Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 14 - Gold City Royals v Sin City Swamprats at The Golden Throne [MOTR]

[Cadsky]

Alrighty. Been a busy day and I'm under the weather but the Swans got the W and I sense the Royals will too. Despite feeling average, this weekend is looking like a very nice one indeed, with a public holiday on Monday to cap it off.

 

[Brenton Davy]

Alrighty. Been a busy day and I'm under the weather but the Swans got the W and I sense the Royals will too. Despite feeling average, this weekend is looking like a very nice one indeed, with a public holiday on Monday to cap it off.

I too sense a win tomorrow.

If only to heap more misery on philreich …

 

[jackster83]

Got flagged by similar last week?

My club played them last week. We only won by 295 points.

 

[philreich]

How's this for a flogging?

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Imagine one of the winning players going home:

Wife: Did you win?
Husband: Yeah fairly comfortably actually.
Wife: How many goals did you kick?
Husband: 82.
Wife: How many goals did you win by?
Husband: 86.

 

[okeydoke7]

I have to say, I’m seriously impressed by the way you manage to turn every one of your posts into ever increasing levels of self aggrandisement.

Wait until you see what I do in front of the mirror.

 

[Brenton Davy]

Imagine one of the winning players going home:

Wife: Did you win?
Husband: Yeah fairly comfortably actually.
Wife: How many goals did you kick?
Husband: 82.
Wife: How many goals did you win by?
Husband: 86.

Full Forward comes home

Wife: How’d the team go?
FF: Won by 86
W: Points? Not bad
FF: No, GOALS!!
W: You must’ve kicked heaps!
FF: (looking forlorn) 1.12…

 

[Brenton Davy]

Wait until you see what I do in front of the mirror.

That’s an image I can live WITHOUT!

 

[damicky]

I too sense a win tomorrow.

If only to heap more misery on philreich …

Spending another week with you is punishment enough

 

[Brenton Davy]

Spending another week with you is punishment enough

I’m having a great time. I would have thought that my sparkling personality and sharp wit would have made me the perfect companion for the week.

 

[Cadsky]

I’m having a great time. I would have thought that my sparkling personality and sharp wit would have made me the perfect companion for the week.

Let's put it this way. I made you both captains, but I only recruited one of you to the Royals. We'll leave it at that.

 

[Brenton Davy]

Let's put it this way. I made you both captains, but I only recruited one of you to the Royals. We'll leave it at that.

Aw shucks…

 

[damicky]

Let's put it this way. I made you both captains, but I only recruited one of you to the Royals. We'll leave it at that.

We are all happy about that

#flagrats

#royalssuck

 

[Cadsky]

We are all happy about that

#flagrats

#royalssuck

We will see

 

[serial_thrilla]

Good morning Royals and Rats. I have the privilege of posting your match today, and this show should kick off at 3pm AEST.
Good luck to both teams.
Cadsky jackster83

 

[Cadsky]

Good morning Royals and Rats. I have the privilege of posting your match today, and this show should kick off at 3pm AEST.
Good luck to both teams.
Cadsky jackster83

Seriously thought you were going to tell me I ****ed up my team sheet when I saw your tag.

 

[jackster83]

I was trying to sleep off a night of drinking but our hot water service shit itself. There goes my next two weeks of pay.

Anyway, lessgo Rats!

 

[GreyCrow]

Today is an opportunity Royals

As we continue our climb up the ladder towards a flag these are the moments we must overcome

I believe in you

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

The Toronto Maple Leafs have bottled it yet again!

 

[Brenton Davy]

Today is an opportunity Royals

As we continue our climb up the ladder towards a flag these are the moments we must overcome

I believe in you

Keep giving us first use and that will go a long way towards that

 

[Footypie32]

Happy birthday Deaneus!

 

[Brenton Davy]

Happy birthday @deaneus

The great man. Greatly missed.

 

[Cadsky]

Up the Royals!

 

[serial_thrilla]

Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com

Match commencing shortly ... GCR v SCS

                       SCS
Ulahoopski                  grumbleguts              Memphis
edgie                       okeydoke7                Jewelsbon

Bianconeri                  nahnah                   MrPremiership
Ant Bear                    GremioPower              My Cotchin Rules

krakouers                   Zevon                    Footypie32
ant555                      GotTheGoodes             jackster83

Nothing                     CakeEater                Membling
Ticky009                    spookism                 Power Raid

Pedro                       Brenton Davy             Cadsky
RPCB                        Rodney Dangerfield       paraaaa
                            GCR

GCR Foll : GreyCrow, SarahSmiles, hotchilli
SCS Foll : damicky, BloodySwan, philreich

GCR INT : NTRabbit, Smartys Power
SCS INT : HirdsTheWord, sataris

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
Gold City Royals FFC: krakouers Zevon GreyCrow
Sin City Swamprats: jackster83 GotTheGoodes BloodySwan

[Round 14], Conditions for this match - MUDDY

 

[serial_thrilla]

Today we are going to witness one of the most anticipated matches in the history of professional qootball in Sweet.

For a grand total of four premiership points in Season 37.

Are you ready? Qooty fans, are you rrrrrrrrrready?

For the thousands in attendance. For the millions watching around the world. From the home ground of the Gold City Royals, The Golden Throne. Let's get to ready to rummmmmmmmbbbbbbleeee!

 

[serial_thrilla]

1 : 0 {C} - That really should have been thrown up rather than bounced.
1 : .12 {lW} - Footypie32 breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : .18 {lW} - GreyCrow runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : .24 {rHFF} - He spots an option and kicks to Nothing.
1 : .3 {rHFF} - Nothing and Ticky009 both holding each other. No mark.
1 : .36 {rHBF} - Power Raid slowing down the play.
1 : .43 {lHBF} - He kicks across the ground towards Ticky009.
1 : .49 {lHBF} - Ticky009 spills the mark.
1 : .55 {CHF} - CakeEater picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 1.01 {lHFF} - A poor handpass but Membling is up to the challenge.
1 : 1.07 {lHFF} - Fires out the handpass to SarahSmiles.
1 : 1.13 {lHFF} - Draws a man and then with hands to GreyCrow.
1 : 1.2 {lHFF} - GreyCrow takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 1.23 {FF} - The kick seeks out Brenton Davy.
1 : 1.3 {FF} - But the kick goes straight to Rodney Dangerfield.
1 : 1.36 {FB} - Rodney Dangerfield with a little space.
1 : 1.42 {FB} - A lookaway handpass to philreich.
1 : 1.49 {FB} - philreich runs into GreyCrow and is getting up very slowly.
1 : 1.55 {FF} - Brenton Davy looking for a lead.
1 : 2.01 {FF} - Brenton Davy walks into goal.
1 : 2.07 {FF} - That is the one the best goals I have seen.
Gold City Royals FFC : 1.0.6
Sin City Swamprats : 0.0.0
1 : 2.13 {C} - No clear advantage to either side.
1 : 3.27 {rW} - damicky with the ball now.
1 : 3.27 {lHFF} - Kicks to a contest - Ant Bear looks to get to thre front.
1 : 3.3 {lHFF} - Ant Bear appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 3.3 {rHBF} - Bianconeri with a little space.
1 : 3.3 {CHB} - Quick hands to nahnah under pressure.
1 : 3.31 {lW} - The kick seeks out Footypie32.
1 : 3.31 {lW} - One grab... Two... Three... Mark to Footypie32.
1 : 3.34 {lW} - So Footypie32 ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 3.34 {lHFF} - A lookaway handpass to hotchilli.
1 : 3.34 {FF} - Boots the ball toward Brenton Davy.
1 : 3.34 {FF} - Spoilt by Rodney Dangerfield.
1 : 3.35 {FB} - Rodney Dangerfield sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 3.38 {rHBF} - A short kick to Power Raid.
1 : 3.44 {rHBF} - Big mark by Membling!.
1 : 3.5 {CHF} - CakeEater slowing down the play.
1 : 3.57 {rFP} - Handballs over the top to Pedro.
1 : 4.03 {rFP} - Pedro eye's the goals and has a shot.
1 : 4.07 {rFP} - They'll be talking about that goal tonight.
Gold City Royals FFC : 2.0.12
Sin City Swamprats : 0.0.0
1 : 4.13 {C} - GreyCrow times his jump well and wins the tap.
1 : 4.25 {rW} - krakouers fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 4.31 {rW} - He involves GreyCrow in the play.
1 : 4.37 {CHF} - A wobbly old kick.
1 : 4.43 {CHF} - Over the head of CakeEater.
1 : 4.5 {CHF} - CakeEater fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 4.56 {lHFF} - Spears a kick towards Membling.
1 : 5.02 {lHFF} - Man in front will be paid this mark - that's Membling.
1 : 5.09 {lHFF} - Nobody's checking Membling.
1 : 5.15 {CHF} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 5.2 {CHF} - CakeEater misjudges it and it's an easy mark to spookism.
1 : 5.27 {CHB} - spookism wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 5.31 {CHB} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 5.37 {rBP} - Handpass over the shoulder to paraaaa.
1 : 5.43 {rBP} - paraaaa is chased down by Cadsky - great effort!.
1 : 5.49 {lFP} - Cadsky has it.
1 : 5.56 {lFP} - Cadsky eye's the goals and has a shot.
1 : 6.02 {lFP} - That's a very important six points.
Gold City Royals FFC : 3.0.18
Sin City Swamprats : 0.0.0
1 : 6.08 {C} - Neither ruckman can take advantage of the bounce.
1 : 6.2 {C} - GotTheGoodes tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
1 : 6.26 {rHFF} - My Cotchin Rules takes off on a lead.
1 : 6.33 {rHFF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
1 : 6.39 {rHFF} - My Cotchin Rules signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 6.45 {lHFF} - He kicks sideways towards Ant Bear.
1 : 6.49 {lHFF} - Ant Bear at the back of the pack takes the mark!.
1 : 6.55 {lHFF} - Ant Bear looks downfield.
1 : 7.02 {rFP} - A kick in the general direction of Jewelsbon.
1 : 7.08 {rFP} - Jewelsbon and Memphis both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 7.14 {rFP} - Jewelsbon does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 7.2 {rFP} - A chance now for Jewelsbon who kicks at goal.
1 : 7.26 {rFP} - Jewelsbon gives some to the crowd after that goal.
Gold City Royals FFC : 3.0.18
Sin City Swamprats : 1.0.6
1 : 7.33 {C} - Superb ruckwork from damicky.
1 : 7.45 {lW} - philreich weaves through the congestion.
1 : 7.51 {lW} - Off the side of the boot - and out on the full.
1 : 7.57 {C} - Zevon to send the ball forward.
1 : 8.04 {rW} - Draws a man and then with hands to krakouers.
1 : 8.1 {CHF} - He sees a lead by CakeEater and kicks in that direction.
1 : 8.14 {CHF} - Atrocious kick. Not even kilometre perfect.
1 : 8.2 {lHBF} - Nobody's checking Ticky009.
1 : 8.26 {rHBF} - Gets a handpass away to Power Raid.
1 : 8.33 {CHB} - An underground handpass to spookism.
1 : 8.38 {CHB} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 8.45 {FB} - Handpass over the shoulder to Rodney Dangerfield.
1 : 8.51 {FB} - A wild handball - but luckily damicky was well placed to clean up.
1 : 8.57 {rHBF} - Hoofs it forward..
1 : 9.03 {rHBF} - A very good mark to Power Raid.
1 : 9.09 {rHBF} - So Power Raid ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 9.16 {C} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
1 : 9.22 {C} - GotTheGoodes has surprised even himself by taking the mark.
1 : 9.28 {C} - GotTheGoodes has it.
1 : 9.34 {rW} - A long looping handpass to jackster83.
1 : 9.38 {CHF} - Boots the ball toward GremioPower.
1 : 9.45 {CHF} - No-one can take the mark.
1 : 9.51 {CHB} - nahnah to send the ball forward.
1 : 9.56 {CHB} - nahnah sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 10.03 {rW} - His kick is towards krakouers.
1 : 10.09 {rW} - Anybody's ball.
1 : 10.15 {lW} - Now ant555 has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 10.22 {lW} - Someone call an ambulance for ant555. krakouers lined him up and did the job well.
1 : 10.28 {rW} - krakouers turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 10.34 {rW} - Handballs over the top to GreyCrow.
1 : 10.4 {lW} - He elects to use Footypie32 and kicks in that direction.
1 : 10.46 {lW} - Footypie32 has surprised even himself by taking the mark.
1 : 10.52 {lW} - So Footypie32 ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 10.56 {CHF} - His kick is hurried.
1 : 11.03 {CHF} - CakeEater stands tall in the pack and takes the mark..
1 : 11.09 {CHF} - Nobody's checking CakeEater.
1 : 11.15 {CHF} - Crunching tackle by spookism.
1 : 11.21 {lHBF} - Ticky009 takes off.
1 : 11.28 {lHBF} - Ticky009 has a bounce.
1 : 11.34 {lHBF} - What a tackle.
1 : 11.4 {CHF} - With the ball is CakeEater.
1 : 11.46 {CHF} - CakeEater holds spookism out of the contest right in front of the umpire.
1 : 11.52 {CHB} - spookism sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 11.58 {rHBF} - A wild kick laterally towards Power Raid.
1 : 12.04 {rHBF} - What a shocking kick - straight to Membling.
1 : 12.11 {lHFF} - Membling sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 12.17 {lHFF} - Passes to hotchilli by hand.
1 : 12.21 {FF} - A measured kick in the direction of Brenton Davy.
1 : 12.27 {FF} - Brenton Davy appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 12.33 {FB} - Rodney Dangerfield looking for a lead.
1 : 12.4 {FB} - Crackerjack bump by Brenton Davy on Rodney Dangerfield.
1 : 12.46 {FF} - Brenton Davy with a moment to look downfield.
1 : 12.52 {FF} - Brenton Davy screws it round his body.
1 : 12.58 {FF} - Brenton Davy just scrapes it in for a goal.
Gold City Royals FFC : 4.0.24
Sin City Swamprats : 1.0.6
1 : 13.04 {C} - No clear advantage to either side.
1 : 13.17 {rW} - krakouers fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 13.23 {rW} - What a tackle.
1 : 13.29 {lW} - ant555 looking for a lead.
1 : 13.35 {lW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 13.41 {C} - GotTheGoodes screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 13.46 {C} - But chipping in front is Zevon.
1 : 13.52 {lW} - Footypie32 streaming down the ground.
1 : 13.58 {lW} - Footypie32 sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 14.04 {rHFF} - A short kick to Nothing.
1 : 14.1 {rHFF} - Nothing misjudges it and it's an easy mark to Ticky009.
1 : 14.16 {rHBF} - Power Raid breaks free and has found some space.
1 : 14.22 {C} - That's a real up and under.
1 : 14.29 {C} - The umpire calls play on.
1 : 14.35 {C} - GotTheGoodes dances around Zevon.
1 : 14.41 {rHFF} - Long raking kick in the direction of My Cotchin Rules.
1 : 14.48 {rHFF} - Anybody's ball.
1 : 14.53 {lHBF} - MrPremiership is now off and running.
1 : 15 {lHBF} - My Cotchin Rules gets enough of a grip to dislodge the ball.
1 : 15.04 {lHFF} - Running with the ball is Ant Bear.
1 : 15.1 {FF} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
1 : 15.16 {FF} - Top mark grumbleguts.
1 : 15.22 {FB} - grumbleguts does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 15.28 {rBP} - No-look handpass to Ulahoopski.
1 : 15.35 {lHBF} - He looks for MrPremiership.
1 : 15.41 {lHBF} - My Cotchin Rules upset the marking attempt by MrPremiership.
1 : 15.47 {lHBF} - MrPremiership with the ball now.
1 : 15.53 {lHBF} - MrPremiership sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 16 {lW} - He has another one.
1 : 16.06 {rHFF} - Nothing and Ticky009 jostle for position.
1 : 16.12 {rHFF} - Top mark - not paid.
1 : 16.18 {rHFF} - Nothing picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 16.24 - <<< sataris is coming on to replace Rodney Dangerfield >>>
1 : 16.34 {rHFF} - Nothing sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 16.41 {lHFF} - Gets a handpass away to Membling.
1 : 16.47 {lHFF} - Membling seems to like his chances ....
1 : 16.53 {lHFF} - And he doesn't disappoint us.
Gold City Royals FFC : 5.0.30
Sin City Swamprats : 1.0.6