Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 12: Baghdad Bombers v Mount Buller Demons at Abdu Prison

[tgrs]

If Smartys Power is bowling, there's a fair chance of a win.

What if I was bowling cats?

 

[moginie]

She's not the Messiah, she's a very naughty girl!

Well, she turned me into a newt!


I got better........

 

[VainGlorious]

Day for it

 

[Smartys Power]

If Smartys Power is bowling, there's a fair chance of a win.

Look.

Can’t even argue with that.

 

[KohPhi]

KohPhi does weird shit to chickens.

Really weird shit.

Love is love.

 

[sausageroll]

Not surprised.

He was probably wondering why you were hanging around at cricket training.

I was getting ready for the Sweet Cricket Association.

 

[sausageroll]

What if I was bowling cats?

They'd probably scratch the hell out of your arm before you even got to your delivery stride.

 

[tgrs]

They'd probably scratch the hell out of your arm before you even got to your delivery stride.

Hmm you’re right

I reckon a sausage dog would be more agreeable and have a bit of bounce to it

 

[sausageroll]

Hmm you’re right

I reckon a sausage dog would be more agreeable and have a bit of bounce to it

...just as long as you don't give the tail a chance to wag.

 

[cats2rise]

What if I was bowling cats?

Well... They wouldn't be 4/35 would they.

They'd be 7/50 or the likes.

 

[VainGlorious]

Love is love.

Oh there’s no doubting that my friend.

The issue I take with your particular brand of poultry love is the uncomfortable situation you put me in every time you want a charcoal chicken.

There’s a picture of you outside of every chook shop within a 25km radius with the sternest of warnings attached:

 

[Bovo]

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Day for it

Which part of the Baghdad desert are you in? And what did you do with your camel?

 

[Mrs Turbo]

I got some jeans you can borrow to go with your new Bombers Guernsey DemurePrincess

 

[cats2rise]

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I got some jeans you can borrow to go with your new Bombers Guernsey DemurePrincess

Wosh it appears someone has been going through Cher's closet again.

 

[DemurePrincess]

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I got some jeans you can borrow to go with your new Bombers Guernsey DemurePrincess

Oh thanks! Cute But don’t get too carried away yet Mrs Turbo!

You only saw the first submission for a Guernsey change.. I have another 48 submissions that Jabba73 is sorting through!

The possibilities are bloody endless with guernsey design… Unicorns, purple eggplants, Stars and Stripes, another has turtles… my fave is the smokin roast chicken….
Anyways….. IF and WHEN we change… the Old Boys won’t be the first to know!

 

[KohPhi]

Oh there’s no doubting that my friend.

The issue I take with your particular brand of poultry love is the uncomfortable situation you put me in every time you want a charcoal chicken.

There’s a picture of you outside of every chook shop within a 25km radius with the sternest of warnings attached:

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Wait...what...

You EAT chickens?

 

[Grav]

I have another 48 submissions that @Jabba73 is sorting through!

Jabba73 has just fainted with shock!

 

[moginie]

Our Queensland middle order batsman is taunting us philreich. Almost giving us hope.

 

[VainGlorious]

Wait...what...

You EAT chickens?

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You know i do.

I’m particularly fond of chicken straight out of a can.

 

[philreich]

Our Queensland middle order batsman is taunting us philreich. Almost giving us hope.

We won't win it, but a draw from 4 for 23 wouldn't be a bad effort.

 

[Bovo]

Wait...what...

You EAT chickens?

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What do you do with…..erm never mind

 

[DemurePrincess]

Whose keen for drinks and tunessssssss????

Best night of the week
#nightshift

 

[SaintsSeptember]

I've been accused of being premature before but....

 

[DemurePrincess]

I've been accused of being premature before but....

 

[snozulu]

My metabolism is super super fast. I’m only like 50kg. I sneeze and I lose a kg but I’m extremely active.

Body building… no! But I do a triathlon or 2 every year

Tri is the key part of that statement.