 14.04 (Off) 47.49 (On) Total : 66%
Zevon                0 (On) Total : 100%
Footypie32           0 (On) Total : 100%
Nothing              0 (On) Total : 100%
CakeEater            0 (On) Total : 100%
Ulahoopski           0 (On) Total : 100%
Pedro                0 (On) Total : 100%
Brenton Davy         0 (On) Total : 100%
Membling             0 (On) 34.56 (Off) 53.01 (On) 53.3 (Off) 97.06 (On) Total : 38%
GreyCrow             0 (On) Total : 100%
SarahSmiles          0 (On) Total : 100%
Cadsky               0 (On) Total : 100%
MrPremiership        0 (Off) 14.04 (On) 24.43 (Off) 34.56 (On) Total : 75%
Smartys Power        0 (Off) 24.43 (On) Total : 74%

Total :  3600               Average :  89.99999

MATCH-UPS :
  • In quite a tussle, Bianconeri came out tops over the brave Reginald Perrin. - 94m from 0 to 94.
  • While very slim pickings for both players, Brenton Davy had the better of Mesc. - 5m from 5 to 10.
  • While overall a quiet day for both players, Mofra gave Brenton Davy a bath. - 55m from 44 to 99.
  • In a resume-material performance, Cadsky had Ocha905's measure. - 98m from 0 to 98.
  • Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, Dinsdale had CakeEater's measure. - 93m from 5 to 98.
  • In what was a very slow day for both, FootyGuy13 exposed krakouers's frailties. - 8m from 3 to 11.
  • While very slim pickings for both players, FootyGuy13 came out tops over the brave MrPremiership. - 6m from 15 to 21.
  • While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Smartys Power did very well against FootyGuy13. - 72m from 26 to 98.
  • In an epic battle, it could be argued that TheInjuryFactory had the better game against Footypie32 - although there was very little in it. - 87m from 7 to 94.
  • In quite a tussle, Ulahoopski was slightly more polished than Freofalcon. - 94m from 5 to 99.
  • In an epic battle, Tonga Bob and GreyCrow were well-matched - there was no victor. - 100m from 0 to 100.
  • While overall a quiet day for both players, hotchilli did a demolition job on zackah. - 81m from 12 to 93.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, zackah was slightly more polished than Membling. - 0m from 53 to 53.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, Mofra and Memphis were evenly matched. - 6m from 8 to 14.
  • Despite neither player having much impact, Memphis had Snuffaluphagus's measure. - 43m from 23 to 66.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, Memphis had the better of zackah. - 0m from 1 to 1.
  • In what was a very slow day for both, Nothing was easily the winner in the clash with Mesc. - 24m from 60 to 84.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, MrPremiership did well against Stokey. - 55m from 41 to 96.
  • In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, it could be argued that nahnah had the better game against spudmaster - although there was very little in it. - 90m from 4 to 94.
  • While worlds weren't set on fire, Nothing massacred Purple7x08_24. - 95m from 4 to 99.
  • In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Pedro did very well against TubbsFarquhar. - 59m from 40 to 99.
  • Toe to toe throughout, Zevon did well against Piggy Smalls. - 97m from 3 to 100.
  • In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, gouki88 and Raveneyes were evenly matched. - 37m from 0 to 37.
  • In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Raveneyes either broke even with krakouers or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 25m from 52 to 77.
  • While not all all one-way, pantskyle came out tops over the brave SarahSmiles. - 98m from 0 to 98.
  • In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, it could be argued that grumbleguts had the better game against The Filth Wizard - although there was very little in it. - 92m from 1 to 93.
Did we do something wrong, MWPP? Why have you done this to us?

Also The Filth Wizard time to saw your legs off, you need new ones by the looks of it.
 
CIW HO K M H T FF FA G B Dt GCR HO K M H T FF FA G B Dt

Ulahoopski 0 2 4 5 0 1 0 1 0 35



1 : 17.05 {lHFF} - Ulahoopski looking for a lead.
1 : 17.12 {lHFF} - Ulahoopski too far out to score - or is he?.
1 : 17.17 {lHFF} - And he gets it.
Coney Island Warriors : 1.4.10
Gold City Royals : 3.0.18

1 : 18.12 {lHFF} - Ulahoopski receives his handpass.
1 : 18.17 {lHFF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 18.23 {lHFF} - Goes the torp..
1 : 18.3 {lHFF} - They'll be talking about that goal tonight.
Coney Island Warriors : 1.4.10
Gold City Royals : 4.0.24

What is this THIEVERY?????
 
Lols 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Coney Island Warriors : 4.10.34
Gold City Royals : 13.7.85
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50 points, what a ****img joke the sim is.

Notwithstanding the good week of bantering with the Royals, the sim.can **** right off
 
1 : 17.05 {lHFF} - Ulahoopski looking for a lead.
1 : 17.12 {lHFF} - Ulahoopski too far out to score - or is he?.
1 : 17.17 {lHFF} - And he gets it.
Coney Island Warriors : 1.4.10
Gold City Royals : 3.0.18

1 : 18.12 {lHFF} - Ulahoopski receives his handpass.
1 : 18.17 {lHFF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 18.23 {lHFF} - Goes the torp..
1 : 18.3 {lHFF} - They'll be talking about that goal tonight.
Coney Island Warriors : 1.4.10
Gold City Royals : 4.0.24

What is this THIEVERY?????
Upon further investigation, it turns out it was a captains goal!
Screenshot_20240415_062132_Chrome.jpg

And the explanation from Mobbs

Yep that one's easy. The line "Gets hands off within the nick of time" means Ulahoopski handpassed to a teammate. So the second of those goals was kicked by someone else, not by Ulahoopski. The sim's random commentary code selected a comment which did not name the recipient of the handball, leaving no choice but to access the match stats to see who that was.
 

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