Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 13: Las Vegas Bears v Gold City Royals at the Stadium in the Sky

[grumbleguts]

Einstein was wrong

Time does slow down - the last 5 minutes is the slowest

It was a form of torture having clocks in classrooms

My students don't seem to mind how long the lessons take.

 

[krakouers]

When people ask you something with an obvious "yes" answer there are a few choices:
Does a bear sh!t in the woods?
or
Is the Pope Catholic?

I prefer to mix them

Does the pope sh!t in the woods?

I’m sure he has a cool hat for when he does though

 

[GreyCrow]

I’m sure he has a cool hat for when he does though

Does he shit in his hat?

 

[Brenton Davy]

Does he shit in his hat?

Reminds me of an old saying used when telling someone you vehemently disagree with their opinion -

“Go and have a sh1t in your best hat!”

 

[grumbleguts]

Reminds me of an old saying used when telling someone you vehemently disagree with their opinion -

“Go and have a sh1t in your best hat!”

"If that happens I'll eat my hat!"

internally: "gulp just remembered I shat in it."

 

[MKMatty]

Whats with all the talk, royals?

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Whats with all the talk, royals?

They do play at the Golden Throne and we will be taking a dump on them tomorrow so it all fits.

 

[Brenton Davy]

"If that happens I'll eat my hat!"

internally: "gulp just remembered I shat in it."

As good a reason as any to own 2 hats…

 

[tony]

The pope excretes in the woods?

Every time he goes to shit in our woods, I make him dig a hole first.

 

[tony]

Hey Cadsky since you put me in jail, you could have at least bought me some dinner instead of making me have to cook for myself.

 

[krakouers]

Does he shit in his hat?

I mean, that’s one way of doing it

Every time he goes to shit in our woods, I make him dig a hole first.

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Il Papa is always so considerate of others

 

[krakouers]

Hey Cadsky since you put me in jail, you could have at least bought me some dinner instead of making me have to cook for myself.

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Happy Day of Birth there tony
Shh don’t tell him what’s in it

 

[tony]

Happy Day of Birth there tony
Shh don’t tell him what’s in it
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Thank you, that is so considerate of you. That file will come in handy to store all my favourite toilet bowl recipes.

 

[MWPP]

They do play at the Golden Throne and we will be taking a dump on them tomorrow so it all fits.

I began my career over there - toilet training was an extended process
But I only honed the craft after I moved

 

[Senor M]

Reminds me of an old saying used when telling someone you vehemently disagree with their opinion -

“Go and have a sh1t in your best hat!”

Your entire vocabulary is “old sayings” at this point Boomer

 

[Cadsky]

Hey Cadsky since you put me in jail, you could have at least bought me some dinner instead of making me have to cook for myself.

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Sorry mate. You're a great guy and the last poster that deserves a 2 week suspension, but I thought that about myself earlier this season and we all know how that turned out.

 

[Brenton Davy]

Your entire vocabulary is “old sayings” at this point Boomer

What do you expect? I went to sign up for the Boer War but was rejected’cos I was too old…

 

[MWPP]

Hey Cadsky since you put me in jail, you could have at least bought me some dinner instead of making me have to cook for myself.

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I would love to know your recipe for the “bolognese” that goes with the recipe
(Asking for a friend of course)

 

[krakouers]

I would love to know your recipe for the “bolognese” that goes with the recipe
(Asking for a friend of course)

I mean, would you want to know?
I find not knowing is better and safer… or you could find yourself as the bolognaise

 

[GreyCrow]

The recipe is baloney

 

[MWPP]

I mean, would you want to know?
I find not knowing is better and safer… or you could find yourself as the bolognaise

If there’s any truth to this then I offer my toenails or rather pawnails up as ingredients tony

 

[krakouers]

If there’s any truth to this then I offer my toenails or rather pawnails up as ingredients tony

I see someone has favourite bits

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

I see someone has favourite bits

My fingernails grow way faster than my toenails.

What should I make of that?

 

[krakouers]

My fingernails grow way faster than my toenails.

What should I make of that?

Well… it’s been a run…

 

[GreyCrow]

My fingernails grow way faster than my toenails.

What should I make of that?

Start wearing shoes