Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 14: Gold City Royals v Baghdad Bombers at The Golden Throne

[Footypie32]

Ok Royals, it's been a turbulent week, but we are still united and we know we're a quality team.

Let's send these sandworms back to Baghdad tied in knots.

Also, Brenton Davy Please kick straight today

 

[Cadsky]

I’m sure we would have discussed you if that was the case… I guess you must be THAT memorable

I dumped them by text. They weren't even good enough for the "its not you, it's me" conversation. I guess it was pretty traumatic for them.

 

[Bovo]

Something I would do to a Royal… not my own Bovo

In saying that… puss puss puss!

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I’d do it to everyone and then sit in the corner laughing. I have an e vil streak and an eviler streak

 

[DemurePrincess]

Ok Royals, it's been a turbulent week, but we are still united and we know we're a quality team.

Let's send these sandworms back to Baghdad tied in knots.

Also, Brenton Davy Please kick straight today

 

[Footypie32]

If I'm getting turned into a sex slave, take the snorkel off. I want to drown in muff please.

 

[GreyCrow]

 

[GreyCrow]

All this talk of cat naps has me yawning way too much

The only cure for yawning is sleep

 

[Footypie32]

This is my 7th post in this thread. Cadsky is about to hit 70.

Guess which one of us said he was completely done with the league this week.lol

 

[GreyCrow]

This is my 7th post in this thread. Cadsky is about to hit 70.

Guess which one of us said he was completely done with the league this week.lol

Cads is still chasing a post count SFA spot

 

[Jabba73]

Hey twinsie!

 

[DemurePrincess]

If I'm getting turned into a sex slave, take the snorkel off. I want to drown in muff please.

Wasn’t my intention but hello! Are you a small-medium-large or day I say extra large… for your leash I mean!!

 

[Jabba73]

I dumped them by text. They weren't even good enough for the "its not you, it's me" conversation. I guess it was pretty traumatic for them.

Did you dump yourself via text or face to face?



Asking for some a ex-girlfriends.

 

[manicpie]

what time is kick off?

 

[Footypie32]

Wasn’t my intention but hello! Are you a small-medium-large or day I say extra large… for your leash I mean!!

Depends hard you tug it...

The leash, I mean

 

[Jabba73]

Cads is still chasing a post count SFA spot

Got a fair bit of work to do to catch DemurePrincess

 

[DemurePrincess]

I dumped them by text. They weren't even good enough for the "its not you, it's me" conversation. I guess it was pretty traumatic for them.

Oooo shallow!!!

 

[Cadsky]

Did you dump yourself via text or face to face?



Asking for some a ex-girlfriends.

Oh no, I don't have the dignity for that. I just ghosted myself for a while till I figured it out and spent the weekend locked in my room, crying myself to sleep.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Depends hard you tug it...

The leash, I mean

I bet you are the kinda guy that sends dick pics but you hold it firmly at the base and squeeze so for a split second it looks impressive!

I know your kind! I’m all about Kinder Surprise but that’s a Kinder shock… like where do you want me to put that!

In my key hole???

 

[Footypie32]

what time is kick off?

Whenever MWPP finishes her nana nap.

 

[Footypie32]

I bet you are the kinda guy that sends dick pics but you hold it firmly at the base and squeeze so for a split second it looks impressive!

Interesting...

 

[GreyCrow]

Interesting...

Dont forget to trim the bushes from the base of the tree

 

[Brenton Davy]

Ok Royals, it's been a turbulent week, but we are still united and we know we're a quality team.

Let's send these sandworms back to Baghdad tied in knots.

Also, Brenton Davy Please kick straight today

I’m due

 

[por_please_ya]

Whenever MWPP finishes her nana nap.

How old do you think she is?!?!

 

[DemurePrincess]

Dont forget to trim the bushes from the base of the tree

Yep. Turn the damn thing into a pine tree instead of a pine needle

 

[DemurePrincess]

All this chat about your ding-a-ling Footypie32 …. You reckon you’ll even be able to perform now during the game???

Maybe be best sit of the bench and play with your tackle